In a shocking turn of events, The Jay Leno Show was actually funny! (We kid. We kid.)

Watch the clip (above) from Monday's show to learn what's in store for Leno and Letterman after their 18 years apart.

New York Senator Chuck Schumer is recommending that President Obama nominate Daniel Alter as a federal judge. And what's so amazeballs is that he's openly gay - and he would be our first!!!

“His outstanding leadership skills, his commitment to justice, and his extensive experience make him an exceptional choice for a position on the federal bench,” said Schumer. “I’m proud to nominate Daniel Alter. Period. But I am equally proud to nominate him because he is a history-maker who will be the first openly gay male judge in American history.”

Alter is also unbelievably qualified! He hailed from Columbia College and went on to Yale Law School. Alter served six years as an assistant U.S. attorney for the southern district of New York and as the national director of the Anti-Defamation League.

We hope it happens!

Only celebrities.

Yesterday, New Orleans Saints Quarterback and MVP Drew Brees was on The David Letterman Show in NYC. Dozens of fans waited for him to arrive in hopes of pictures and autographs, including one man who withstood thirty degree temperatures for over two hours to see his favorite player.

However, Drew rushed past his fans upon his arrival and exit and wouldn't stop for anyone outside. He did, however, sign a football for Sandra Bullock, who was also on the show. As you can see, she unknowingly rubbed her treasure into the face of the poor fan's face as she left for the evening.

Not cool, Drew. Not cool.

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There he is in all his glory!

Kevin Federline weighed in at 232 pounds for VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and he's definitely carrying most of it in the stomach!

How could he NOT have noticed? He used to be a dancer — you'd think he would have been more aware of his body.

We'll have to watch to see how he fares in shaping up and if he can keep it off!

HIGHLARIOUS!!!!

Check out this delicate flower as 15 year old Katrina in her affectionate tribute to everybody who has ever been on Maury!!!

MORE PLEASE!!

Oh, no!

Oscar winner Louis Gossett, Jr. was diagnosed with the early stages of prostate cancer at the age of 73 years old.

The actor, who won an Academy Award in 1982 for An Officer and a Gentleman, came forth with the news in order to encourage other African-American men to get checked out. He says he wants:

"to set an example for the large number of African-American men who are victims of this disease because of the comparatively low emphasis in our community on preventative examinations and early treatment.

"I want to influence them to seek, as I have, the fine medical care and early detection now available."

Get well soon, Louis! Our thoughts are with you!

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So sad.

Funk superstar George Clinton's son was found dead in his Tallahassee home last week, appearing to have died from natural causes.

George Clinton, Jr. was only 50 years old and the police have stated, "Barring any finding by the Medical Examiner's Office, our investigation is complete."

Clinton also recently lost his mother, Julious G. Keaton, back in December.

We are so sorry for his loss and our thoughts are with George and his family.

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Apparently, geeks across the nation have speculated of the sexual orientation about one Sheldon Cooper on Big Bang Theory. Some argue he is gay, some say a-sexual.

Well, either way, you are wrong. The definite answer was given by the executive producer Chuck Lorre about Jim Parson's character and the answer is…"other."

If you are scratching your head, give it a rest and ponder this explanation from Chuck for a second. Chuck says:

“His entire focus is on the work that he’s doing — theoretical physics. ‘Alternate reality’ is another way of looking at it. Characters like Sheldon are drawn to an alternate reality that might be more comforting than the ones they live in. And why modify that? Why not let the character be that unique?”

Um, because it's WEIRD?!

Guess that just how this show functions though, which is why we've never seen an episode.

But does that explanation satisfy U fans out there?

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Actor Harrison Ford personally flew out medical volunteers and supplies to Haiti from the Dominican Republic for the charity Operation Smile.

Sending a surgical team of 20 volunteers they were able to get in a full day of surgery for the victims of the earthquake!

The first 14 went over a period of two trips and Harrison accompanied the last 6 volunteers on a third trip in his Cessna 208 Caravan that he piloted himself.

Fantastic!

CLICK HERE to check out Operation Smile's website!