Oh no! Just after Gwyneth Paltrow got into hot water for comparing her Internet trolling experiences to the horrors of war, another Oscar-winning A-lister has one-upped her in the bad analogy game.
Charlize Theron, usually known for keeping her perspective in check with a lot of charity work, was doing a UK television interview when she actually compared the pitfalls of fame to actual rape!
The interviewer asked if she is offended by how personal the stories are that come up when she Googles herself. She said:
We're sure he knows this, but Sean Penn is a seriously lucky dude.
One look at these photos of Charlize Theron wearing next to nothing in the July issue of Esquire magazine will convince any and all doubters, too!
The A Million Ways To Die In The West actress pouts and vamps it up for photographer Terry Richardson, but we're sure she only had one man on her mind during the shoot.
Check out the full spread in the gallery (below)!
We're sure Sean's buying multiple copies of this one!
[Image via Terry Richardson/Esquire]
In case you didn't trust your own two eyes, here's all the proof your'll ever need that Sandra Bullock is a certifiable sex goddess:
The glorious Gravity gal is set to be honored for a "Decade of Hotness" at next month's 2014 Guys Choice Awards, which is put on by Spike TV.
Woo hoo!! And her prize is wearing a pair of "mantlers" (above)! Ha! Who wouldn't want that?
A spokesperson from the event confessed:
Is it just us, or is this dress kinda sorta really boring??
Charlize Theron attended the London photocall of A Million Ways To Die In The West with co-stars Amanda Seyfried and Seth MacFarlane on Tuesday, and opted for a suuuper simplistic look in a black Stella McCartney frock.
While we do admire the way the dress really extends Miz Theron's spectacular stems, even the subtle reptilian print on the fabric wasn't enough to make the ensem interesting.
Maybe she just really wanted to slip through the event unnoticed because her main man Sean Penn wasn't at her side!
That would be totally understandable, LOLz!
[Image via Joe/WENN.]
These two would actually be pretty good silent film stars!
Even Jimmy Fallon might have a career in that industry if it makes a comeback!
The three got together with The Tonight Show's Steve Higgins to play a game of charades! It was Charlize Theron and Steve vs. Jimmy and Josh Hartnett for a battle to the death…or maybe just a battle to the win.
And while it looked like one team was going to run away with the victory, it all came down to one major charade at the end.
So who acted it out best??
You'll just have to ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Charlize Theron has always been tight-lipped about her love life but she’s finally ready to admit that she’s head over heals for Sean Penn!
The Oscar-winners are believed to have been dating for at least 5 months now but neither have said a word about the other!
Charlize was asked about Sean at the premiere for her new movie A Million Ways to Die In The West. She’s dodged the question for so long, we guess maybe she felt it was time to tell the truth!
Charlize blushingly said:
Hmm, there's nothing summer-y about this Vogue cover!
Charlize Theron is gorgeous, don't get us wrong, but for a June issue, there should've been more of a sun-kissed vibe, and we're definitely not getting it!
The actress wears a navy Dior dress with white laces and a brooding look on the front of the fashion bible, but heads to the beach in sexy bathing suits and mini dresses for the spread.
At least we have that!
There are also editorials featuring Karlie Kloss, Cara Delevingne (in a Beauty and the Beast-inspired spread), and Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio for a Brazil-themed shoot!
Overall, it looks like it's going to be a pretty good issue despite the lackluster cover!
[Image via Vogue]