Charlie Sheen and his wife, Thatchick, made their first public appearance since their wedding on Friday.

The pair hit up the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles on Saturday night.

It is that same event that the two came out as a couple a few years ago.

That trashy '80s hooker, Denise Richards, was not there!

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We care more about Denise Richards' reality show, which is no caring at all, but….

CLICK HERE for all the details of Charlie Sheen's wedding!

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Charlie Sheen and his fiancee ,Brooke Mueller, are reportedly getting hitched Friday night.

The 60+ peeps invited to the wedding were told to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A.

A source also reports that Mueller is already knocked up!

Denise Richards wanted that sperm, damnit!

A 'friend' says, "They've been busy working on having a baby. They have been for a couple of months. It'd be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters."

Chuck has a daughter, Cassandra, 23, by Paula Profit, and had Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, 3, with slutface Richards.

Denise would probs go bananas if Brooke was indeed sperminted by boy sperm! Delish!

Sheen had to spill the beans about tonight's nups to Richards, according to insiders, so their daughters could attend.

Wonder if Denise is going to try and crash the wedding with her reality crew?

She probably spilled the wedding details to all the media herself.

Thanks, Denise!

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Denise Richards sat down with TV's Extra and continued to repeat the tall tales - and more!- she told every other media outlet this week while promoting her shiteous new reality show, It's Complicated.

But, after speaking with Richards, the folks at Extra did some digging!

Look at what they've uncovered!!!!!!!

- Denise told Extra, "I'll be honest with you. I need to work. I need to support my children…I have bills like everyone else." But, the show discovered that Richards could make nearly half a million dollars from her reality show and also found that since the end of her marriage, she has received almost $5 million from Charile Sheen. In addition, Richards will continue to receive $55,000 a month for child support for the next fifteen years - all tax free. How much more does she need?

- Denise says to the celeb magazine show, "I'm a good mom. I'm raising my daughters on my own…I don't want nannies raising my kids." Liar! Extra reveals that Richards has two nannies on her payroll.

- In regards to the sperm request e-mail Richards responds, "This is not an email I sent to anyone. Period. I do not want Charlie Sheen's sperm." However, Extra has learned that a forensics expert has scrutinized the email and says it's authentic.

Just how will lying Denise spin her way out of these revelations?????

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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards continue to battle it out!

The shiz these two are coming out with gets crazier by the day.

Loves it!

Richards tells the NY Post that Sheen obsessively sends her rage-filled text message. She explains:

"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold. His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis. He missed Dad's day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"

And, of course, Richards, yet again, asserts that the e-mails sent to Charlie's fiance, Brooke Mueller, were fakes. Denise says, "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."

Touche!

Charlie appears to be in a take-no-prisoner's mode in the fight versus Denise.

Sheen's rep fires back, saying, "Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA - it is conclusive."

Ohh! We can't wait to see THAT TV show!

These are soooo crazy.

Their daughters are fucked!

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According to Charlie Sheen's friends, Denise Richards is a big fat liar.

No surprise there!

The fame-seeking, money-hungry, desperate attention whore is making it seem like she's hard up for cash, when she's really been making millions by not even lifting a finger.

After her split from Sheen, she received $60,000 a month, tax free, for two years in alimony.

Almost $1.5 million in two years!!! For doing nothing!

Oh, and she ALSO receives $52,000 a month, also tax-free, in child-support for her two kids with Sheen, Lola and Sam.

Damn, if we were Sheens' attorneys, we'd want to see monthly receipts for the kids that add up to $52k a month.

Puh-lease!

Turns out Richards makes well over $600k a year just on child support.

Oh, and it's reported that she also gets a piece of Sheen's show, Two and a Half Men, which eventually will give her up to $25 million!

Damn.

Sheen needed a better pre-nup!

So, aside from ALL that money, Richards has been going media-crazy promoting her new reality show, It's Complicated, which will debut this weekend on E!

We don't recommend you waste your time watching it.

And, while on all the media programs, like The View and Larry King Live, Richards commented that she was doing the show to make money to support her children.

What, $52k a month isn't enough?!?!?

A friend of Charlie says Richards "gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids."

Very true.

A rep for Sheen said on his behalf, "The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."

Word!

Team Charlie!

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Whoopi tore the world's best mother a new asshole on The View today.

CLICK HERE to ch-ch-check it out.

So deelish!

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The world's best mother, Denise Richards, has been on a media blitz this week to promote the debut of her new, Ryan Seacrest-produced reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated.

On Monday, she hit Larry King Live and, of course, Richards' "alleged" e-mail to ex-husband Charlie Sheen's fiancee, Brook Mueller, regarding Richards' "supposed" request for Sheen's sperm was a big topic of conversation.

The former Bond girl vehemently denied to King that she ever made such request and even suggested that the e-mail Brooke received was doctored.

Charlie released the following statement through his rep to counter Richards' claims on the King show:

Statements contained in an email sent from Denise Richards to my fiancé Brooke Mueller on April 3, 2007, are a blatant contradiction to her statements made on "Larry King Live," Monday, May 19. 2008.

Her claims that her email has been fabricated or altered in anyway to create this story are absurd. The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.

I will no longer sit back and be egregiously painted as a liar. If any proof can be established that these are not in fact her words and statements verbatim, I openly invite her and would even encourage Ms. Richards to sue me in a court of law.

She had an opportunity to tell the truth. She did not. Here is the proof.

CLICK HERE to review the "proof", provided by Charlie's reps.

Who do U side with?

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They've been engaged for a while, and now….the wedding is weeks away!

Denise Richards must be shitting herself right now. And then smearing the poo all over her face in f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-i-o-n.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Charlie Sheen and his fiancé, Brooke Mueller will marry on May 30th.

Guess the "still hangin' with the hookers in 2007" rumors circulating around Charlie didn't phase Brooke at all.

The couple met at a party in early 2006, not long after Charlie separated from Denise.

He proposed to Brooke with a $500,000 ring in July of 2007.

This is Charlie's third marriage and Brooke's first.

We give it 6 months.

If you're invited to the wedding, we have the perfect gift idea for you! An STD home testing kit for the couple!

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