TV Guide has released a list of the highest paid TV stars, you know, to make us all very jealous!

And, among the top of the list is Charlie Sheen for his show, Two and a Half Men.

Sheen is the highest paid comedy star in prime-time.

And with him owning a part of the series, it brings his salary to around $825,000…..per episode!!!!!!

Sitcoms typically film around 22 episodes per season. So Charlies walking away with almost $20 mill every year!!!!!

Too bad he has to give away so much of that to his money hungry ex-wife, Denise Richards.

The highest paid actress in a prime-time drama goes to Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order: SVU. She's earning about $400,000 per episode.

William Petersen from CSI is the highest paid actor in a prime-time drama earning around $600,000 per episode.

And cable stars are making good money as well.

Kyra Sedgwick from TNT's The Closer is the highest-paid actress in a cable network drama. She makes about $275,000 per episode.

Even those behind the scenes are making money like crazy. Seth MacFarlane, who created Family Guy, is now the highest paid prime-time writer and producer. His new deal with 20th Century Fox will pay $100 million.

Looks like there's still money in acting.

Well, only if you make it big!

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Sources claim that Denise Richards dragged Charlie Sheen into court for an emergency child custody hearing to drive ratings for her reality show.

An insider reportedly said, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous."

Denise apparently insinuated in court that Charlie was molesting their two daughters during the hearing.

That's not something to joke about!!!!!

Another source reports Sheen is livid and "out to prove Denise's lack of veracity and sue her in civil court for defamation.

Then he'll sue for child custody.

What kind of mother would use her children in such a way?

Molestation is a serious matter.

Sooo low.

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Could Denise Richards be trying to make the media think Charlie Sheen is a danger to their children?

Or is something serious really going on????

Richards went to court today, Thursday, with her attorney, Neal Hersh, to ask the judge for an emergency order to restrain Charlie from their kids.

Denise, her attorney, and the judge had a closed emergency hearing today.

Apparently, Denise told the judge that there's a serious issue in Sheen's house that could have a bad impact on the kids. Supposedly, a "psychological impact" - so Denise wants a psychologist to evaluate things.

Really, psychological issues like having camera crews around your children all the time for the sake of your show? ????

Hersh said, "These are serious issues regarding the children. I would hope we will be graced by Charlie Sheen's presence in court on Monday — if he takes these matters seriously regarding his children, like Denise does."

The matter is said to be resolved this coming Monday.

Those poor girls. Both of their parents are fuck-ups!

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There's good news and there's bad news.

The good news is that Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have their daughters Sam (age 4) and Lola (age 3) in therapy.

The bad news is that those girls have Densise Richards and Charlie Sheen as parents!!!!!

The feuding ex's want the little ones to stay as 'unaffected as possible'.

Richards tells InTouch Weekly, "My kids are in therapy. It's very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it's good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate. If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy — then something else good has come of this, too."

We credit the two warring nut jobs for doing something right!

What age is too young to start popping anti-depressants?????

We kid!

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Spotted: Denise Richards at LA Superior Court (at 111 N. Hill St.) on Friday morning.

The reality TV whore and her lawyer were spotted on the 2nd floor (Family Law) of the court getting ready to enter one of the courtrooms.

Have a good weekend, Charlie!

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As we told you guys first via phone on our Gossip On The Go…

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in a yet another vitriolic public exchange of words.

And this time it gets racial!

As previously mentioned, voice mail messages that Charlie left for Denise over three years ago surfaced earlier today, Wednesday.

Hmm, who saves 3 year old voicemails??

Looks like someone had intentions to use them for revenge or blackmail!

Charlie's messages included several curse-filled rants and even a clip of him calling Denise a "fucking nigg–."

Yea. Digusting!

CLICK HERE to read the transcripts of Sheen's voice mail messages to Richards.

Hours after the recordings were released (and then vanished online), Charlie issued an apology.

He says, "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

He goes on to say, "Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis" especially because "my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation."

Ughhh….

This is such a tough one.

Team Charlie or Team Denise????

It's like picking between diarrhea or constipation - neither are pretty!

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As you first heard if you are a subscriber of Gossip On The Go….

She's dropping bombshells!

Denise Richards recently proclaimed that the "gloves were off" in her bitter war with Charlie Sheen, and she wasn't kidding!

Voicemail recordings that Charlie left for ex-wife Denise have mysteriously surfaced on the Internets, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who probably leaked them.

These recordings are bad. REAL bad.

Sheen even goes so far as to call Richards the N word!!!!

We might have to switch to Team Denise now!

Note: The audio has just been pulled.

For your reading pleasure, we have transcribed the disgusting messages below!

Says Charlie Sheen:

"Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 12:46pm

I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know, you fire off your nonsense and you're lawyer bullshit and your fucking emails and then you don't answer the phone, and you know, you don't have the fucking courage or the wherewithal to like confront me or deal with me or just be fucking honest. And the forthright and I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed by that because that's just who you are and what you do. And I guess once I accept that, I won't be frustrated by your chicken shit fucking behavior, so whatever. I'm just really fucking mad and you owe me a phone call. Okay. Cause again, if I did the same shit to you, you'd be fucking furious. Alright, so whatever.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 1:00pm

Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a fucking liar. Okay. You're a fucking liar. So, you know what it's like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright, so fuck you."

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Denise Richards is such an attention whore.

Denise sat down with TV Guide for their new issue and, no surprise, paints a douchebaggy pic of Charlie Sheen.

She also goes on to stand by her account of the whole Richie Sambora/Heather Locklear affair (which we totally think she's lying about).

Denise says it's on: "The gloves are off," she says, "When I keep my mouth shut, [Charlie] continues to fuel [the feud] anyway, so I'm not gonna sit back anymore."

But what about your kids??? This can't be good for them!!!!

Denise implies that ex-husband Sheen is an effed up/warped dad: "They (Sheen/Richards' daughters Sam and Lola) were told they were going to be flower girls (at Charlie's recent wedding). But then Charlie changed his mind. Actually, Charlie and Brooke got the girls little necklaces for the wedding, but when they came home I was told by the nanny they had to give them back." Denise continues, "I said, 'But aren't they a gift?' The nanny said, 'They are, but they can only wear them at his house.' I said, 'Have him call his lawyer then, ’cause I'm not gonna tell a 3- and 4-year-old, 'You have to give back the necklaces Daddy gave you and only wear them at Daddy's house.' [pause] Now, I know this sounds f—ing crazy – and it is. But this is what I deal with."

Regarding the public perception that she's a husband-stealer: "The timeline was that Charlie and I ended, then my friendship with Heather [Locklear] – which wasn't a long friendship – ended, then she filed for divorce, and then Richie [Sambora] and I got together after that…But I knew that in the public's eye – because Heather is America's TV sweetheart – it wasn't gonna go over well…Because the press made it seem that she and I were having dinner on Friday and I was screwing her husband on Sunday, and that's not the case. Heather knows that I did not 'steal' Richie. She knows it."

Denise on getting married again: "Oh yeah!" she says emphatically. "I'm not bitter from this. I know I'll find the right one, damn it. But when I do I will never get divorced. I'm done. [laughs]…But I love men. I've never ended badly with someone except my ex-husband."

Dear Denise Richards, shut up and get naked.

Pose for Playboy, make money, be a mom.

And shut up!

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Several sources who know Denise Richards have reportedly spoken out to say the former Bond girl is full of shite and that her show sucks at 'setting the record straight' - cause it's not!

Like, duh.

On the show, the lying whore has said more than once that she only started dating Richie Sambora only after he and Heather Locklear had split up AND that she and Heather weren't friends for 'months' when she and Richie got together.

Insiders say that's not the case!

A source reveals, "Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him. Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie [Sheen] split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later - not months - Denise starts dating Richie. For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she's still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn't speak to her at all."

Sources also say that Richards lies on her show about how many pets she has.

On the show Denise says she has five dogs, four cats and three pigs.

But an insider reported, "Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals."

Kinda creepy!

Richards responded to the latest allegations through a mouthpiece, "I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It's such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have."

The truth always comes out, Denise.

Don't you know that?

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