And that would be putting it lightly!

Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself and her Twerbose account (it allows you to post tweets longer than 140 character) to rip Aliana Lohan a new asshole.

We're not even sure what could have possibly sparked this 'open letter' to the younger Lohan, but it's awesome! And thankfully Frances is a hell of a lot easier to understand than her mom Courtney Love's ramblings.

Here's what she had to say:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

Dayumm!!!

Wonder if Ali will have the balls to respond to this? And if not, we're sure Michael Lohan will have something to say.

Team Frances all the way!

[Image via Fame Pictures & WENN.]

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We wonder if Courtney Love even knows what year it is, much less how to dress herself!

While taking a stroll in SoHo yesterday, it became clear that Courtney had forgotten a vital piece of her ensemble - a bra!!

Somehow, we feel like that is the least of her worries. Just look at her face!

Check out the uncensored nipple action…. after the jump!

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“Nobody has ever loaned me money. I mean, I was going to die on a few occasions. Johnny Depp gave me CPR on one. That’s as close as I ever got. I was watching that movie where he plays Dillinger, and I was like ‘Motherfucker, I never had myself any JD except CPR.’”

- Courtney Love tells Britain's Style magazine

[Image via WENN.]

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Courtney Love is not able to access the trust fund of her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, due to a dispute with the bank.

The First Republic Bank filed papers in federal court in order to put a hold on the $1.2 million account because they believe that Courtney is not the only one trying to access it!

And with all that debt she's accumulated, we're not surprised!

The bank claims there's a dispute over who can access the funds - and they want to sort that out.

Courtney's attorney believes that the filing is "childish and vindictive" as they just wanted to move the money to another bank and believe that the financial institution doesn't want to lose such a big account.

Keep Courtney far, far away from Frances' $$$$$!

One stop and at the pill shop and her inheritance is history!

[Image via WENN.]

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We're sure it is a sight the man will never forget!!!

While attending the Times' T style magazine party the other night, a guest unintentionally walked in on Courtney Love using the bathroom!

The man, Sebastian Karnaby, was trying to find his way out of the party, but instead happened upon the nut-job on the toilet with her skirt down to her ankles. He slammed the door and tried to make a break for it, but he was unsuccessful, saying:

"She stormed out screaming, 'I am going to get you thrown out!' She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I'd attacked her. They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman."

Well, that we believe and what an unholy sight to have to carry around with you! She probably wouldn't have even remembered any of this even happened if you hadn't spoken up. Heavy drinking causes the mind to skip a little.

But we have to wonder if this guy was also drunk or just pretty damn stoopid! How do confused a bathroom door with a front door?

Just sayin.

[Image via WENN.]

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Screen International Security Services have sued, who else, Courtney Love.

Yawn.

SISS, the company that provided Love with her former bodyguards, are suing Court for $60k in unpaid "security services," including "the protection of Love, her family members, and her property" according to the legal docs filed with the LA County Superior Court.

The security company say they provided Love and Francis Bean with protection from April until August of 2009, and Love allegedly failed to pay SISS a dime!

Not surprisingly, Courtney's lawyers are calling the lawsuit bogus, and issued the following statement on Friday:

This lawsuit should be placed in the Wikipedia page next to chutzpah. It has no merit and is based on a private security company's attempt to fleece a celebrity.

SISS is claiming it is owed money for providing around the clock security for Ms. Cobain and her daughter at the St. Ives home for a period of time she and her daughter were NOT living at that home but were living at the Chateau Marmont. SISS has no written agreement with Ms Cobain to support their claim and on its face it is ludicrous.

SISS was paid a substantial sum for the "service" it provided while they were living at that home. Despite knowing that Ms. Cobain and her daughter had moved out of the home they continued to provide security to an empty home by having someone sit in a car all day eating a ham sandwich while the Cobains were residing miles away!!!

Ha!

Who do U believe???

[Image via WENN.]

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Don't mess with a guy who is commonly seen bearing a halo atop his head!

Activision better get to work because no one is happy with the representation of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain on the newly released Guitar Hero 5.

After Courtney Love threatened to sue the game's publisher over the disrespectful avatar, Nirvana band members Krist Novoselic and Dave Grohl released a joint statement on Thursday regarding the image.

They said:

"While we were aware of Kurt's image being used with two Nirvana songs, we didn't know players have the ability to unlock the character. This feature allows the character to be used with any kind of song the player wants. We urge Activision to do the right thing in 're-locking' Kurt's character so that this won't continue in the future."

We smell another lawsuit trouble!

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We thought she was on board?!

Although it was tacky to begin with, the playable Kurt Cobain character on Guitar Hero 5 is a travesty!

The game's career mode has the animated Nirvana frontman sing Bon Jovi's You Give Love a Bad Name, yell Flava Flav's catch phrase and do Bush karaoke.

Of course, Courtney Love took to her Twitter to shout her disgust from the micro-blogging rooftops!

“For the record this Guitar Hero shit is breach of contract on a Bullys part and there will be a proper addressing of this and retraction," she tweeted. “WE are going to sue the shit out of ACtivision we being the Trust the Estate the LLC the various LLCs Cobain Enterprises.”

As if that woman needs to be involved in anymore lawsuits!

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We'd expect this from Courtney, but not Dave!!!

Gaming company Activision has announced that Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain will make a posthumous appearance as a playable character on Guitar Hero 5.

Creepy!

In order to get the rights to the two playable Nirvana songs, Smells Like Teen Spirit and Lithium, the company had to get approval from Kurt's crazy ass widow, Courtney Love, former drummer for the band, Dave Grohl and Universal Publishing.

Are Foo Fighters doing so terrible that Grohl needs the $$$$$?!

After Cobain's suicide in 1994, the singer blamed the repercussions of fame for his depression in a final note addressed to fans.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit is a song that we’ve had at the top of our wish list ever since I came to Guitar Hero,” said Activision’s Vice President of Music Affairs, Tim Riley. “Then after three years of working with the different parties, it was like the perfect storm.”

And to make matters worse, Courtney supplied the company with footage and photos, along with picking wardrobe and hairstyle, resulting in a "Teen Spirit" look.

Promoting everything he was against post-mortem?!

What a way to be remembered!!!

[Image via Activision/Guitar Hero]

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