There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
[Image via Instagram.]
So… this happened.
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!
We all know 2 things:
1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).
Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!
Looks like the whole gang is going down!
Even though the four-day hearing happened last December, the verdict wasn’t handed down until Tuesday, when they also gave the team trainer Jose "Pepe" Marti and doctor Pedro Celaya eight-year bans for the drugs.
As for Bruyneel, he knows his goose was cooked, and only added:
Everyone remember Aaron Samuels, right?
If you don’t, then stop reading this and go turn on Mean Girls RIGHT NOW!
Anyways, the actor, whose real name is Jonathan Bennett, is now a Flywheel cycling instructor! No, it’s not because of a lack of acting gigs… haters.
Bennett’s bio on their page says it all:
“Seeing real results in his own fitness level has always been his motivation for working out in groups. To pay it forward and help others, Jonathan became an indoor cycling instructor.”
Paying it forward! This man is perfect.
Also, good thinking on Flywheel’s part because his class must be packed every day, but especially on October 3rd! Ha!
This is SO sad!
Alec Baldwin notoriously freaks out on the paparazzi, but his wife Hilaria is the opposite, and she still got burned!
The yoga instructor was out for a jog in NYC on Thursday, and a cop stopped and chatted breifly with the new mama, who must not have mentioned the paps because the officer didn't do anything. Unfortunately disaster struck!
Hilaria posted a pic (below) and said:
From the looks of things, these two are going to be together forever!
Unlike the sunny heat in paradise where Paris showed off her beautiful bikini bod, it looks like it was a bit cold in Amsterdam. Naturally, the two were stylishly bundled up with Paris in a black leather jacket and River in a navy sweater and black beanie.
The two models were happy to shoot photos and videos of each other, but the ones that we love most are the pics with both of the lovebirds in them!
We’re not sure how safe it is to film while riding a bike, but we have to say, Paris definitely looks like she knows what she’s doing.
Ch-ch-check out their cycling skillz in their Instagram vids AFTER THE JUMP!!!