Madonna can do no wrong!
Since her new album Rebel Heart went straight to "No. 1," Her Madgesty thought it'd be a nice treat for all of us fans to get to see her perform one of her new songs, Joan of Arc!
And who are we to disagree?
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Madonna stopped by Ellen on Wednesday to sing what could possibly be her third single off the new album.
Oh, and did we forget to mention it was the first time she ever did Joan of Arc live!?
Ch-ch-check out Madonna in her element (below)!!!
Madonna is spending all week with Ellen DeGeneres, so a run-in with Ellen's favorite guest Justin Bieber was inevitable!
But who knew it would be this sexual??
Ellen got the pop stars to participate in a round of the party game Never Have I Ever, and things got real intimate real fast!
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Who has had phone sex? Who has hooked up with two people in the same day? Who has forgotten a partner's name???
See the HIGHlariously revealing game — including Her Madgesty's bonus round (below)!
We just know she'd be a great mom, but… does she want to be?!
Although her wife Portia de Rossi previously went on the record saying that the couple would remain childless, Ellen DeGeneres chatted with Today show's Matt Lauer about maybe eventually having kids!
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Her first response would make anyone seem hopeful that the couple might be adding to their family… but alas, the rest of her answer is less affirmative.
When Matt asked point blank if she would like to have kids, Ellen said:
Ah, to be young and feel love's keen sting!
When Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres are in the same room together, we can count on two things:
1. An excellent conversation will be afoot, and 2. There's going to be an epic performance of something that will blow our minds.
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Needless to say, we were not disappointed!
Her Madgesty stopped by to dish with Ellen about meeting her daughter Lourdes' new college boyfriend:
This is it.
Not only is Ellen DeGeneres crowned as the most AH-Mazing host of daytime talk shows, she now takes the title of best selfie taker EVER!
She also takes pics with the best people ever, just sayin'! Sorry, Kim Kardashian West, Ellen is the captain now!
The First Lady of the United States aka Michelle Obama as well as the First Lady of Scandal Bellamy Young stopped by the set on Thursday and they all took this AH-Mazing photo!
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Much like the Oscars selfie that straight up BROKE the internet, this one kinda had the same effect!
The 57-year-old shared the picture on Instagram and wrote:
Lena Dunham just brought the SEXY to Instagram!
On Wednesday, the Girls star posted a sultry shot of herself clad in a gift from Ellen DeGeneres — lingerie!
Oh, and this isn't your average Victoria's Secret garb… the nighty has cats AND Ellen's face all over it!
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Ha, how hysterical!
Check out the hilarious and sexy time pic (below)!
Ellen DeGeneres had a very special guest on Thursday's show: First Lady Michelle Obama! And since she's such a high profile person, Ellen got super competitive. Not only did she reveal that she's in better shape than Mrs. Obama, but she also challenged her to a dance-off!
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For the fifth anniversary of the Let's Move campaign, FLOTUS is doing a dance to Uptown Funk at the beginning of this year's Easter Egg Roll at the White House.
So she showed off what she's learned so far!
Ch-ch-check out the silliness (below) and find out how to get involved!