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Icky Icky Dog Poo News Archive
Cards Against Humanity Sold Actual Poop On Black Friday And People Are Unboxing Their Orders To Find, Yes, It's Really Just Poop
Cards Against Humanity is that card game you might've played at a friend's house before. It's super inappropriate and offensive on purpose.
We're sure not too many were all that surprised when the company started selling boxes of bullsh*t for Black Friday. Like, actual boxes of poop.
They were selling the poo for $6 a box and they were very upfront and clear that it was not a joke. It was poop. Just straight up real poop.
That didn't stop the boxes from selling out within an hour. 30,000 people bought poop at $6 a box. That means Cards Against Humanity made $180,000!! …or did they?
Just when we thought Jon Gosselin's situation couldn't get any worse, this happens.
Earlier this month we heard that the famed father of eight was being kicked out of his Pennsylvania home after he failed to make his monthly payments.
Well Jon finally moved out of his pad, but his landlord Linda Eways revealed he left a LOT behind, including trash, property damage, and worst of all, a live kitten. She says:
Some Terrible Person Killed Almost A Thousand Chickens With A Golf Club And Police Have No Idea Who Did It
We hope they find this sick person!
On September 19th, at a Foster Farms shed near Fresno, California, an unknown person entered the chicken facility and began swinging and hitting the chickens that live there.
The person ended up killing over 900 chickens, and the people assigned to the case at the Fresno County Sheriff's Ag Unit have NO idea who did this awful crime!
Here's what Deputy Chris Curtice said:
Pissed Off Woman Vows To Personally Poop On The Doorstep Of The Next Dog Owner Who Doesn't Clean Up Poop Left On Her Lawn!
Owning a dog can be a whole lotta fun but it also comes with a heaping helping of responsibility.
Sure, everyone just wants someone to pounce on them when they get home, and lick their face when they're sleeping or just whenever.
But most people don't sign up for all the gross, dog butt related stuff. Though that doesn't excuse us from taking proper care of our pooches.
This cat owner, like so many other cat owners, was trying to film their kitty one day — and anyone with a cat knows that getting them to behave on camera isn't exactly the easiest thing ever.
Well when they went to film their cat, they didn't expect to find their pet in such a weird position.