If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
LOLzz, JK. OF COURSE it was loathsome… girl was only 11 at the time and Brad was already 30!
Even though we are rather fond of Andrew Garfield as Spider Man, we are STILL frustrated that Sam Raimi's fourth Spider-Man film with Tobey Maguire couldn't get made because of stupid studio bullshiz…
Because according to Mr. Raimi, Anne Hathaway was thisclose to starring in his next Spider-Man as cat burglar-turned crime fighter
Selena Kyle Felicia Hardy, codename Black Cat!!
And after seeing her portray Cat Woman, it's obvious that she would have DOMINATED the role!
"I didn't get to see Batman yet, because I've been working nonstop… but I hear she's great in it. I'm not surprised, because I loved what she was doing with the auditions for Spider-Man 4."
UGH LAME SAUCE! Why oh why couldn't this movie have happened?! Oh wait, we know why, cause Sam recently divulged the dirty deets!
"It was simply that we had a deadline and I couldn't get the story to work on a level that I wanted it to work. I was very unhappy with Spider-Man 3, and I wanted to make Spider-Man 4 to end on a very high note, the best Spider-Man of them all. But I couldn't get the script together in time, due to my own failings, and I said to Sony, 'I don't want to make a movie that is less than great, so I think we shouldn't make this picture. Go ahead with your reboot, which you've been planning anyway.'"
LOLz! Even though he mostly takes the blame, Sam still sounds a tad sour about how everything went down!
Who knows, perhaps Anne can STILL portray Black Cat in a future Amazing Spiderman flick?!
Nah, probably not. She's got an Oscar now!
It must be exhausting being so stylish!
The extra short trip was due to the fact that the starlet has to promote her new film, Upside Down.
Back to work! But at least you have that hunky man to come home to!
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Well, they clean up nicely!
We're sure the fashion shows are plenty fun, but we hope these lovebirds make some time to smooch under the Eiffel Tower!
[Image via Splash News.]
The couple was seen at LAX on Saturday on their way to Paris Fashion Week.
We were VERY worried that they weren't going to make it to their Parisian vacay because her flight was booked with all the normal people..
…so did Kirsten change her mind about her diva ways and fly business class or upgrade??!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Well, isn't she a Grumpy Gus!
The fabulously fine Kirsten Dunst was overheard complaining recently about a
truly terrible somewhat annoying scenario!
The Melancholia star was chowing down at Craig's in WeHo when it apparently came to her attention that the world expects her to… wait for it…
The peeps behind The Amazing Spiderman are trying reallllyyyy hard to separate themselves from those other Spider Man movies that came out not too long go…
Just LOOK at how much darker Mary Jane Watson's hair is (above)!
Ok, so WHO do we want to eventually win Peter Parker's affection?! His high-school lover? The fiery new element? Or maybe there will be a THIRD sexy lady vying for his attention?
There IS a Spider GIRL right? Is she going to make a cameo in the sequel?!
[Image via Splash News.]