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The man ain't playing around!

The Silver Fox literally KICKED the Human Barbie off his show because he felt she was being dishonest.

If you've never heard of HB before, she's the mom who bought her daughter plastic surgery vouchers for the little girl's seven year old birthday.

Gross!

We applaud him for holding true to his convictions, and not letting someone as awful as her even get her fifteen minutes of fame.

P.S. See the video of Coop explaining why he stopped the interview short (below)!

This is going WAAAY too far!

For those obsessed with plastic surgery, feeling regret over having their pup neutered or the just plain crazy, plastic surgeons are attaching new testicles to pooches.

Yep, we're not jerking ya. A new, prosthetic set of hardware for your dog.

Called Neuticles, over 550,000 pet owners have forked over between $119 (for XSmall) to $599 (XXLarge) to have their dogs, cats, horses bulls, monkeys, rats, and water buffalo fitted with a pair of fake testicles.

Gross. Gross. And more gross.

Nicole Malliotakis, a New York lawmaker, finds the idea appalling. She wants to ban the practice in the state, along with pet tattoos, earrings, tummy tucks and face lifts on pets.

But Neuticles founder Gregg Miller disagrees with her (duh!).

He states the following on the importance of fake doggie parts:

We know, they know, they're missing. With Neuticles, they don't know anything is gone.

Thoughts? Do you think Neuticles is a good idea?

It's so sad that body image issues can lead to something like this! And the fact that these procedures are happening so often is just terrifying.

April Brown became a multiple amputee after getting infections from butt injections. She refers to herself as a survivor, because to make it through the infections doctors were forced to remove her legs and part of her arms.

Apparently she wants to become a motivational speaker and guide young women struggling with body image issues, especially those who are planning such illegal procedures.

Nobody should ever consider medical treatments from someone who is not a professional. Your butts are fine how they are.

This illegal butt injector is referred to as the "Black Madam" and was straight up injecting butts with silicone from Thailand and Krazy Glue!

YUCK!

Her real name is Padge Windslowe, and she charged the most gullible people ever $1,000 to perform injections on a dining room table. As part of her "plumping parties."

REALLY? What is wrong with people?

The woman testifying is Shurkia King, who suffered severe respiratory problems afterward and spent TWO WEEKS in the hospital after doctors found silicone particles in her lungs that could have killed her.

Windslowe has been ordered to stand trial on charges that include aggravated assault, practicing medicine without a license and theft by deception.

This is NOT the end of it though, because the cops think Windslowe was the one who injecting a London tourist named Claudia Aderotimi -- who died last year after one of those parties.

They even think she has performed 14 other procedures.

This whole situation is so stupid all around -- why would the injector OR the injectee think that this is a good idea? How is that possible?

Let's just hope this stops this kind of thing from happening again!

[Image via WENN & AP Images.]

What's Jenelle Evans' excuse for her nude leaked pictures?

Here's what she said on her Twitter:

“I was still not in the right state of mind from the anesthesia and I was on my prescribed medication. I was f--ked up off anesthesia after the surgery. I didn't kno (sic) he took the after photos.”

But what about the before pictures of the Teen Mom wearing her birthday suit?

Jenelle says:

“The before photos (he) took without me lookin and told me he deleted them thats why I was laughing in the pic cuz I'm like lol stop.”

Why, however, would she let her ex boyfriend keep those pictures? And why wouldn't she press charges against him now?

The mommy said:

"I didn't give him any permission and yes I kno [sic] I have a good case but he has more blackmail on me so I cant. I'm very depressed but I'll eventually get over it. I just wish I knew who to trust these days."

Don't be depressed, girl! It's not the end of the world. Way worse things could of happened to you than everyone seeing your twin peaks.

Although we are a bit disappointed to hear the way Jenelle abused her medication.

Here's what her friend said:

“She got Hydrocodone (a prescription painkiller) and they had her on morphine while she was going through it. She was all high, she was eating the hydrocodones like they were Skittles.”

Aw, it sounds like she's really sorry that those photos got out on the internet.

Life ain't so bad, girl. Think of the positives in your lifes.

Like those new boobs of yours!

[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]

After we saw the new boobs that Jenelle Evans was sporting earlier today, we thought we had seen everything.

Wow, were we wrong.

The Teen Mom has nude photos of herself floating around various media outlets.

The full frontal nude pictures were taken by her ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp, and they were subsequently sold by him, as well.

There are a set of five pictures. Some show Jenelle flaunting her pre-surgery breasts. The others show her modeling her post-surgery boobies.

Damn. We knew that Delp guy was no good!

How is he going to sell out a former loved one out like that?

That's despicable!

We're sorry to see that these photos have made it online, but if you feel inclined to check em out, CLICK HERE to view the NSFW photos of Jenelle!

[Image via Pacific Coast News & AKM-GSI.]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No!

It's Jenelle Evans' new boobs!

And don't worry folks. If you don't have a creative imagination then that's totally fine.

One doesn't need an imagination with the size of that pink bikini.

Although Jenelle Evans looks admittedly happy about her new puppies, we still aren't quite sure why the Teen Mom felt the need to enhance her breasts in the first place.

Here's what one source said:

"Jenelle was totally given the idea to get the boobs by her ex-boyfriend Gary Head. Not a lot of girls around the area have fake boobs, it just isn't something they normally do, but Gary was telling her that she would look a lot better with the bigger boobs."

So wait. She got these bad boys for an EX boyfriend???

Hmm.

The source went on to say:

“She had the idea in her head that she wanted implants and so she went ahead and got them no matter what, and this was definitely something that Gary wanted her to do. MTV has an idea of how they want the girls to come off and big fake boobs isn't it. They've even called the other girls and begged them to hold off on surgery."

That's right! MTV doesn't want their teen moms to get breast implants! They want their girls to have more babies!

Regardless she looks happy and that's all that counts, right?

We're just glad she seems to be enjoying herself, even if we don't necessarily agree with her decisions.

Congrats on the successful surgery, Jen!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]