Third time's NOT the charm for Lil' Wayne fans in upstate New York.

For a THIRD TIME, Lil' Wayne has cancelled his Rochester, NY, show.

He was supposed to take the stage today, Wednesday.

Back in October, he said he didn't want to do the gig at Rochester's Blue Cross arena because of an 'inferior' sound system.

Then he just didn't show up for the re-scheduled December show.

The Michael Phelps favorite did not release a statement to explain why the hellz he's not showing up this time.

Must be the drugs!!!!

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The title pretty much says it all.

Click here for the LOLs!

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Don't believe everything you read, especially when the URL from the source reporting the non-existent death is from a fake website replicated to look like BBC News!!!!

Anyhoo, Lil' Wayne is not dead.

Repeat: not dead.

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Lil' Wayne is a BIG DOUCHE!

All he cares about is being a mi-mi-millionaire, and he's already forgotten and disrespected (repeatedly) the people that have made him rich and famous.

According to a slew of emails from our Perezcious readers, Lil' Wang stood up 20,000 fans Monday night in Boston at the TD Banknorth Garden. The Biggest Diva Alive was one of the headliners for the Monster Jam concert hosted by radio station Jam'n 94.5, along with Jay-Z and Ne-Yo.

The stage crew built his set and his DJ even came out to spin. But, after about an hour of anticipation, the set was broken down and just like Sunday night's disaster in Rochester, Lil' Wayne was a no-show.

Jay-Z saved the evening by extending his own set like the pro he is, with the aid of DJ A.M.. Fans were understandably pissed, as many of them had come exclusively for Wheezy, but a lot of the folks who wrote into us said they were blown away by Jay-Z's performance.

The rumor is that Lil' Wayne - who recently became a Lil' Dad - refused to comply to standard procedure and pass through a metal detector. So either he was packing or he simply turned his "pretty boy" nose up - totally disrespectful to the fans who have made him what he is.

However, this isn't the first time Doucheezy has had problems with guns, bitches, and bling. The Dirty South rapper has become a lil' delusional, dragging the dramz around. If he's not careful, he's gonna end up the Poorest Rapper Alive.

Hey, how about next time you check your Louis Vuitton at the door, huh?

Bitch!

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Self-proclaimed greatest rapper alive, Lil' Wayne, became audience-proclaimed most bullshit rapper alive when he stood up 8,000 fans Sunday night at the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester, NY.

After finding the sound system not up to his standards, Lil' Wayne excused himself from the show, along with co-headliner Piles. Fans were promised a refund, but what was supposed to be one of the biggest weekends in hip-hop ended up just leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

What a Lil' Diva!

Fellow Dirty South rapper Ludacris came to the show's rescue as best he could, anchoring a fair amount of the audience to the venue despite the "bad sound system." His set was reportedly smooth and professional, proving that somone who isn't the world's greatest can overcome subpar equipment.

(In case you were wondering, Eminem is supposedly the world's greatest rapper alive.)

Well, at the very least, fans were treated to a free really excellent Ludacris concert? That's not a bad consolation prize, right?

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Break out the cigars - Lil' Wayne is the proud new father of a bouncing baby boy.

Dwayne Carter III was born today, Wednesday, at the Christ Hospital in Cincinnati.

His rep has confirmed the birth, but the mother's identity remains unreleased.

Lil' Wayne announced his babymama's pregnancy on Sunday at the BET Hip-Hop Awards when he accepted an aware for Lyricist of the Year.

"I got a son about to be born any day now, so shout-out to him," he said. "Pray for me."

Now that the baby is safely in the world, we're going to pray for some grammar lessons.

He also won MVP of the Year, which he dedicated to his daughter.

Multiple congratulations are in order!

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Lil' Wayne needs to better screen his workers!

The self-proclaimed "pretty boy" is facing gun charges and his assistant, Terry Bourgeois, testified in court yesterday that he only "occasionally" saw a handgun and people smoking weed on the tour bus.

That's gonna absolve him of all charges!!!!!! Suuure.

Hey, at least he didn't purger himself!

Bourgeois did say he never saw Lil' Wayne with a gun. However, he claims he didn't know whether one was on the bus back in July of last year, when Wayne was arrested on gun charges.

According to a police officer, she boarded the rapper's bus after he performed at a concert, saying she smelled marijuana. While getting on board, she claims she saw him try to hide a gun.

But Lil' Wayne's attorney wants the charges dismissed.

Attorney Stacey Richman says that the cops fasley claimed they smelled weed only to illegally board the bus.

A cop lie? Never!

Wayne has pleaded not guilty and has been released on $70,000 bail.

However, there was a gun found on board and it is registered to Cortez Bryant, Wayne's manager.

And if convicted, Bryant can face up to 3.5 years in prison.

Shady.

Let's see how this turns out!

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A mini Lil' Wayne will be upon us soon.

The rapper made the announcement at this weekend's BET Hip Hop awards. He says, "I got a son about to be born any day now, so shout-out to him. Pray for me."

Who's the baby momma?

Will he name the babe Michael after his most famous fan, Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps?

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It's nice to see that some people aren't being affected by the shiteous global economy!

But of course, those that aren't affected are the ones with the millions.

To celebrate Lil' Wayne's 26th birthday, rapper Birdman threw him a huge party on Monday in Miami hotspot Mansion nightclub.

Birdman, who Lil'Wayne calls his "adopted father", really went all out for the event. The two even have matching cross tattoos on their foreheads.

There was large Cash Money Records ice sculpture in the room. And the sculpture was holding bottles of Cristal, which usually retail for $1,000. There were 30 bottles there alone.

Other ice sculptures had $100 bills frozen inside.

But that isn't the best part of the night.

Pretty boy Lil' Wayne got an even better gift from Birdman.

A Lui Vuitton briefcase filled with a MILLION dollars in CASH as a gift!

Seriously!

We hope they both have some really good accountant, cuz you know the IRS is gonna want to see if that money is on the books. And, even if it's a gift, Wayne has to report that money!

Wonder if anyone stayed around for the ice sculptures to melt?

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