We don't know what his reasoning is yet, but we're surprised he let everyone know 24 hours in advance!

Monday night's Lil' Wayne show at GM Place in Vancouver was canceled last minute. And the consummate professional frequent douche canceled the next day as well!!

According to the promoter's media release, “The Lil Wayne show has been cancelled due to circumstances beyond Live Nation’s Control.”

Well, Live Nation is not a babysitter!

They can't be responsible for keeping him awake, controlling his pAArties or wrapping up his peen!

The singer was to perform with Young Jeezy, Soulja Boy, and Drake. We're sure they're thrilled!

Ticket holders will be given refunds, but they should consider themselves lucky they dodged a bullet!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 45 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Sorry guys!

Diddy and Lil' Wayne's new albums have gone the way of Mimoo's!

Both Diddy's and Wayne's albums (as well as Mariah's) have been pushed back!

Lil' Wayne's much anticipated Rebirth was supposed to come out on June 23rd, but yeah, that didn't happen! Wayne's label has yet to announce a new release date for the rock album.

Diddy claims he's delayed the release of Last Train to Paris because it's "Jay-Z time and Drake time," but isn't that just narcissistic-tinged way of saying he can't compete with either???

[Image via WENN/Fame Pictures.]

Permalink / 34 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

It's not like he's known for his professional demeanor!!

Lil' Wayne is being sued for $432,000 by Red City Entertainment for failing to appear at his own concert in the Bahamas.

The amount covers the rapper's $210,000 advance along with hotel, transportation and venue expenses.

When Lil' Wayne did not show up for the show, police were sent to check up on the rapper and found him unconscious in his hotel room.

Classy!!!

That's quite a bit of money when you've got all those baby mommas to support!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 29 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Sorry, Europe. There will be no thrill, chills, or grills coming your way from Lil' Wayne.

He's a lil' ill!

The rapper and his reps released a statement Thursday announcing he would be unable to perform at the next seven scheduled European tour dates due to illness. We are told he must cancel because he requires "doctor-mandated rest", but promises to reschedule when possible.

The statement reads: "Lil Wayne extends an apology to his fans for the short notice of this postponement. But [he] looks forward to returning for the performances and visitation with his fans."

Yeah, you better go back and do those shows. You don't want to owe promoters more money.

Besides, we're sure you've got something lying around that could perk you right back up again. Perhaps the doctor can prescribe you some cannabis sativa, you seem to be a big fan of that!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 59 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

This would do Johnny Cochran proud!

Lil' Wayne visited court on Tuesday, stemming from a January 2008 bust at a border checkpoint in Arizona.

Authorities searched his tour bus and found cocaine, ecstasy and a handgun.

Sounds like one dangerous pAArty!!!

Oh, but the rapper has a defense!

Wayne's lawyer told the court that he suspects the drug-sniffing dogs used in the arrest may not have been reliable because they weren't trained properly.

The dogs did their job and found the drugs, so we don't get it!!

If the animals were not reliable than the search would be illegal and the items found would not be able to be used as evidence!

Nice try!

Hope Weezy enjoys his jail time!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 42 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Lil Wayne needs to keep it in his pants!!!!!

According to new reports, the rapper will be fathering two new sons by different women this year!

Gross!

Singer Nivea Hamilton and model Lauren London are said to be pregnant by the fool rapper.

Wayne is rumored to be marrying Nivea in the next few months but plans to participate in raising the baby with Lauren as well.

Lil' already has two kids from a previous relationship!!!!

Stop reproducing!!!!!!

What kind of hos have unprotected sex with Lil Wayne?!

The kind who want $$$$$!!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 119 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Lil Wayne is in a bit of legal trouble!

A lawsuit was filed against the musician last year, accusing him of copyright infringement.

Apparently, Wayne didn't get the proper permissions to sample music from folk singer Karma-Ann Swanepoel's song Once which he used in his track I feel Like Dying.

The lawsuit claims that pretty boy Wayne promoted his album Tha Carter III by singing the song in concerts and allowing fans free downloads of the song on his website.

Well, now Lil' is fighting back! Wayne just filed a suit against Rebel Rock Productions Inc, who produced the song I Feel Like Dying. The rapper claims they should have been the ones responsible for securing the proper permissions and licenses.

It's all a blame game right now.

Rebel Rock has yet to respond to Wayne's suit.

Either way, someone's gonna have to pay up!

[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]

Permalink / 22 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Even though Heidi Montag's latest single is shockingly not shiteous, we still have our doubts!

The Hills star is currently recording a new album and wants people to take her 'craft' seriously, dammit!

"I just pretty much live and breathe in the studio… I've never had an album. This is my first album. I've wanted to do music since I could talk… This is the biggest dream of my life," Heidi gushes.

The "reality" TV whore turned singer also blabbed on and on about how her music is in the vein of… Lil Wayne???

"I just love making fun music, like Lil Wayne," Heidi reveals.

Says Montag, "He'll do a rock song, and then he'll do a rap song. I get to choose my own songs. It's something I love doing. I'm having so much fun doing it, and it's not too much pressure. It's more on my own."

Heidi would love to record a duet with the rapper, but by duet she must mean laying a vocal track over 'A Milli' and calling it her own!

And surprise surprise, Montag is itching for a Speidi duet as well!

"Spencer Pratt is amazing," Montag squeals. "I'd love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps — he does everything."

If she's smart, she'll leave the blonde beard off the album!!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 57 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

More legal troubles for Lil' Wayne!

As we mentioned before, the rapper is a pro when it comes to getting arrested and dealing with drugs and guns.

The self-proclaimed "pretty boy" now has to go to court on April 20th to face criminal gun possession charges.

Going to court on 4/20? That should be fun!

Someone's gonna go celebrate after, regardless of the outcome.

Cops say they found a gun in the rapper's tour bus back in July 2007. He pleaded not guilty to gun possession and was freed on $70,000 bail. He now faces one count of criminal weapons possession and one charge of criminal possession of a loaded weapon.

The New York State Supreme Court Judge was also pretty lenient and granted Lil' Wayne the opportunity to finish his tour, which ends April 12th, before the trial begins. The judge ordered jury selection to begin once the tour is over.

As for his jail sentence, if he's found guilty Wayne can face a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison. But we all know that's not likely to happen!

[Image via WENN.

Permalink / 43 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »