This would do Johnny Cochran proud!

Lil' Wayne visited court on Tuesday, stemming from a January 2008 bust at a border checkpoint in Arizona.

Authorities searched his tour bus and found cocaine, ecstasy and a handgun.

Sounds like one dangerous pAArty!!!

Oh, but the rapper has a defense!

Wayne's lawyer told the court that he suspects the drug-sniffing dogs used in the arrest may not have been reliable because they weren't trained properly.

The dogs did their job and found the drugs, so we don't get it!!

If the animals were not reliable than the search would be illegal and the items found would not be able to be used as evidence!

Nice try!

Hope Weezy enjoys his jail time!!!!

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Lil Wayne needs to keep it in his pants!!!!!

According to new reports, the rapper will be fathering two new sons by different women this year!

Gross!

Singer Nivea Hamilton and model Lauren London are said to be pregnant by the fool rapper.

Wayne is rumored to be marrying Nivea in the next few months but plans to participate in raising the baby with Lauren as well.

Lil' already has two kids from a previous relationship!!!!

Stop reproducing!!!!!!

What kind of hos have unprotected sex with Lil Wayne?!

The kind who want $$$$$!!!!!

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Lil Wayne is in a bit of legal trouble!

A lawsuit was filed against the musician last year, accusing him of copyright infringement.

Apparently, Wayne didn't get the proper permissions to sample music from folk singer Karma-Ann Swanepoel's song Once which he used in his track I feel Like Dying.

The lawsuit claims that pretty boy Wayne promoted his album Tha Carter III by singing the song in concerts and allowing fans free downloads of the song on his website.

Well, now Lil' is fighting back! Wayne just filed a suit against Rebel Rock Productions Inc, who produced the song I Feel Like Dying. The rapper claims they should have been the ones responsible for securing the proper permissions and licenses.

It's all a blame game right now.

Rebel Rock has yet to respond to Wayne's suit.

Either way, someone's gonna have to pay up!

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Even though Heidi Montag's latest single is shockingly not shiteous, we still have our doubts!

The Hills star is currently recording a new album and wants people to take her 'craft' seriously, dammit!

"I just pretty much live and breathe in the studio… I've never had an album. This is my first album. I've wanted to do music since I could talk… This is the biggest dream of my life," Heidi gushes.

The "reality" TV whore turned singer also blabbed on and on about how her music is in the vein of… Lil Wayne???

"I just love making fun music, like Lil Wayne," Heidi reveals.

Says Montag, "He'll do a rock song, and then he'll do a rap song. I get to choose my own songs. It's something I love doing. I'm having so much fun doing it, and it's not too much pressure. It's more on my own."

Heidi would love to record a duet with the rapper, but by duet she must mean laying a vocal track over 'A Milli' and calling it her own!

And surprise surprise, Montag is itching for a Speidi duet as well!

"Spencer Pratt is amazing," Montag squeals. "I'd love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps — he does everything."

If she's smart, she'll leave the blonde beard off the album!!

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More legal troubles for Lil' Wayne!

As we mentioned before, the rapper is a pro when it comes to getting arrested and dealing with drugs and guns.

The self-proclaimed "pretty boy" now has to go to court on April 20th to face criminal gun possession charges.

Going to court on 4/20? That should be fun!

Someone's gonna go celebrate after, regardless of the outcome.

Cops say they found a gun in the rapper's tour bus back in July 2007. He pleaded not guilty to gun possession and was freed on $70,000 bail. He now faces one count of criminal weapons possession and one charge of criminal possession of a loaded weapon.

The New York State Supreme Court Judge was also pretty lenient and granted Lil' Wayne the opportunity to finish his tour, which ends April 12th, before the trial begins. The judge ordered jury selection to begin once the tour is over.

As for his jail sentence, if he's found guilty Wayne can face a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison. But we all know that's not likely to happen!

[Image via WENN.

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Lil' Wayne has found himself in the middle of a lawsuit!

The rapper turned diva was set to perform at the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester, NY in October, but cancelled due to the sound system at the venue not being up to his "standards."

Lil' Diva screwed up again by being a no-show to make-up show #1 and cancelled make-up show #2!

The Promoter for the concert, Ed Strickland, is now suing the rapper for $1.3 million dollars!!!

Strickland sent Lil' Diva's management company a $100,000 advance before the October cancellation. "This is a business. I have a commitment to my investors, the public. A lot of money — TV, radio, print — went to make this thing happen," explains the promoter.

We think Lil' Wayne deserves to pony up the $$$$ and still perform the promised make-up show for the Rochester audience!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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The #1 rapper in America (after the #1 rapper in the world, 'Nye) took to David Letterman's show last night to bring the LOLs.

He was really into it!

Check out Wayne's appearance above.

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Click here to watch Lil Wayne perform live his hideous new single, the rock 'n' roll-heavy Prom Queen.

Why'd he have to go and get all Carrie on us????

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Third time's NOT the charm for Lil' Wayne fans in upstate New York.

For a THIRD TIME, Lil' Wayne has cancelled his Rochester, NY, show.

He was supposed to take the stage today, Wednesday.

Back in October, he said he didn't want to do the gig at Rochester's Blue Cross arena because of an 'inferior' sound system.

Then he just didn't show up for the re-scheduled December show.

The Michael Phelps favorite did not release a statement to explain why the hellz he's not showing up this time.

Must be the drugs!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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