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Orlando Bloom Is Back To Being A Bachelor Now — But See All The Ladies He's Been Linked To!

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Refresh your memory!!

Taylor Swift isn't the only one with a long list of ex-lovers!!

While Orlando Bloom is now back in headlines for his split from Katy Perry, the actor has had his fair share of exes — and there's nothing wrong with that!

You probably remember the Lord of the Rings star was married to Miranda Kerr for three years before they divorced in 2013, but how do you remember his flames… rumored and confirmed??

Cough, cough Selena Gomez!

CLICK HERE to view "All Of The Ladies Linked To Orlando Bloom!!"

CLICK HERE to view "All Of The Ladies Linked To Orlando Bloom!!"

CLICK HERE to view "All Of The Ladies Linked To Orlando Bloom!!"

CLICK HERE to view "All Of The Ladies Linked To Orlando Bloom!!"

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[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/Lia Toby/WENN.]

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This Engaged Supermodel & Billionaire Are Totally Not Having Any Sex!

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Miranda and Evan are waiting for sex.

Imagine being engaged to a supermodel and not having any sex with her! That's Evan Spiegel's life!

The Snapchat founder apparently doesn't have the awesome sex life we just assumed he had, what with having Miranda Kerr as a partner and everything.

Related: Look At Orlando Bloom's Penis!!!

The supermodel let it slip during a recent interview with The Times that she and her future husband are "waiting." When the journalist interviewing her mentioned that he uses birth control, Miranda blurted "I don't." She then had to clarify to the interviewer that she wasn't worried about getting pregnant because, ahem, she wasn't exactly doing the deed.

She said:

"[We're not planning a family] yet. Not until after we get married. My partner is very traditional. We can't … I mean we're just … waiting."

Inneresting…we wouldn't have pegged Evan as being traditional. We assumed nerds got pretty wild behind closed doors, but what do we know??? We know nothing.

Miranda previously told The Edit regarding her man:

"[Evan is] 25, but acts like he's 50. He's not out partying. He goes to work in [L.A.'s] Venice. He comes home. We don't go out. We'd rather be at home and have dinner, go to bed early."

Go to bed early and apparently don't do anything there but sleep! LOLz!

Anyway, they're not the only ones who've waited…

CLICK HERE to view "Celebrities Who Waited (Or Are STILL Waiting) Until Marriage!"

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Dakota Johnson Covers Vogue — Talks Loving 50 Shades AND Those Pesky Jamie Dornan Hate Rumors!

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Dakota Johnson covers Vogue's February issue.

Nice bob!

Dakota Johnson almost doesn't look like herself on the February issue of Vogue magazine with her blunt hair and side-swept bangs. But she does look gorgeous!

Video: New 50 Shades Trailer Has More Sex!

The 50 Shades Darker actress may not be quite her usual spread in the editorial either, but her personality and charm shine through beautifully in an accompanying video where she goofs around and does a pretty decent impression of Miranda Kerr, of all people.

Dakota also addresses two persistent rumors — 1) that she hates 50 Shades Of Grey, and 2) that she and Jamie Dornan hate each other or are having an affair.

However, according to the 27-year-old, she's very proud of having done the BDSM flick. She said:

"I'm truly proud of it. It's a cool story, and I think it's different, and different is what I'm about."

As for those Dornan rumors, she cheekily suggested:

"We hate each other and we're having an affair, so everybody's right. How about that?"

Fair enough!

Check out her funny clip (below)!

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12 Days Of Perezmas: 1 Big Orlando Bloom Penis!!!

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One big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

On the first day of Christmas, pop culture gave to us…

…one big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

It was a day like any other, and then, completely out of nowhere, like an unexpected gift falling into your lap, there was peen.

And not just any peen, but Orlando Bloom peen. A peen that has been happily welcomed inside Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry; a peen that has been a pirate and a wood elf; a peen that perfectly preened on a paddle board one hot summer day in Sardinia.

We don't know why Orly chose to make his schlong so pubic, uh, we mean public, but we're not mad or anything.

If his dong is more comfortable in its birthday suit, then by all means, let that wiener go wild!

See it in all its uncensored, uncut beauty (below)!

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Orlando Bloom Opens Up About Fatherhood & His Admiration For Katy Perry!

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Orlando Bloom has had a lot of life experiences, but his son's birth is what's impacted him the most!

We know this to be true as The Lord Of The Rings alum dished about how his 5-year-old Flynn's birth reshaped the way he looked at the world. Awww!

Related: Katy & Orlando Are Planning A Holiday Vacay Together!

During a chat with Entertainment Tonight at UNICEF's 70th anniversary event in NYC, the Hollywood hunk shared:

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Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Split From Orlando Bloom Left Her In A 'Really Bad Depression'

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Miranda Kerr opens up to Elle Canada!

Miranda Kerr is usually so positive, but that wasn't the case three years ago!

Back in 2013, the supermodel and Orlando Bloom announced their divorce after six years of dating, three years of marriage, and one beautiful son, Flynn.

Related: Gwen Stefani Talks Her Publicized Divorce In Glamour

While the momma of one is happily engaged to Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel, she opened up to Elle Canada about the heartbreaking split:

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So Scary — The Intruder Shot At Miranda Kerr's Home Was There Days Before To Deliver A Bizarre Letter

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This is such an unsettling twist to the Miranda Kerr home intruder story.

In case you don't remember, two weeks ago, an intruder broke into Kerr's Malibu property and stabbed a security guard in the eye before being shot in the head.

Now, as we are learning, that intruder — a man named Shaun Haywood — had been on the property days before trying to deliver a bizarre letter.

Related: Haywood Is Now Facing Attempted Murder Charges

According to TMZ, Haywood hand-delivered a

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