That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!
Check out the video (above) of Nicolas Cage informing David Letterman, the Late Show studio audience, and the entire world that he does NOT drink blood.
We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!
Ah well…perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!
What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???
P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.
P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)
Yeah. Yeah, that's a fact.
In Paris this weekend, Nicolas Cage was on hand for the unveiling of his wax figure at Musee Grevin. We don't know if they used the figure as a stunt double in his new film, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, but we wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. It looks pretty rough.
Just look at the face! Is it … melting? Or do they really think Nic looks that old? Oh no! Does he owe money to the artist or something? Was this payback? Will someone please explain to us WHY this figure is so frightening???
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
This one is sure to be a classic.
In true Nic Cage form, the actor did a dramatic reading of LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It.
Srsly, this happened and we are dying of laughter!
We gotta give the guy props for making this so amazing. When he repeats "Wiggle Wiggle" over and over, that's when we just effin' lose it.
So.Much.LOLz.!
L-L-L-Listen above!!!
Seeking Justice will finally hit stateside this year!
The story has Nic Cage out for revenge after his wife, January Jones, is attacked.
Enter: Guy Pearce.
Pearce tempts Nic with an offer to avenge his wife's attacker in only for the exchange for a favor later down the road.
Haven't we learned not to accept gifts from strangers?!
Check out the video above to see the action unfold!
At least he's not peeing fire in this preview! Ugh…
Check out the newly released trailer (above) for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, which hits theaters this February.
We'll probably skip this one…but then again, maybe this seemingly unnecessary sequel will surprise us and get shockingly good reviews, kind of like the new Mission: Impossible, which is 94% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes!
OR maybe we'll skip opening night of Ghost Rider 2, and instead watch some of Nic Cage's good movies from days gone by. Sigh…Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas, Raising Arizona…Sigh…
What do U think? Will U check out Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance when it gets released???
After losing his precious Action Comics No. 1 (the debut of Superman) to a trifling thief, Nicolas Cage gave up all hope on collecting comics.
He sold his treasure of rarities for $1.5 million. But then! Miracle of miracles! The lost original was rightfully returned to Nic.
With Action Comics No. 1 back in possession, what does he do? Treasure it? Put it in a safe? Nooo!
He auctions it off for $2.16 million!!!! The comic is one of only 100 copies left — the new owner better take great care of it!
[Image via Agent 47/WENN.]
In an ironic sort of place that is equally HIGHlarious!
Remember that movie Raising Arizona? It's the one where - 80s SPOILER ALERT - Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter steal a baby and go on the run.
Well, for some odd reason we can't even begin to fathom, a shot from the film ended up on the cover of a Serbian 8th grade biology textbook.
Gosh! Is that where babies really come from? Rich people in Arizona?!
The lies our mother told us!!!!
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