This was probably the best idea.
Lance Armstrong had plans to be interviewed under oath by the US Anti-Doping Agency in hopes to clean up the insanity behind how he doped his way to stardom, and to try to not get banned from cycling forever.
But after meeting his deadline today to let the USADA know if he was gonna see them — Armstrong decided that he didn't want to be interviewed.
Dang, that's even more than enough reason to stop eating animal products!
Beyonce just revealed that she gained 57 pounds while pregnant with Blue Ivy in an interview with Oprah, and after we thought that the Queen simply snapped back into her vivacious curves without breaking a sweat — that's actually far from the truth.
This year's Super Bowl drew a massive 24.1 million tweets as we previously mentioned.
Of all those Tweeters out there, some of our fav reactions were from celebs!
What's funny is that most of the reactions were either about the temporary blackout or Beyonce's incrediballz performance!
Did anyone show the Ravens or the 49ers any love??
We've gathered tweets from Jay-Z, Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake, Michelle Obama, Demi Lovato, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Oprah, Kim Kardashian, and Samuel L. Jackson!
Guess you'll have to read through tweets from all the celebs… AFTER THE JUMP!!
It's no secret that Tyler Perry and Oprah Winfrey are best buds.
So when it was Oprah's birthday on the 29th, Perry sent her a big floral arrangement.
It was so big that when Oprah bent down to pick it up, she threw out her back!!
Lisa Lampanelli has been struggling with food addiction for 32 years now, and even though she knows she has a serious issue and likes to joke about it on account of being a comedian — she does not take negative comments lightly.
The insult comic wrote about her issue with men and food last week on xoJane, and despite the fact that she thought she was making a breakthrough, people just started hatin' on her like CRAZY!
And now, to clear up what the heck she really meant, she responded to her reader's comments:
What the feezy?!?
It's not enough that Lance Armstrong has been getting trashed for admitting that he doped his way to stardom… but has anyone ever thought about how he feels?!?
While the ex-biker divulges every last bit of his career to Oprah Winfrey, we have been steadily listening, but others like a user from Vimeo, Matthijs Vlot, gave us a different approach of what Lance really thinks of himself.
Which unfortunately, if you feel bad for the guy, then having him recite the words from Radiohead's Creep is pretty demoralizing, but if you find hilarity in pain… then this is one video you're definitely gonna love!!
Wanna see Armstrong singing Creep?!? Hit that play button (above)!
Just stop lying, Lance Armstrong! You took the right step, but you just couldn't come clear on everything, could you??
First we talked about the major possibility that Lance lied to Oprah about not doping after 2005 — probably because the statute of limitations hasn't run out on those cases.
Now, we're hearing that Lance lied about not offering the USADA a shady donation in the range of $200,000 to $250,000. Here's what Lance said: