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Katy Perry Reveals The Dark Days After Split From Russell Brand & How John Mayer Made It All Better!
Breaking up is hard to do! But this new revelation from Katy Perry is so dark, it’s almost scary!
AND hear why she had to take a break from boyfriend John Mayer!
Read all the juicy deets…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Even if he says some cray cray stuff, you gotta love the bluntness!
Morrissey recently penned a blog criticizing Pippa Middleton, among others, for her October bird hunting excursion, and he was far from kind.
The Smiths former frontman wrote:
No, not you Russell Brand! Your dog!
Or should we say his MAYBE girlfriend’s dog!
The comedian was spotted in London on Sunday walking Jemima Khan’s fluffy best friend, Brian.
Don’t you just want to snuggle the heck out of that pup!
Well, if he can’t be in South Africa, at least Russell is spending time with Jemima.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
So THIS is why he couldn’t make it in!
Because there weren’t enough free pages in his passport, according to his publicist Debra de Souza!
The comedian needed two empty pages, but Brand was full up!
Silly jetsetters! Always forgetting to get new passports! LOLz!
Let this be a lesson to all of you travelers, South Africa needs two of your passport pages!!!
[Image via Twitter.]
This is bad news for all of South Africa.
Russell Brand tweeted a picture of himself at the airport on Friday and said:
“Banned from South Africa. Here ready to go. Refused entry. Hope I can come soon #MessiahComplex”
Weirdly, Brand didn’t give a reason for why he was banned from the country, but we can only imagine it’s something scandalous! Ha!
Until he makes his way back to South Africa, there’s always YouTube!
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[Image via Twitter.]
But it turns out it's not a new lady love at all! It's Russell's recent ex Jemima Khan!
The two reportedly split over a month ago, but it looks like they patched up whatever differences they had because they were spotted Wednesday night in total couple mode!
Russell and Jemima were getting very lovey dovey as they hung out with other celebs at a London screening of the new political doc Unmanned: America's Drone Wars.
So did the couple ever really break up? Or were they just trying to keep their love on the down low?
Well, we're glad they seem happy and proud now in any case!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see more of Russell's
former current special lady Jemima.
[Image via Manuil Yamalyan/WENN.]
We sure hope he stays away from spanking any monkeys that might not belong to him!
Or if Russell Brand is tugging on any other trunks, we hope he at least got his new girlfriend's approval!
Yup, you heard us right! Russell is back off the market after being single for barely over a month!
Katy Perry's totes awks divorce text story apparently hasn't turned all other ladiez off of the British bad boy because he's currently snogging with a new lady friend who is going to remain a mystery for now.
He revealed the romantic sparks that are lighting up during an interview when he let it slip: