
Russell Brand has relationship turn-overs quicker than Vegas marriages, but for right now it appears the British playboy is dating model and TV personality, Zara Martin!
The twosome have been seen together in London TWICE in the past week. They were first spotted out and about after he filmed BrandX and once again after the Royal Albert Hall for a Teenage Cancer Trust performance on Wednesday.
They even plan to keep the new romance going long distance!
A source spilled:
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Since Russell Brand isn't with Katy Perry anymore, he's now making sure to upkeep on his seksi bod… WITH a mystery brunette!
The comedian was seen coming out of EarthBar yesterday carrying green juice smoothies, and even though we have no idea who the woman behind him was, we're thinking that it's his brand spanking new girlfriend.
Considering that it was early, there's no doubt that the lady in green stayed the night at Brand's crib.
Plus, since they both looked like they just rolled out of bed, it's obvious that they needed a good morning snack.
Guess the Get Him to the Greek actor has moved on, but he definitely hasn't moved UP! LOLz
Ch-ch-check out Russell and his gal pal (above)!!
[Image via Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI.]

Russell Brand best not be talking smack about our girl Katy Perry!
When a couple of his friends on XFM radio were teasing him about his outrageous elephant-riding wedding and shamefully short marriage, the acerbic comic was quick to defend the relationship. Kind of. He said:
The Minions!! They're baaaaack!
It's been three years since Gru and his little yellow buddies warmed our hearts and tickled our funny bones in the massively underrated Despicable Me!
And now we're only months away from their long awaited return!!
Ch-ch-check out Kristen Wiig, Russell Brand, Miranda Cosgrove, and, of course, Steve Carell in the official trailer for Despicable Me 2 (above)!
Ugh! Stupid April, May, & June!
If it wasn't for those annoying months, Despicable Me 2's July 3rd premiere date would seem sooooo much closer!

Talk about the one that got away!
Despite wonderful rumors to the contrary, Katy Perry has no intention of releasing a super-seXXXy autobiography!
Not only was her $2 mil book deal complete fiction, it turns out Katy CAN'T EVEN READ!
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LOL, JK! We totally made that part up because we're so sad!!
We mentally prepared ourselves for the JUICIEST "tell-all" this side of Mötley Crüe's The Dirt, but our bubble just got burst!
The 28-year-old pop star would surely bring

It looks like our favorite California gurl Katy Perry is testing out the housing market!
Apparently KP is trying to sell her Hollywood Hills pad that she bought with her ex-hubby Russell Brand, but she’s not having ANY luck!
We hear that she was hoping to get around $8 million for her crib, but now that she’s not getting any nibbles she’s willing to shave more than $1 million off of the price tag. She'll also be posting her place on the multiple listing service to try and get the word out after trying to keep the deal on the down-low.
She must have had some bad memories there, because it sounds like she’s desperate to get out and move on!
It sounds like she's making the right moves to sell her pad, but in the meantime, it looks like her BF John Mayer will just have to make room for one more!
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

Megastar recording artist, voice actress, movie-maker, fashionista, all-around lovable, AND an author?! Katy Perry is a genuine jill-of-all-entertainment-trades!
Katy Kat has reportedly signed a $2 million book deal and will pen an autobiography called Part of Me (YUP, just like the movie) detailing her life thus far…
Which obviously includes ALL the dirty deets from her short-lived marriage to Russell Brand!
In fact, rumor has it that Katy wants to get this book out SOON, specifically before Russell publishes another of HIS auto-biographical Booky Wooks, as she wants the public to have BOTH sides of their story.
Katy will apparently ALSO write about her current love affair with John Mayer.
Whoop whoop! Sounds like a juicy Summer beach read to us!
Ch-ch-check out some snaps of Katy and Russell during their brief romantic entanglement (below)!
[Image via WENN.]