Jon Gosselin brought pal and fellow deadbeat celebreality dad, Michael Lohan, over to his Pennsylvania house to meet his kids yesterday.

The boys men were seen tinkering with Jon's dirt-bikes and his ATV while the kids watched, looking so pathetic and distraught, it was like glimpsing back 10 years at Lindsay Lohan.

Maybe she should come over and babysit and give the youngsters pointers on how to grow up to become a functional adult.

No wait, one Lohan influence is quite enough emotional damage.

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Katy Perry was seen AGAIN with rumored new BF Russell Brand!

Russell followed Katy to Paris and they attended a Fendi fashion week party last night.

It's getting serious!

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In a unexpected move that had the Twitterverse buzzing, Thom York was a guest DJ at the Roosevelt Hotel's Tropicana Bar on Tuesday night.

It's rumored that the Radiohead frontman may do it again, but the deets are top secret!

He's the last person we'd expect to see at an El Lay hot spot!

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Spotted: Formerly estranged couple Nas and Kelis looking quite chummy at Marquee in NYC on Monday celebrating the rapper's birthday.

They even arrived and left the club together.

Can a baby bring a hater to his knees?!

We guess $$$$$ love conquers all!

Good luck, kids!

[Image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Sean Penn, who recently split from wife Robin Wright Penn, was seen canoodling in London with a new woman said to be his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White.

Welcome to mid-life crisis, where the cars get older, but the woman get much younger.

Good luck keeping up, Sean!

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Spotted: Hayden Panettiere frolicking along Malibu beach on Thursday with LOLhan's ex, Harry Morton.

Something tells us that tomorrow she'll be seen exiting a medical building!

He's filthy rich!

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Spotted: Eight little Gosselin children were seen playing in their yard of their Reading, PA home with no parental supervision on Wednesday!

The kids were kept safe under the watchful eye of their young nanny, while Kate Gosselin continues to pimp herself to talk shows in NYC and Jon Gosselin waits for the nanny to get off work so he can get laid.

Childhood effectively ruined for these kids!

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Shock! How did this happen?

Early Monday morning, Chace Crawford was seen sucking face with Twilight star Ashley Greene!

The two were seen in a major lip-lock when Chace dropped her off at the airport in Los Angeles to return to Vancouver, where she's filming the latest vamp flick.

We did not see that coming! Way to completely divert attention from Robsten!

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Uh-oh!

Kristen Stewart's boyfriend, actor Michael Angarano was seen chatting, drinking, and leaving with an unknown brunette at a bar in Studio City, Californa, last night.

They both took off in his car and were last seen entering an apartment block in Sherman Oaks at around 1 a.m.

Looks like K-Stew may have a cheater on her hands.

We hope not.

This guy is the only thing standing in the way of K-Stew getting her claws into R-Patz! No!!!

Update: Sources are reporting to PerezHilton.com that K-Stew and Angarano quietly broke up about a month ago. That explains it all. Unfortunately, this now means she's free to date R-Patz.

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