Holy hooters, batman!
This is the most peculiarly seXXXy things to emerge from Down Under since the constipated-sex-toy-guy finally pooped out his vibrator!
Louise van Veenendaal is a contestant on The Voice - Australia that was mentored by will.i.am!
Or at least she was, until he SHOCKINGLY gave her the big fat boot during last week's final showdown!
The seXXXy singin' soon-to-be starlet was one of the fan favorites! Will.i.am even nicknamed her Voice Lady — partially because she had a SUPER voice, but also because the revealing outfits she wore made her look like one of those makeshift superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard, LOLz!!
But will kicked her off because she lives down the street from him in L.A. and he said she should just look him up there!
Well, Voice Lady took his advice to heart! The spandex-clad aspiring singer flew from Australia to El Lay and was spotted searching for her beloved mentor in the wackiest way possible!!
Ch-ch-check out her scantily clad search for yourself (above)!
Holy hot cakes!
The noise holes in our head haven't been this pleased since the last time we had that dream about Zac Efron whispering sweet nothings to us while giving us a massage in a jacuzzi!
At any rate, Blake Shelton sang his scrumptious little arse off at tonight's CMT Music Awards and it was awesome!!!
Ch-ch-check out his rad rendition of Boys 'Round Here (above)!
We're not sure which "boys" Blake is referring to, but the ones below our Mason-Dixon Line sure are tingling!!!
Hmmmm….this is certainly innnnnneresting!
Former The Voice winner Cassadee Pope showed up to the CMT Music Awards and she was channeling her inner Barbie doll!
How, you ask?
Well, the bright pink color of her skirt for one and second her outfit is blatantly mismatched…
Not in a good way!
It looks like an outfit a little girl would put together from completely different Barbie outfits!
Seriously, just look at it!
Though her gorgeous old Hollywood waves are GORGEOUS!
But that ensem is not our favorite! Sorry, girl.
[Image via Getty Images.]
No running by the pool… unless you win The Voice!
Usher continued to celebrate his team winning the singing competition on Friday with the most HIGHlarious of his videos yet!
The 35-year-old singer put in a ton of work to make this Instagram video happen, and it was SO worth it!
Watching singing nun Sister Cristina rock it out on The Voice of Italy has been a true joy this year!
Honestly at this point it doesn't even matter if she wins - gurl is a sensation!
That's why it's so great to see her perform with stars like Kylie Minogue and now Ricky Martin!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Ricky and the finalists perform a medley of all his hits, from Livin' La Vida Loca to just plain Vida!
And speaking of vida, see Sister Cristina's epic performance of The Time Of My Life from Dirty Dancing…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We’ll keep this short because zOMG USHER!!!
The 35-year-old judge on The Voice was all about contestant Josh Kaufman winning it for Team Usher on Monday, so he sweetened the deal for fans!
Usher said on his Facebook:
Robin Thicke performed some oral last night on The Voice finale with a little assistance from contestant Josh Kaufman's throat.
Okay, it's not what you think! The two sang Get Her Back as a duet, and wow, they blew us away. No, not like that…we can dream though.
We just wonder if Paula Patton's dreaming as well??
Ch-ch-check out the two do it…uh, we mean, duet (above)!!!