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The casting gods have answered our prayers!!!!

Alan Ritchson's abs have been granted more screen time!

The man with the steel bod will go from being shirtless in the Hunger Games: Catching Fire to being shirtless in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The unbelievably good looking actor will play Raphael in Michael Bay's next flick and we have been promised that there will be no bulky ninja suits covering his goods up.

Excellent move, TNMT. Great choice, Michael.

Thanks to Megan Fox and now Alan, we'll have PLENTY of pretty to look at even if the movie sucks!

[Image via WENN.]

As far as memes go, "hey girl" is pretty much our favorite!

In fact, you could add Ryan Gosling to just about anything and it would be our favorite!

If McDonald's McNuggets were shaped like his beautiful dome, we'd dip them in barbecue our special sauce and eat them by the handful!

Ryan, though, puts less stock in his own meme than his fans.

He admitted:

Holy Ryan Gosling!!!

Eva Mendes' anatomically perfect boyfriend was seen wandering the streets of New York yesterday sporting a deliciously brooding look and a novel in hand.

Whether or not he is really taking a break from acting is beside the point. As long as his book smart, HOT BODY is walking the earth, we are happy!

Take us to that Place Beyond The Pines, Ryan. Just promise that you will do things that wouldn't be acceptable in public!

[Image via Splash News.]

This just proves that whatever era you throw Stephen Amell in, he will look MIGHTY fine.

The studly Arrow star was spotted on the Canadian set of the CW hit in a retro wig.

We're not sure how the hot vigilante goes back in time, but whatever happens, it looks eXXXtra sexy.

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Oh my!

Deliciously dirty rumors are swirling through the internet that our favorite Jonas Brother recorded a sex tape soooo dirty it would make Christian Grey blush!!!

We've seen Joe Jonas and his seXXXy new Swiss gal tongue wrestling while dripping wet, but a homemade porno with sex toys & BDSM? Wowzers!!

From purity ring promises to ball gag play with Swiss model Blanda Eggenschwiler in only a few short years? Now that is what we call a quick maturation!

Joe sadly revealed:

We've seen those gorgeous eyes and that incredible smile IN PERSON!! And we're still in awe over his sheer hawtness!

Zac Efron impressed us yet again with this handsome suit and tie for the Hublot event, celebrating the Swiss watch brand's new ambassador, Kobe Bryant.

The hunky actor had nothing but sexy smiles and sultry stares as he paraded down the red carpet in El Lay.

Kobe is great and all, but why isn't Zac the ambassador of EVERYTHING?!?

[Image via Getty Images.]

This is Sparta, bitches!!

Gerard Butler made his fans freak the F*CK OUT this week!

Outside Jimmy Kimmel Live, the hunky man once linked to Jennifer Aniston and Brandi Glanville graciously gave his fans everything they wanted and more.

First, he signed a blonde fan's forehead… WHILST holding her hand/arm might we add! As you see in the pic above, both parties are very delighted with the situation.

But his fan-devotion really peaked when he agreed to wear a Spartans helmet. Fans started losing their shiz just off that, but when the booty-bustin' actor screamed THIS IS SPARTA (a la his 300 character), they all lost their voices after those shrieks!

Ch-ch-check out the pics (below)!!!

And when you're done ogling at those, watch his interview with Jimmy …AFTER THE JUMP!!!