13-Year-Old Dad Is Not The Dad After All!

Oops!
Paging Maury Povich!
Turns out wee Brit Alfie Patten is not the father of baby Maisie with village-bicycle-with-training-wheels girlfriend Chentelle.
A DNA test revealed that 13-year-old Alfie is not the baby’s daddy. The boy took the test after several lads came forward claiming to have slept with 15-year-old Chantelle.
Alfie’s mom said, “It had not even crossed Alfie├óΓé¼Γäós mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He├óΓé¼Γäós absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”
Poor Alfie!
Apparently, Chantelle’s mom ordered her slutty daughter to insist that she had been a virgin prior to sleeping with Alfie. But science has revealed the truth!
Alfie’s dad said, “He said it was the first time he├óΓé¼Γäód had sex, he didn├óΓé¼Γäót know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I├óΓé¼Γäóll talk to him again and it├óΓé¼Γäóll be the birds and bees talk.”
We think that by now, Alfie is well acquainted with the birds and the bees. What his dad needs to do is buy him a 24 pack of condoms.