Noooooo! NOT.O.K!!!!
Our love/hate relationship with Toddlers & Tiaras just got a little more complicated.
Last week we met, Alana Holler, a six-year-old pageant contestant with an adorable face and a belly full of “Go-Go Juice.”
Because the world of child pageantry isn’t dark enough, Alana mommy revealed that lots of stage moms give their children stimulants to help them preform. According to Alana’s mom,
“Everybody has their different concoctions. Special juice is to help energise her. A lot of moms say, ‘Oh, well you├óΓé¼Γäóre doping up your child,’ well hey, no I├óΓé¼Γäóm not. I├óΓé¼Γäóm not hurting her She just drinks it for pageants, to give her that extra ‘oomph.’ So, whatever works for your child, use it.”
Alana hasn’t always been on the juice. Before the Kindergaunder got her energy from being young pageant crack! Her mom admits that,
“We have tried the pixie sticks that are known as ‘pageant crack,’ we went through 15 bags at one pageant and they just don’t do anything for her.”
15 BAGS? WTF??
Someone call CPS!
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