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Cougar Cruise!

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Don’t tell your mother!

The first cruise aimed at older women interested in younger men, just left San Diego this morning! For three nights, sexually charged fifty-somethings will try to get their hands on equally sexually charged twenty-somethings.

We hear that this International Cougar Cruise sold out INSTANTLY and that the company sponsoring the event had to hire more staff, just to field the phone calls!

In a press release for the cruise, the organizers promise three glorious days of meet-ups with singles, dancing, and non-stop partying. The pitch for the cruise says that a cougar “knows exactly what she wants … (and) what she doesn’t want is children, cohabitation or commitment.”

None of that aboard this love boat! (Except maybe the children part! Hope they check IDs!)

Writers for Cougar Town, we think we found the locale for your finale!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dec 07, 2009 20:15pm PDT

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