I'm So Freaking Happy!

Amidst numerous reports that her marriage is crumbling, daytime wannabe diva Rachael Ray is speaking out about the state of her relationship to lawyer husband John Cusimano.
“It’s ridiculous,” says Ray of the reports. “We are extremely happy – couldn’t be happier. I don’t know where something that outlandish comes from. [It’s] not hurtful at all. It’s hysterical!”
Hmmm.
You know what we say?
Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire!