No stone was left unturned the night of Justin Bieber‘s Comedy Central roast!
All of the roasters took ammunition from every aspect of the Biebs’ life — and they did not leave Selena Gomez out of their arsenal!
JB obviously knew what was coming at him when he signed up for this, but that doesn’t mean he’s happy with it!
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While the Biebs was laughing along with all of the jokes thrown at him on Saturday evening, something tells us he was a tad upset with the Selena jokes.
How could he not be? Here’s just a sample of some of the things said about his former lady love throughout the night:
“Selena Gomez used to bang this guy, proving once again that Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” — Jeff Ross
“Justin, Selena Gomez had to f**k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Natasha Leggero
“Why are you here? This is a terrible idea. You’re about to get f**ked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Chris D’Elia
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Jeff Ross
“When he got arrested he had a big smile in his mug shot. Not because he gangsta, but because he knows what goes on in jail. … you gonna be the first dude that ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Snoop Dogg
Yeah, none of these guys held back on the Selena jokes!
After the show, Cosmopolitan caught up with the Baby singer and asked him what he thought of the ex-girlfriend jokes.
His response:
“The Selena jokes? I mean, everyone was going balls to the wall, there was no holding back. So it was whatever.”
It was “whatever?” Doesn’t sound like Justin was as cool about it as he tried to be!
Some of those jokes had to hurt, especially since the singer is no longer with his Selenita!
At least it’s over and done with, right Bieberoni??
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