Katie Price Wants To Get You Wet

In her new line of swimwear…duh!
As we reported last week, the epic pair of boobs that is Katie Price has designed a line of giant neon band-aids swimwear so that the general public can look just like her while lounging by their private pools.
This past weekend Katie promoted her new line at Store 21 at the Westcroft Retail Park in Milton Keynes, England.
The reality star really went all out for the promo event, donning grey sweats and a long-sleeved tee.
But at least she was showing her fans some love by signing autographs, right?
And why so shiny, Katie? Did you mistake a car shop for a fake tanning booth?? Wax on, wax off!
[Image via Wenn.]