What a f**king RIDE of a week!
Is your neck feeling sore too?? From all the back and forth drama?? Ours sure is, and we’re gonna need more than a lil’ Icy Hot to get over this whiplash.
Let’s dive in…
Khloe Kardashian Dumps Tristan Thompson Over Alleged Jordyn Woods Affair
On Tuesday, it was reported that Khloe Kardashian had finally dumped alleged serial cheater Tristan Thompson once and for all. Okay, great. What we’ve all been waiting for, right?? Well, that wasn’t all. The real kicker here was that Tristan reportedly cheated on Khloe with Jordyn Woods! Jordyn Woods!!!!
AKA Kylie Jenner‘s best friend.
AKA Kylie Jenner’s best friend who lived in Kylie Jenner’s HOUSE best friend.
!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since those headlines broke, it has all but been confirmed. Khloe has unfollowed Jordyn, Jordyn has reportedly moved out of Kylie’s house, and just about every member of Khloe’s female support system has been extremely vocal in their disdain of the situation. As of this writing, Khloe is enjoying a Sex and the City style f**k you and your fickle ways “girls’ trip” with Kim Kardashian West and Malika Haqq. Oh, and we also learned that it’s being reported that Jordyn’s alleged dalliance with Tristan wasn’t just a one-time thing! WTF.
CLICK HERE for ALL the details on ALL parts of this twisted drama!
Jussie Smollett’s Arrest
Next, let’s talk about the incredibly jaw-dropping story of Jussie Smollett. As you know, the Empire actor alleged he was the victim of a hate crime in late January, with reports mentioning a rope around his neck and a chemical substance being used to terrorize him. As if that wasn’t horrifying enough, the alleged attackers had also been accused of using racial and homophobic slurs during the assault. Since that broke, we’ve been on an up-and-down roller coaster of headlines, ultimately halting at the present — Jussie has been charged with filing a false police report, facing 3 years in prison if convicted. On Thursday he was arrested but was able to post bond and return to the #setlife the very same day. It has also been reported that he had allegedly been asking for drugs prior to all of this. Needless to say, his future on Empire is up the air. Reportedly, he’s already been cut out of two episodes. Oof.
CLICK HERE for ALL the details on ALL of that!
Also of note this week:
Unfortunately, Lady GaGa‘s engagement with Christian Carino is officially over. No tight details have been reported since her rep confirmed the news, but we wish her the best.
Not only that, but Miranda Lambert and her new husband may already be thinking about children, if the latest reports are true. Hopefully he doesn’t treat her the way he allegedly treated his former love!
And speaking of turbulent love lives, if you blinked then you probably missed the fact that Blac Chyna and Soulja Boy were a thing. Yeah, emphasis on the past tense there. They’re already dunzo — CLICK HERE for the deets on that.
In even wilder news, the New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, was charged with soliciting prostitution in MASSIVE human trafficking bust.
Justice at last? R. Kelly turned himself in Friday night to face charges of sexual abuse.
Finally, we were sad to report that fashion legend Karl Lagerfeld passed away at the age of 85 this week. The Chanel icon had been fighting a secret battle with pancreatic cancer. Countless celebrities paid their respects on social media.
Which story shook you the most, Perezcious readers?
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