Maybe She Was Menopausal?

PerezHilton.com readers Lauren and Cole spotted the one and only Madonna in New York City on Monday morning.

Here is their not-so-pleasant account of what transpired:

“Today at around 11:00 A.M. we were crossing Broadway at 65th Street and were immediately stopped in our tracks when we saw Madonna walking with her bodyguard and assistant. Being the material girl fans that we are, we followed them and both decided we’d be completely stupid if we didn’t say something. I mean, we grew up in the 80’s dressing up as her; why wouldn’t we say anything! We first took the attached picture I’m sending you (obviously from behind) and then quickly approached her bodyguard to ask if we could take a picture or at least say hello. As I said “Excuse me, I’m so sorry to bother you but…” we were suddenly hushed by Madonna herself who began to make a feverish brushing motion with her hand without turning around and said, “HELLO AND GOODBYE” in what could be the bitchiest tone of voice we’ve ever heard. Her bodyguard must have felt compelled to make up for her rudeness and nicely said, “Sorry guys no pictures now”. Pissed off, starstruck, and shocked we turned around and went the other way realizing that she’s a complete bitch. There were NO paparazzi and NO other fans around. It was surprising that she wasn’t being followed or bothered, which is maybe why she brushed us off. Either way, celebrities are celebrities because of their fans and we felt the only logical move after this encounter was to report it to you. Hope you enjoy the info…the material girl is not only becoming another skeletor but must be so bitchy cause she hasn’t eaten anything!”

We’re not making excuses, but….

It’s Madonna!

If she talked to every single person that said hello to her on the street, she wouldn’t ever be able to walk from point A to point B.