R-Pity Party For R-Patz

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So, Robert Pattinson needs some friends.

As unfathomable as it might seem, according to Rob, he doesn’t have too many people in his life that he can just hang out with. As he’s still doing the press rounds for Water For Elephants, he admitted in a recent interview that he’s actually quite lonely when he isn’t shooting a film. He explains:

“No one ever asks me to do anything. It’s just so easy. When I’m not working I’m still one of those people who calls up their entire phone book to say, ‘Hey, what you doing? Are you doing anything tonight? Can I come with you?’ ”

Um, how come you never call us, Robert? We’d be simply titillated to get your call and would be pleased as peaches to take you out for night on the town!!!

Seriously, hit us up ANYTIME, R-Patz! Day or night. 365 days a year. Christmas morning, you need a friend, we’ll be there! New Year’s Eve. Arbor Day. Valentine’s – we’re here for you!!! Don’t hesitate! Let us in!!!

P.S. – KStew, who??? HA!

[Image via WENN.]

May 4, 2011 4:40pm PDT

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