This Is Not A Joke

Pete Doherty‘s pets are on crack!
One of his cats has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets.
The junky for life owns a cat named Dinger, a British slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens.
One of the litter became ill and the Babyshamble singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.
A law enforcement spokesman says, “It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”
Duh!
It’s also important to keep Pete away from crack, but that’s not gonna happen!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]