Strangely enough, this doesn’t surprise us one bit.
We learned pretty quickly that Tila Tequila is just a tad off her rocker after she went on a pro-Hitler Facebook rant a few years back that got her kicked off the social media site.
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In her latest — yet MUCH less offensive — online escapade, the 34-year-old attempts to debunk one of the oldest scientific theories in the book.
On Thursday, the momma-of-one took to Twitter to exclaim that the Earth is flat, not round like it was proven THOUSANDS of years ago.
Seriously, we can’t make this sh*t up. Ready for Tila to rock your round — or flat, whatever — world? Ch-ch-check out her thought-provoking tweets (below)!
It’s 2016 & nobodys been able 2 prove 2 me that the earth is round. Where is the curvature in the horizon? #FlatEarth prove me wrong dammit!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I’m never gonna get over this. #FlatEarth
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Now, Perezcious readers, keep in mind that the TV personality isn’t one to just blindly make claims like this. She even included some hard-hitting evidence to back up her theory:
Why are all the buildings in NYC standing straight up? If earth was round then some of the buildings would have a slight tilt. #FlatEarth
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If the earth was a spinning globe then how come airplanes can still land w/out crashing? Because the face of the earth is flat. Not a globe.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If earth was a spinning globe & the sun is supposedly 150 million light years away then how come the sunrays beam straight down? #FlatEarth
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If earth was a spinning globe then how come the North pole is ALWAYS seen in the same spot???? #FLATEARTH
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Oh, and for the record, she was FULLY prepared to challenge any nonbelievers who are still adamant that the Earth is round:
I WILL STOP MY #FLATEARTH TALK IF SOMEONE CAN SEND ME A GOD DAMN PHOTO OF THE HORIZON WITH A CURVATURE! OTHERWISE IT IS FLAT!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I AM WAITING! YEAH THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU CAN’T FIND THE GOD DAMN CURVATURE OF THE HORIZON, CAN YOU? COME ON PROOVE ME WRONG! #FLATEARTH
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
And if you thought that maybe a photo of the planet’s round shape taken from outer space might shut her up, the MTV alum sees right through that apparent bullsh*t:
I DIDNT ASK 4 YOU 2 SEND ME A GOD DAMN CGI FAKE PICTURE! I WANT YOU 2 TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FLAT HORIZON W/UR PHONE! https://t.co/JD1Rr776xS
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Because NASA certainly isn’t a credible source or anything:
I MEAN, YOU BELIEVE IT JUST BECAUSE @NASA TELLS YOU SO AND TAKES FAKE CGI SPACE PICS? LMAOOOOOO!!! LOLOL #ICANT https://t.co/z3Sttpt0a7
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
And for those of you who are concerned about falling off this flat Earth, rest assured that you are safe. Or at least trapped, as the pint-sized personality so aptly puts it:
NO BECAUSE THE OUTTER EDGES OF THE FLAT EARTH HAS HUGE ICE CAPS ALL AROUND IT SO NO ONE CAN ESCAPE. https://t.co/thElf1hxpX
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
And if there are any more skeptics out there, Tila has ever so graciously shared with you proof, once and for all, that the world is flat in the form of this hour-and-a-half “documentary”:
HERE IS PROOF OF THE FLAT EARTH!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURVATURE?? EXACTLY SO STFU! https://t.co/VMgeb1cRtM
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Oh, on an unrelated note, she apparently is the mastermind behind Donald Trump, which — after this rant — would actually make a lot of sense:
I actually control @realDonaldTrump from behind closed doors.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
So basically, if you’re ever in the mood for some serious insanity, just check out Tila’s Twitter.
[Image via WENN.]
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