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Attention chubby chasers! Have beer, make Batman happy.

A luscious and corpulent Val Kilmer chowed down at the Rainbow in West Hollywood this past weekend.

Would you still hit it?

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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355 comments to “The Greater The Cushion, The Better The Pushin'”

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  1. Jacki says – reply to this


    101

    He may be a bit chubby… but he's still hot!!!!

  2. danielle1226 says – reply to this


    102

    WTF?

    Yikes……keep it away from me!!!

  3. pris says – reply to this


    103

    OMG what happened with Mr Ice from Top Gun?

    I was in love with him when i was a kid.

    Break the mirror please !!!

  4. via spiga says – reply to this


    104

    hmm dun understand why he became like this.. he used to be hot and now he definetely needs to loose weight.. LOTS!

  5. DAAAAAAAAAAMN... says – reply to this


    105

    …Look at all those empty plates to the right of him (they're probably his & perez's while on a Not-so Celebrity Fat Ass Club meeting)…!!Earth to Val & Perez!!…!!Come in Val & Perez!!..!!!SLOW THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE EATTING!!!

    -can i join your club???

  6. ponce says – reply to this


    106

    step away from the beer Val! Not only did he get fat, he got totally not cute as well. young Val Kilmer was so so so hot. Old Val Kilmer is so so so not.

  7. Donatella says – reply to this


    107

    Wow, what a chubber! Just the way I like em!

  8. TimboTheClown says – reply to this


    108

    I can't believe he was Batman hahahha

  9. colleen says – reply to this


    109

    ahhh, please tell me he's on set in a fat suit! he used to be hot (old, but still hot!)

  10. resistance is beautful says – reply to this


    110

    val has fulfilled all of my fantasies, as far as, what a cleaned up, non-emaciated jim morrison would look like…

    look at those cheeks!
    sexy is more than how much you weigh…

  11. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


    111

    He must have fattened up for a movie he is doing.

    He must stay in shape in the business he is in. Else he will start to get only "jolly but fat" roles like John Goodman do.

  12. Rachsmo says – reply to this


    112

    The world is full of fat and skinny people. People should be more focused on starving children in the third world country rather than of some fat dude who once played Batman. Come on, there are bigger problems out there that needs our attention!

  13. Gilded Lily says – reply to this


    113

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  14. kiKI says – reply to this


    114

    The way he let himself go so low is actually making him even hotter!

  15. Anon says – reply to this


    115

    Alas - I would…

  16. Kit says – reply to this


    116

    He probably had to gain weight for a role. He's got 6 films in either pre- or post-production according to imdb.com Remember the fat pictures of George Clooney two years ago? It turned out that he gained 50lbs for his role in Syriana rather than just getting fat.

  17. Aliecat says – reply to this


    117

    He's kind of looks like you Perez

  18. ChakaJon says – reply to this


    118

    I'd still hit it. I think it's kind of hot. Give him some leather chaps, a tight t-shirt, and you have 1/2 the gay population in San Francisco.

  19. BUFFY BOY says – reply to this


    119

    Was pigging out on a bagel and cream cheese when I saw this, I threw it away!!
    However, I would still strip him down and have a good time, he is still sexy, fat and all.

  20. WT says – reply to this


    120

    Is that Beau Bridges?

  21. NBGIRL says – reply to this


    121

    F*@% yah! He's still Val.

  22. eM says – reply to this


    122

    Im honestly thought it was one of the Bridges or Baldwin brothers.

  23. adam says – reply to this


    123

    he is almost as fat as you you stupid shit head
    Your attitude on the view was so cocky
    you really should attempt to be a little more gracious and streamlined with your "JOB"
    it will all come back to pop your fat ass

  24. Teddies says – reply to this


    124

    Val has let himself go a bit. Don't feel threatened though, Perez. You still clearly hold the "Fattest Fuck in the Universe" title.

  25. adaminboston says – reply to this


    125

    Are we sure this is actually Val Kilmer? Could it be a mildly retarded cousin? Or twin, a la Vin Deisel?

    And no way I would hit that, uh-hu, and not because he's fat, it's the John Ritter resemblence I find off-putting.

  26. HelloKristen says – reply to this


    126

    yeah yeah yeah. Perez has a fat ass. I have fat thighs. Your mom has rolls deep enough to loose her tea cup poodle. But Val Kilmer USED to be so fuckin' cut and sexy….it's obvious he's been hittin' the Cheetos with Brit.

  27. Amanda says – reply to this


    127

    Seriously though, his body aint so bad is it?
    No masive gut sticking out or anything.
    It's just the face that looks really puffy, almost like he was on cortisone medication or something.

  28. Splash says – reply to this


    128

    that's not val kilmer!!!!! … is it? …he is SO fat!!

  29. Jeanne says – reply to this


    129

    Yeah, I'd still hit it. I love me some Val.

  30. Elizabeth R says – reply to this


    130

    Eff yeah i'd still hit it! He's still so hot to me!

  31. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


    131

    Hell yeah I'd still hit it! I've always said…You can lose fat but you can't lose ugly….and he sure the hell isn't ugly!!!

  32. Amanda says – reply to this


    132

    Wow. He needs to lose a few. Either way, he was the most sexy guy in the world in Tombstone. I can watch that movie over and over, wishing Doc Holliday would sweep me off my feet. Damn!!!!

  33. clauhi says – reply to this


    133

    im an admited chubby chaser so id hit that in a second
    hes rich and cute… but i can tell you one thing, this man is clean and sober, you can tell
    i think thats what happened, he stopped partying Hollywood stile

  34. no.name says – reply to this


    134

    Val is awesome no matter what.

  35. ~steph~ says – reply to this


    135

    I still think he is hot!!

  36. Lori says – reply to this


    136

    I can't help it! I still think he hot!

  37. Nancy Ivan says – reply to this


    137

    I think he looks better than ever. I also think that he is not as vain as he use to be and I think a little chunk and humbleness is much more sexy than arrogance. He is also a better actor now than in his early sex symbol days.
    Loved him in as the scientist-fed agent with Denzel in his last film.
    Val we love you!

  38. Bill says – reply to this


    138

    fat or not, I would still give val a night to remember

  39. kain says – reply to this


    139

    anyone would hook up with a former batman no matter how puffy he is. right?

  40. Chad says – reply to this


    140

    I'd hit that in a second … spread those ass cheeks and go to town!! Chubbies are hot hot hot.

  41. fionalicious says – reply to this


    141

    ehhh hell no!! damn it to think he played Jim Morrison and looked greattt! look at this piece of shit!

  42. inkdNXS says – reply to this


    142

    Sure would!! He's eternally awesome. Much love to Val!!!!

  43. jackdope says – reply to this


    143

    awwww, how sad. He used to be hot. WAH!!!!!!

  44. Lisa says – reply to this


    144

    Finally! An overweight male the ladies can pick on. What a shame. No way I'd hit it now. Besides, he looks like he would rather eat than get a hit. Sitting there waiting on his next meal with an inviting grin for something with lots of calories.

  45. Delane says – reply to this


    145

    Lord NO!!

  46. steph says – reply to this


    146

    I agree w/ AmeliaJ…I still watch the Saint whenever it's on TV and don't know why…probably because he's so damn hot in it! So, yes, I'd still hit it while thinking of him as "the Saint"

  47. maria says – reply to this


    147

    OMG!! HE'S SO BIG…

  48. Melissa says – reply to this


    148

    Hells no! I first loved him in the movie Top Secret, he was so yummy then…oh well!

  49. Vera says – reply to this


    149

    He's only about 50 pounds from being smoking hot again. He will still be an asshole though. Love ya Val!

  50. whatever2 says – reply to this


    150

    Wow, I used to think he was hot….what happened? Yikes!

  51. Meg says – reply to this


    151

    he's still hot. Watch THE DOORS movie where he was ripped and a total stud. You'll love him forever like I do. He's also groovy in The Salton Sea and OH OH I can't forget WONDERLAND. He plays JOHN HOLMES- the porn star 13.5 INCHES!! Completely sexy

  52. Ali says – reply to this


    152

    His face looks way puffy - i wonder if he's on some medication that would do that. i know he got chubby, but the face looks massive.

  53. Dall says – reply to this


    153

    He looks fat but he also looks pretty happy. I think that translates as he probably doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks and that includes you Perez. You pig-faced porcupine fucker. Stay away from the rent boys, they carry disease and please, please, please explain how you can take so much Meth and still be so fat??? Is it a water retention thing? You are a twat and not worth the sperm it would take to fill your bottomless gullet. Go back to your trough/glory-hole and keep eating, pigs like you never get full.

  54. Adamski says – reply to this


    154

    Looks like the twin brother of PEREZ!
    Looks like the twin brother of PEREZ!
    Looks like the twin brother of PEREZ!
    Looks like the twin brother of PEREZ!

  55. Hippie Chic says – reply to this


    155

    OMG!! What happened to batman? Did he eat Robin?

  56. star jones says – reply to this


    156

    Like you have room to talk, you swine!!!!!!!!!

  57. Crystal says – reply to this


    157

    I'd hit it even more now! He's fuckin' hot no matter what.

  58. Bart says – reply to this


    158

    I wonder if he has gained weight for a role. I saw pictures of him in 2006, and he was not fat. This is bizaare that he has gained so much so quickly. To do it so quickly makes me think it is for a role or else he's totally out of control with his eating. Depression often causes such a sudden increase in weight due to overeating.

  59. Jersey Kat says – reply to this


    159

    He's chunky but still is gorgeous! I'd hit it!!! I loved him since REAL GENIUS

  60. jan janerson says – reply to this


    160

    um no i wouldn't hit it (back in the day hell to the yes!)
    but he's a lot older than me anyway so its still wrong even if he was fit
    Just hope that's what makes him happy :)

  61. gigi says – reply to this


    161

    umm that's a big fuck yes

  62. Sue says – reply to this


    162

    He did an oscar winning performance as Jim Morrison! He once was the sexy lion Morrison, now he is the way too bloated Jim Morrison! He is still sexy as hell… that mouth is just so hot!

  63. Lizzy says – reply to this


    163

    He's perfect

  64. BlackDog says – reply to this


    164

    That right there is a Real Man! I'd SO do that. I don't care how big he gets — he is HOT!
    Skinny men ain't all that.

  65. RJII says – reply to this


    165

    He's older, he's fatter, he's still hot.

  66. tala says – reply to this


    166

    perez dont tell any one he is fat when u r fat just like him

  67. Eva Gabor says – reply to this


    167

    I enjoy reading the comment threads more than anything on this site.

    First, if you have a problem with Perez, then possibly, you shouldn't visit this site.

    Second, if he is getting a reaction out of you, then he is doing what he thinks is his job. Which kinda make pissing you off his job. Isn't that awesome?

    So, keep reading, keep bitching, all the while, you are keeping money in his pockets….wow, that's a secret that some of you idiots who are bashing him should realize. STOP READING THE F'ING page if you don't like him or the way he states his "news"!

  68. RealityBites says – reply to this


    168

    Hate to break it to all of you… he was a big-time cokehead a few years ago… hopefully the recent weight-gain shows that he's cutdown on his habit… and has somewhat recovered.

  69. Beth says – reply to this


    169

    He looks like a 'strait' you minus the -red/orange/blue/pink hair and orange bubble jacket!

  70. Ash says – reply to this


    170

    hell ya he's still Batman!

  71. Rosco says – reply to this


    171

    Still thinner than you Pervez, you fat bastard!

  72. lea says – reply to this


    172

    hopefully it's for a movie. But hell yes I'd still do him:)

  73. N. says – reply to this


    173

    Leave the man alone. let him eat

  74. erik says – reply to this


    174

    absolutely not……….how could it be this bad?!?!?!

  75. Edgar says – reply to this


    175

    That fat tub of shit is Val Kilmer? OMG, he must be going to the same gym as Britney Spears.

  76. steffi420 says – reply to this


    176

    Hell Yeah I'd hit that…its Val Kilmerrrrrr for Harold j. Christ!! Come on who can pass up the man who played Doc hollywood, JIm MOrrison and John ( MoFO) Holmes…please tell me when and where and I'm there!

  77. Kwe3n Of hearts says – reply to this


    177

    um…. let me kno wen thea is a hotter batman than Val ae???

  78. BuffyGalore says – reply to this


    178

    Hes fat, really white…. he needs weight watchers and a tan.

  79. Roseanne barr says – reply to this


    179

    chubby ? where have you seen a chubby guy?

  80. Mony says – reply to this


    180

    I'd hit it, yep, yep.. he's still fine.. probably gained weight for a movie!

  81. Leap Frogger says – reply to this


    181

    That's not Val Kilmer. It is my uncle, Shemp Ballstein, from Simi Valley.

  82. Berry says – reply to this


    182

    Yup. Still would…

    Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
    She happens to be my daughter.
    Oh. Then I guess you have.

    Why is that toy on your head?
    Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes

    So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
    Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your pen*s?
    Not right now.
    A girl's gotta have her standards.

  83. fifi says – reply to this


    183

    Perez! he looks like your twin brother…is he family?

  84. suzanna G says – reply to this


    184

    I would still hit it!!

  85. The Canadian Carrie Bradshaw says – reply to this


    185

    Val is hot nomatter what size he is! I'd TOTALLY hit that!!! :D

  86. Annie says – reply to this


    186

    That pic looks altered.

  87. T-Ma says – reply to this


    187

    I'd hit that in a heartbeat

  88. me says – reply to this


    188

    perez I love you but come on … at least this guy looked hot for many many years and this is probably just a bad picture, but regardless even if he has put on a few pounds look at you!! you are large in your early years, you havent even looked hot for years like Val Kilmer!

  89. Jen says – reply to this


    189

    Hey, I think he looks like you, Perez. Maybe it's a certain grin fat guys do?

  90. Lily says – reply to this


    190

    Yes, I would.

  91. Steve says – reply to this


    191

    Oops - I thought it was a really good picture of fat junkie Perez.

  92. fifi says – reply to this


    192

    Perez,

    Clearly you have some issues if YOU call this man fat.

  93. Eliann says – reply to this


    193

    I don't care, I'd still hit it!! =)

  94. watch The Saint says – reply to this


    194

    i'd still hit it….

  95. M. says – reply to this


    195

    don't make fun of your brother, perez ;)

  96. calgal_27 says – reply to this


    196

    Hey, he has a huge grin on his face and a beer in front of him! Fat and happy! Whoo hoo!

  97. newwife says – reply to this


    197

    i have love him for ever…but boy, time catches us all I guess. He even gets the prime tables…right next to the dishes!!! Fame has it's perks i guess.

  98. Jeremy P says – reply to this


    198

    Damn, I think I wouldn't still hit it. Could you even get to it under all that? What a shame

  99. Lex says – reply to this


    199

    For sure! he's still yummy, i'd just visualize him like in "THE SAINT"!

  100. Lex says – reply to this


    200

    For sure! he's still yummy, i'd just visualize him like in "THE SAINT"! And for all you people criticizing Perez…he is just commenting on the obvious, not criticizing.

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