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Really Bad Idea

Filed under: TV News > The Hoff > Ryan Seacrest

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Ryan Seacrest is producing a new scripted sitcom for E! starring David Hasselhoff.

Tales From the Hoff hopes to be a Curb Your Enthusiasm rip-off.

The show will follow the fictional "dark and twisted trials and tribulations of an international icon as he navigates Hollywood and the world of dating after divorce." It will also explore "the fictional icon's attempts to reinvigorate a career steeped in the past."

So, basically he's playing himself!

We better see a humburger eating incident and lots of AA meetings!

Actually, we don't care. Not like we're really planning to watch it.

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94 comments to “Really Bad Idea”

  1. LM says – reply to this


    1

    David Hasselhoff has man tits!!!!

  2. frjnf says – reply to this


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    dkjdns first!!

  3. pshhh says – reply to this


    3

    dont hassle the hoff perez!

  4. dasputin says – reply to this


    4

    Awesome. I'll watch.

  5. kate says – reply to this


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    it says no comments, but im prob what.. 50?

  6. ahhhh says – reply to this


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    ewww whats with the hairy chest?! grossness all around

  7. kate says – reply to this


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    or 5

  8. nipa says – reply to this


    8

    lol
    what?

  9. potbrownielv says – reply to this


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    seacrest should have learned his lesson with Sin City.
    that show sucked a fat one.
    take it from someone who actually lives in Sin City.
    wackness all around.

    first?
    my
    space.
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    om/
    theoriginal
    potbrownie
    lv

  10. Douchenozzle says – reply to this


    10

    Oh he's playing himself alright

  11. arty says – reply to this


    11

    first!

  12. Kirsten says – reply to this


    12

    Heey:D
    I saw you today in the television here in Hungary, and i saw you the first time, and in the television they show your page, and I just first take a look on this page, and it's rly cool:P
    and freak..:D
    and funny and so on,
    The page is just Great!

  13. H-K says – reply to this


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    Really? A humburger eating incident? Hmm..you mean hamburger?:P

  14. bianca says – reply to this


    14

    first!!!

  15. latina says – reply to this


    15

    corny!!!!!!!!!

  16. Ginger says – reply to this


    16

    This is going to be a hit for 2 weeks…. then it will die. Better leave him alone or all of germany will be after your ass.

  17. Buddy says – reply to this


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    first!

    Wow, that's just sad.

  18. Bow chica wow wow says – reply to this


    18

    FIRSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!DJFDHADFFDHa

  19. beaver says – reply to this


    19

    tenth beeeeeetches!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  20. chicago_girl says – reply to this


    20

    haha this will be good.

    and ps - i went to the same high school as David Hasselhoff and sadly, we have a plaque of him on the wall in our "hall of fame". sad.

  21. taylor says – reply to this


    21

    how do u know people wont watch the show perez huh? answer that one

  22. Flandersq says – reply to this


    22

    humburger??? nice. i would expect you to know food…

  23. renee says – reply to this


    23

    boooooooooooring

  24. taylor says – reply to this


    24

    how do u know that knowone will watch the show? answer that one

  25. marina says – reply to this


    25

    Who knows… could be a surprising hit

  26. yugogo says – reply to this


    26

    Liar!!! You'll be watching every single episode!

  27. Katie says – reply to this


    27

    EWWWW. The Hoff is so yucky! He was creepy on Baywatch, and now that he's old, he's even more creepier. This show will give me severe nightmares. Please make it stop!

  28. Kputta says – reply to this


    28

    What A CORNBALL !!!

  29. T says – reply to this


    29

    Who in the world would watch such CRAP. Why don't that idiot Seacrest stick to American Idol and steal his money. Don't be greedy you not talent moron. If you didn't look good you would just be a part of the working class like the rest of us.

  30. Mimi says – reply to this


    30

    Sounds like it's gonna suck worse that What Perez Sez.

  31. carriebroadshaw says – reply to this


    31

    Hasselhoff and Seacrest- yuck!

  32. letmesay says – reply to this


    32

    awww I like him drunk reminds me of daddy.

  33. ? says – reply to this


    33

    omg that poor dog LOL it's going to get EATEN!!!!

  34. Sherry says – reply to this


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    No kidding Perez!! (lol) I won't be watching either. I've been over the "Hoff" since his Knight Rider days for pete's sakes! (1) He's not funny, (2) he's not talented, and (3) he's a slobbering drunk all the time. No thanks!! And I could forgive him for the drinking if he at least could master the first two things!! Ugh, most of the time I just wish people would stop talking about him all together, and that he would just go away and be annoying somewhere else.

  35. Sherry says – reply to this


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    No kidding Perez!! (lol) I won't be watching either. I've been over the "Hoff" since his Knight Rider days for pete's sakes! (1) He's not funny, (2) he's not talented, and (3) he's a slobbering drunk all the time. No thanks!! And I could forgive him for the drinking if he at least could master the first two things!! Ugh, most of the time I just wish people would stop talking about him all together, and that he would just go away and be annoying somewhere else.

  36. Mary says – reply to this


    36

    perez i love you like hoffy loves short shorts

  37. Nanaysis says – reply to this


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    NOT watch the Hoff?
    Who you foolin guys..
    The Hoff is a delicious hunk-a-pop culture wrapped up in his snug Captains trunks. Yay for revivals.

  38. kim says – reply to this


    38

    Hoff is NO Larry David and it will never work lol. Larry David is BRILLIANT. The Hoff is pathetic.

  39. Lizzie says – reply to this


    39

    Hola Irene!! YOUR HOT!!

  40. Jeff McCullum says – reply to this


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    I want to see a HUMBURGER incident too. idiota! sdfasdfafsdjifjawefjewiop

  41. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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    This show got the potential of being "so bad it's good" and become a cult show if it's done right.
    I hope he Hassel his Hoffs right.

  42. Lor says – reply to this


    42

    Ugh….PUT A SHIRT ON! PLEASE……………………………….

  43. jenn says – reply to this


    43

    Where's the juicy Britney Spears gossip?! I want to hate her even more.

  44. HATERZ GET COCK IN THE BUTT says – reply to this


    44

    IF IT WAS PEREZ GETTING HIS/HER OWN SHOW…HE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE…OH GREAT NEWS TO ANNOUNCE……DON'T HATE PEREZ….RYAN WILL COME TO YOU FOR A SHOW WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF OPTIONS….STICK TO BLOGGING

  45. ERICKA!!! says – reply to this


    45

    hasselhoff has more hair on his chest then the dog has on its whole body!!

  46. RJII says – reply to this


    46

    hoff can be funny…seacrust is just lame

  47. Jenna says – reply to this


    47

    Re: kate
    No Kate, you're fifth.

  48. Shannon says – reply to this


    48

    No one with any dignity will watch that piece of shit show. & that dog is so cute.

  49. Freebie says – reply to this


    49

    Man, put a shirt on.

  50. O'chilla says – reply to this


    50

    Cousin Mandy? Dat be you?

  51. erin kristine says – reply to this


    51

    awwwww is that a PUPPY!!!!!

  52. douche hole says – reply to this


    52

    He reminds me of something that fell out my big ass this morning.

  53. ImAFatHag says – reply to this


    53

    I'll watch that show before I watch ANY OF YOUR SHITTY REALITY TV RUBBISH!

  54. Simone from Italy says – reply to this


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    NOTHING TO SAY BOUT BRITNEY U FAT FUCK??? NOT REALLY. MAYBE CUZ SHE’S TOPPING THE ITUNES CHARTS ALL OVER THE WORLD???? AND U SAID THAT GIMME MORE WAS A FLOP. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEXT TIME BITE YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEFORE WRITING BULLSHIT U RETARD. AND YES, TRY SOME WEIGHT WATCHERS, U NEED IT!

  55. Clayton says – reply to this


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    Nice hamburger meat Dave.

  56. PunkyShortcake says – reply to this


    56

    White chest hair.

    Ew.

  57. jimmy jolly says – reply to this


    57

    I GUESS FADING OUT GRACEFULLY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION? EH DH?

  58. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    58

    OMIGOD! #50 IS NOT KIDDING!! THERE IS A SITE COMING CALLED HATESPEREZ.COM……….OH FUCK!!…………………TEE HEE

  59. jeb says – reply to this


    59

    as much as ryan seacrest makes me want to cry tears of boredom and embarrassment (for him), i think this isn't a bad idea. it could be good in a campy way. i love the comment, "don't hassle the hoff"… i mean, let's put aside allegations of domestic abuse (right?) and the like, and remember hasselhoff for the ambassador that he is— i mean, c'mon, he was the genius behind baywatch afterall… a foolish show with a foolish premise that was, regardless, foolishly entertaining.

  60. retired says – reply to this


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    Sadly, eventually time wrecks havoc with all our bodies. David has reached the age where time has made his bare chest no longer appealing. I would prefer he keep his shirt on when out in public and for all pictures.

  61. jim says – reply to this


    61

    perez u suck. your show suck.get off the tv

  62. ray says – reply to this


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    he is grossssss looookkkkiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!

  63. Medialady.proboards105.com says – reply to this


    63

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  64. Chi Town Chick says – reply to this


    64

    He needs to keep his shirt on.

  65. Kit Sevilla says – reply to this


    65

    Before talking of other people's shows… Let's talk about WHAT PEREZ SAYS show that TANKED SO BADLY…. LOL
    PEREZ WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SHOW NOW??? YOU have been hyping about your show for MONTHS… Now you dont even want to talk about it..
    IS IT BECAUSE THAT THE RATINGS WAS SO LOW THAT YOU ARE HUMILIATED and now you are picking on other people's shows???
    Perez, your show, like you, is a TRAINWRECK…..
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    WHAT PEREZ SEYZ WAS A HUGE FLOP!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  66. natalie says – reply to this


    66

    Seacrest couldn't even use his D*ck to write his own name in the snow yet allown write a sitcom the anyone would like . Don't hassel the Hoff

  67. RaCheL says – reply to this


    67

    WhO cares about the HoFF … that dog is ADOrABLE… anyone know what it is?

  68. Caren says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Haselhoff, the little dog is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!

  69. BLECH! says – reply to this


    69

    YUCK I hate "the Hoff". He's just another egotistical hollywood F-lister with a drinking problem.

  70. CARRIE says – reply to this


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    LOL it'll last all of 2 episodes if it makes it that far

  71. harryhood says – reply to this


    71

    please give us some scoop on larry david. there is a man with talent!

  72. Query says – reply to this


    72

    Could he be any hotter?

  73. smiff says – reply to this


    73

    David Baywatch is calling they are telling you to put your shirt back on

  74. kim says – reply to this


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    Daves an arsehole and has no talent

  75. sue says – reply to this


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    Hes got bgger tits than me

  76. ThisEndUp says – reply to this


    76

    I can't believe anyone actually wants to see this guy on TV. He is all EGO.

  77. boxers says – reply to this


    77

    GAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>bf shawn….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

  78. lakevubud says – reply to this


    78

    Now I REALLY hate Seacrest, the closeted tool.

  79. Lis says – reply to this


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    I was gonna say he has saggy man boobs but someone already kinda said that i think hahaha.. love him in the old days when he was hot though on baywatch

  80. robertj says – reply to this


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    Ew!

  81. MBoy says – reply to this


    81

    Ewww!

  82. LOVE ME SOME HOF! says – reply to this


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    I love David, and he's really a nice guy! He has a bit of an ego…well, a HUGE ego…LOL! but he is still really nice to his fans!

  83. wiggen says – reply to this


    83

    Hoff, please get a check up w/your dermatologist man, that skin on your chest at the 11 oclock position may just be squamous cells, too much time at the beach

  84. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    84

    This guy is SUCH a buffoon! Why do we even care what he does? And why is it that the crazier, drunker, drugged out. weirder or more sex-taped a celebrity is, the more deals? Is there no shame any more?

  85. 0__o says – reply to this


    85

    What we need is a reality show that follows PerezHilton around 24hrs a day and watches him not get laid and eat fast food all day, then watch him pay for illegical immigrant male prostitutes to cum in his mouth, that would be a real show.

  86. Just Sayin' says – reply to this


    86

    Perez, puleeze, you KNOW you are going to watch that show. You KNOW you can hardly wait for it, and you KNOW you are having wet dreams all over the place at the mere thought of it.

  87. Egoistic Joker says – reply to this


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    EEEWWWW! Glad he is not on 'Baywatch' anymore. He is getting all saggy!

  88. Chitown girl says – reply to this


    88

    What kind of dog is that?????????

  89. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


    89

    Knight Rider was my first major crush! Wait . . . was that out loud?? ** blushing **

  90. Velma Vulture says – reply to this


    90

    BODYBAG PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. tb says – reply to this


    91

    Watch DH in the 1970's film, Revenge of the Cheerleaders. Its hilarious watching this one!

  92. Larry's girl... says – reply to this


    92

    This guy is a washed up old man, total gray chest hair…. eeeewwww….. Give it up "Hoff", you're a has been dude!

  93. LickMyHoff says – reply to this


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    Hell ya, i'll watch…not cause Seacrust has anything to do with it. Anyone (Hoff) who cant laugh at himself and his alter ego gets big points in my book! Hoff for prez in 08!

  94. brandy says – reply to this


    94

    Hoff is old, boring, and I can't imagine anyone wanting to watch anything he does! His ego needs to get into CHECK and just retire from the business with some dignity!