Artie Lange: Suicide Attempt!

After speculation surrounding his recent hospitalization, it’s been reported that Artie Lange attempted suicide.

Artie’s mom called 911 on Saturday morning as she found the blood-drenched comedian in his Hoboken apartment. She came by his place to deliver food and discovered that her son had stabbed himself. Lange suffered six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges, but surgeons managed to save him despite the vast amount of blood.

Sad. Hope he gets the help he needs!