Archive for the 'Jessica Simpson' Category

For a man who moved to the middle of Montana to escape the limelight, John Mayer sure does enjoy rambling incoherently on national television!

John went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week and recounted his recent failure to woo a woman by singing her excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey.

So, how'd it go??

John admitted the woman of his dreams

This week’s lingering story is John Travolta and his masseur mishaps!

First he was a sexual predator, then he was the victim of libelous claims, and now it seems he might be a cross-dresser?

Hmmm.

We're not sure whether that's true or if it even matters but we hope this story might soon have a happy… conclusion.

In other news,

First comes baby, then comes marriage!

Now that Jessica Simpson has finally had her baby girl, Maxwell, it’s now time for the wedding prep!

Jess and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, have officially settled on a date for their nuptials — December 12, 2012!

12/12/12…hmm…we wonder if that date holds as much luck as 11/11/11??

Reportedly, the couple actually WERE looking to tie the knot back on 11/11/11…but those plans got pushed back after Jessica got pregnant!

As for the ceremony details? An insider revealed:

Isn't he just the best??

John Mayer was at an event for the release of his latest album, Born and Raised, where, even though it was pouring rain and disgustingly humid outside, tons of fans still came out to see him.

Those are some dedicated Mayer lovahs!

But, we can see why!

The crooner took time out of his precious day to take picts with fans, who also received yummy-yum-yum hugs from Mr. Mayer himself!

Holy shiz, John Mayer really IS maturing into a respectful gentleman! First, he apologizes for those ridic Jessica Simpson comments and now this?

We think we have a new crush!

[Image via DJDM/WENN.]

Yeaaaahhhhh buddy!!!!

Snooki is pregnant with her very first baby and like fellow celeb mom Jessica Simpson, she wants to dress up her baby in leopard print errrrrthang!!!

Like, for realz!!!

The mom-to-be opens up and says while she doesn't know the sex of the baby, she does know that it's gonna be Liberace'd out!!

Snooks says:

“If it's a girl, [her outfits will have] animal print everywhere and blinged-out everything.

If it's a boy, I would dress him like Pauly [D]."

Ha!

So in other words, it's gonna be fresh to death and TAN free!!!

[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]

Johnny used to be a boy but now he is a dayman!

John Mayer recently apologized on behalf of his younger, more foolish, self for remarks he had made concerning ex-lovahs Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.

Two years ago the boy-man would make comments like:

"[Jessica Simps] was like crack cocaine to me. Sexually, it was crazy. . . It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

But now the older and more thoughtful Mayer would like you to know:

"I had nothing to say. I was going through a time in my life where I didn't really want to share what was going on, but I didn't want to be boring… When you're just open, but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. It doesn't mean I can go back and scrub it out, but I understand it now."

We’re glad you’ve grown, Johnny and we are SUPER intrigued over your newer, more 'adult' album Born and Raised which smashes into stores tomorrow!

Now, onwards to a more enlightened future!

[Image via WENN.]

Has it been two years already?

John Mayer is back and not a moment too soon!

He spoke with Ellen DeGeneres today to promote his new album Born and Raised but spent most of the time answering questions about stepping out of the spotlight and what it was like to lose his head for awhile.

Johnny Boy sought self-maturation in Bozeman, Montana for a few years after putting his foot in his mouth a high monetary value on Jessica Simpson’s vagina toward the end of last decade.

For what it’s worth, he admits to the idiotic mistakes of his youth late 20s — but honesty was never part of his problem.

John is a talented musician and we sincerely hope he actually has his head screwed on straight this time.

Welcome back!!

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