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O.J. Simpson Gets Down With His Gays Behind Bars

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This is absolutely ridiculous!

O.J. Simpson apparently has a giant gay fanbase in prison with him at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center!

According to an unnamed former prisoner, Simpson is known as 'Daddy Juice,' and is doted upon and receives special privileges from a group of gay inmates who call themselves 'The Girls!'

LOLz!

The source claims:

"O.J. may be a pariah on the outside, but in prison, he's still a somebody. He's really tight with 'The Girls.' Whenever we'd be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The 'girls' treated him like he was a king."

We don't understand why ANYONE would want to dote on him, but regardless, this is the funniest shiz we've heard all day!

Maybe O.J. will discover his inner Queen behind bars!!

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Michael Wants OJ's Lawyer To Ruin Lindsanity's Life!

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And we hope he doesn't take the case!

Michael Lohan tried to get all up in Lindsay's legal business when he went to the Beverly Hills courthouse on Friday and tried to go before Judge Marsha Revel.

Where exactly was he at the hearing on Thursday?! It's not like he's got anything better going on that his estranged daughter's
DUI probation case.

Since the judge shut his ass down, Michael claims that she told him to get his own lawyer to confer with the prosecutor. And he wants O.J.'s attorney Robert Shapiro!

WTF?! Revel said Michael would not be allowed to be heard in Lindsay's case, so how would a lawyer even help?!

YOU ARE A TOOL, MICHAEL LOHAN! And Lindsay's biggest problem! Back the eff off and stop pretending to be a father!

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O.J. Is O.K.

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Prison officials at the Lovelock Correctional Center are denying the rumor that O.J. Simpson was hospitalized after a brutal beating from other inmates.

According to the prison, Simpson is still at the facility unharmed and he currently works as a gym janitor while he serves his sentence for kidnapping and assault with a deadly weapon.

He's still looking at 9 to 33 years while his lawyer's appeal his case.

Psh, good LUCK!

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O.J. Simpson Beaten In Prison

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Yikes!

Sources are claiming that OJ Simpson is currently in the hospital after being beaten at the Las Vegas prison he's serving time in.

While not much is known about the incident, it's being reported that the beating had to do with race.

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O.J. Gets Sued In Jail!!!

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Ha!

We do love a good dose of Karma!

O.J. Simpson, who is currently serving time for allegedly killing his wife armed robbery and kidnapping, is being sued by Bruce Fromong, a memorabilia dealer who had some of Simpson's stuff in a Las Vegas hotel room when OJ went on his violent rampage.

Bruce is filing a personal injury lawsuit claiming he "suffered multiple heart attacks as a result of the robbery and that Simpson is responsible." Bruce is suing for negligence, assault and battery, and infliction of emotional distress.

Don't know how much good it will do him.

Don't see O.J. having too much money left to take, but if he's got some, go get it!

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When They Claim You Steal, You Must Appeal

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For all the trouble O.J. Simpson causes, it never seems to be his fault! The once acquitted felon has appealed to the Nevada Supreme Court to overturn his armed robbery and kidnapping conviction.

Really?!

They had witnesses!

Simpson claims that his Las Vegas hotel room confrontation with two sports memorabilia dealers was tainted by judicial misconduct, a lack of racial diversity on the jury, and errors in sentencing and jury instructions.

The perpetual "race card" player is set to serve between 9 to 33 years in prison.

It could take a year or more for justices to issue a ruling.

Stop wasting our taxpayer money, Juice!

Do your time, douche!

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Hogan Backpeddels

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Hulk Hogan wants to distance himself from murderer OJ Simpson as much as possible.

Hulk had said during an interview that he "understood" Simpson and "could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat" in reference to his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda and her boytoy.

Adding, "I totally understand OJ. I get it." But now Hulk is taking back his comments.

Well, it didn't take long for Hogan to shove his tail between his legs!

Hulk's rep has just issued the following statement:

"Hulk in no way condones the OJ situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation."

Really? It didn't sound like he was referring to the OJ situation. It sounded more like he was AGREEING with what happened.

What do U think?

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