IBM Bans Siri To Prevent Robot Apocalypse Privacy Leaks

Siri told us she was our friend!?
IBM issued an employee-wide decree Wednesday, Siri enabled devices are NOT permitted to interact with any campus or company networks!!
Contrary to what Samuel L. Jackson and Jooey Zooey Deschanel might have you believe, IBM management fears Apple’s might be collecting data on more than just organic mushroom markets.
The iPhone4 Software License Agreement states:
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