"This guy at a club once told me, 'If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.' I just laughed it off."

- Audrina Patridge, on the craziest pickup line ever used on her, to Maxim

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Ceiling Eyes, you're safe!

Zachory Loring, Patridge's alleged stalker who lurked outside the former Hills star's home for a couple of days last summer, has been slapped with a restraining order from Patridge, extending over the next 3 years.

The judge who dealt with Ceiling Eyes' case finds the poems and drawings Loring gifted to Patridge were "quite disturbing" and believes that it's "unfortunate" that people like Audrina, who choose to live in the public for a career, have to "deal" with stalkers.

We still don't know why anyone would want to stalk Audrina!

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The Hills is starting to go down one by one, as cast members are revealing their ultimate exits.

Kristin Cavallari sure knows how to scare the bitches off!

Stephanie Pratt, the "formerly" drug-addicted sister of Spencer Pratt, has revealed that she won't be returning to the series after this season's 10 episodes.

She told reporters:

"I don't know how much more I can take of The Hills. It is very brutal. … It's not because of Kristin. I was going to stay and see what happens after these 10 episodes, but I just don't think I can stand The Hills anymore."

This news comes on the heels of Audrina Patridge's speedy exit to get her own show, and news that Lo Bosworth may also be looking to get off The Hills.

At this rate, they might as well can The Hills, give Spencer and Heidi Montag their own show, and just have a full blocked out evening of former cast members on their own shows. It'll be like 2 straight hours of docudrama!

Would that work for U?

P.S. Methface better not be lying! If she's using this as a negotiating ploy to get more money, MTV better call her bluff and show her how replaceable she is!

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Somebody's feeling threatened!

Spencer Pratt is opening his mouth again saying that "Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous. The fact that USA Today said we're the third most famous couple in the world after Brangelina and The Obamas is amazing."

Really?!

Pratt also goes on to burn former Hills co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, saying that they both made huge mistakes for their careers by leaving the show.

He might actually be right about this one. He says of frienemy Lauren:

"Her ego ruined her life and her career — I pray for her every day and we'd all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes her move didn't work. She tried to put MTV over a barrel by demanding more money than God."

Point taken.

And Audrina?

"The day she can hold 22 minutes of content with her brain, is the day I'm walking on Mars with no oxygen tank barefoot. Unfortunately, Audrina will have to wake up from that dream soon!"

Ha! He might be King Douche, but he sure makes for some great sound bites!

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We all know there's drama and jealousy on the set of MTV's The Hills.

But with this new piece of information leaked, we have a feeling there's gonna be a lot more behind-the-scenes drama.

Turns out the reality TV "stars" are making more per episode than many people make in a year.

But it's not an even scale.

Turns out troublemaker Kristin Cavallari is raking in $90,000 per episode! So you'd think the villains get paid more, right? Wrong. Bring in Spencer Pratt, and he's only making $65,000 per episode.

And that's nothing compared to Audrina Patridge's $100,000 per episode! Or Heidi Montag's close to $100,000 salary. Turns out Spencer is down at $65,000 since he joined only in 2008.

However, the top earner goes to former Hills star Lauren Conrad who was racking in $125,000 per episode ($2.5 million a year). Plus her contract demanded that no other star's salary could match hers while she was on the show.

Even sellout Brody Jenner is making some good cash. Jenner makes $45,000 per episode.

And that's what everyone's making not including their side jobs. Like fashion lines, books, music singles, and paid appearances.

Craziness!

Let's hope they're all investing wisely. Some of them will most likely not have another paycheck after The Hills.

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Justin Bobby is the ultimate oxymoron.

We know he's a complete douche, but still, we can't seem to look away from the seksiness radiating off him!

The Hills star was in Chicago this weekend for the Season 6 Premiere party at the Lumen nightclub . We're told he was very friendly to fans and guests, taking pictures and chatting away while drinking Absolut vodka and Fuze mixed cocktails.

Kind of a girly drink if you ask us!

But he does look good!

We wonder what kind of havoc he will cause Audrina Patridge this season?

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Is there a connection between Lindsay Lohan and the dude arrested for breaking into her house?

According to new reports, YES!

Detective Lindsay did mention it was a "friend" back around the time the burglary occured.

Nick Prugo, the 18 year old arrested in the burglary of both Audrina Patridge and Lilo, was seen on the set of Linday's last paying gig, Labor Pains, which was shot last year.

One person even said they saw the two together at least 10 times.

Inneresting.

We wonder how well she "knew" him.

Prugo has previously been arrested on cocaine charges! His parents must be so proud.

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He had an accomplice!

This morning we reported that 18-year-old Nicholas Prugo was charged and arrested from the robbery of both Lindsay Lohan's and Audrina Patridge's homes.

Now, police are saying that he may have had help! Judging from the surveillance tapes of both houses, the police were able to identify another suspect from the robberies.

The suspect's name is Rachel Lee and her face is almost clearly visible on both of the security camera footage from Lindsanity's and Ceiling Eye's homes.

No arrests have been made at this time, but we're sure they'll catch up with her sooner or later.

We still want to know how two KIDS were able to pull this off at places where there is always someone with a camera lurking around in the bushes?

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Ceiling Eyes has been getting them locked up all over town!

18-year-old Nicholas Prugo has been charged and taken into custody for the burglary of both Lindsay Lohan's and Audrina Patridge's homes.

Prugo is being charged with felony burglary and is being held on a $20,000 bail.

Both wacktresses have said that "sentimental" items were taken from their homes. Audrina was burgled on February 23 and La Loca's rented Hollywood Hills home was hit twice, the most recent being on August 23.

And of course Poppa Lohan issued a pointless riveting statement about daughter Lindsanity and Prugo's arrest saying that she:

"thanks the LAPD for doing such an excellent and expedient job. At this time, she wants to speak to detectives involved before releasing an official statement in regards to Nicholas. For the time being, she has no comment regarding the perpetrator than to thank the police and people involved in his apprehension."

Even though both Audrina and Lindsay have since moved, we bet they feel a bit safer.

But seriously, easy targets ladies, just lock your doors next time!

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