Another couple that really brings out their Sunday best for a date night!
Brody Jenner and his lady love Avril Lavigne were spotted last night in Malibu having a bit of dinner. As per usual, they weren't so friendly with the paparazzi and tried to keep to themselves.
No suck luck!
Perhaps you could at least put on real pants the next time you go out, Brody!
Watch the video (above) to see all the fuss given to Brody Jenner and his beyond average girlfriend Avril Lavigne as they hit up El Lay's Premiere nightclub on Tuesday.
Spotted: Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner were touring Napa Valley on Tuesday. The two were tasting fine wines and observing the first fruit of the harvest.
Barf. Those two could even make a romantic vineyard vacay seem trashy!
The former reality star/whatever he's doing with his life now, recently showed off his really awesome new 'do - a shaved "A" on the side of his head, in honor of girlfriend Avril Lavigne.
Because getting tacky hairstyles shows true love!!
Even dad Bruce Jenner thinks his son's hair is a big mistakeroo!
"It seems like in today's society, getting tattoos and piercings, changing the hairstyles, going pink and purple and all that, it seems to be their generation," Bruce says. "But hair can grow back! He'll be fine."
LOLs!
We wonder if Avril shaved a "B" somewhere on her body??? Eww, actually, no we don't!
We just got rid of this guy and he's already looking for ways to get back in - and with his witch of a GF too!
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Brody Jenner is pitching a new reality show for himself and Avril Lavigne in order to rise in the ranks of fame.
A reality show really isn't the way to do that. We would think after six years of this shiz you would get that. Whatever.
According to an insider, Avril isn't so down with the idea, so Brody has been "begging" her to consider it. Supposedly, she's "in love with him," so she doesn't want to say no - but she REALLY doesn't want to do it either.
That a girl, Avril. Stand your ground! Don't give in to the $$$ just because you haven't had a song on the radio for five years, no one remembers that you have a clothing line and your BF's biggest claim to fame is his proximity to the Kardashian family.
No, really, we honestly don't want you to do this show! So don't! DON'T!
The Hills may be over, but according to Brody Jenner, not all storylines were explored in the finale. Brody's final scene was with Kristin Cavallari, but he revealed that there was a scene with LC that didn't make the cut.
Jenner said:
"We filmed a couple different endings and we didn't know which one they were gonna use. There were some other ones that were great as well. One of the other endings, Lauren was in it. She had come back into the show for the last episode. I come back home, and basically Lauren's at my place [and I tell her about saying goodbye to a friend]. We film this whole lovey-dovey scene as if me and Lauren had been together this entire time. So it was another fun, cool ending.
That day of filming it was surreal to me because they wouldn't tell me what we were filming. I think the show has always battled with what's real and what's fake, and this ending was perfect because you still don't know what was real, what was fake and it's kind of like L.A. in a sense. I thought it was very clever and I was happy with it. I was stoked they were ending it with me. I was flattered.
I would say it's entertainment and just enjoy it; don't question it too much. There were a lot of moments that were real and a lot of moments that were not so real."
Just when you think one couple can't get any douchier…
Brody Jenner rolled up to Lindsay Lohan's Congratulations on Your Prison Sentence Birthday Party with his little Canadian sewer rat, Avril Lavigne, sporting what looks to be her permanent signature tattooed on his forearm!
No, no, and NO! What the eff is he THINKING?
Doesn't he realize that scratching people's names into your skin is shiz middle school kids used to think was cool way back in 2002?
But then again, that was the last time Avril was relevant, so we suppose it makes sense!
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