It's good to be Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers Brie Larson right now!
During an interview with Elle magazine, the March cover star said:
Imagine being hugged by your fave! Wouldn't you just die?!
[Image via Elle Magazine.]
Ok, well technically Frank Ocean wasn't fondling the bud of sticky green, but Cops DID find some pot nestled in his pocket!
The critically acclaimed artist was pulled over on New Years Eve for going 90 in a 65 zone, in Mono County, CA…
And when the po-lice approached his vehicle they apparently caught a whiffy whiff of marijuana!
After searching Mr. Ocean, cops found a small amount of bud in the rapper's pocket.
He ended up with a citation for possessing the drug, for his tinted windows, AND for driving with a suspended license — which they totally confiscated.
Thus, poor Franky had to have his passenger drive him home.
[Image via WENN.]
Well, well, well!
Things are certainly looking up for Kanye West in 2013, aren't they?!
The rapper is expecting his first child with Kim Kardashian, hard at work on what we're sure to be another MASSIVELY successful album, and may even get to enjoy a three-way with his beloved AND Betty White…and now, even the law appears to be on his side!
That's right, Yeezy was spotted taking off from Chateau Marmont late last night - without Kim, might we add - and apparently, he had a bit of a lead foot, as he was soon pulled over by the FUZZ driving west on Sunset Blvd!
Ch-ch-check him out (above)!
Don't worry, though!
We don't know if he treated the officer to
Dear, darling Nick Stahl…
Please PLEASE seek some professional help because if you feel the urge to tame your one-eyed dragon outside the privacy of your own home, then you obviously have some deep-seeded issues that are not being addressed!
Pun totally intended.
Nick was charged with the misdemeanor crime of lewd conduct.
And ok, obviously many a man enjoys some gentleman's time in those porn booths, but we don't understand why Nick couldn't just wait to get home to relieve his sexual stress?!
Does he not have a computer?
We mean… that sh*t is just unsanitary!
[Image via WENN.]
Lil' Flip was busted on big charges Wednesday!
The rapper was driving through Shreveport, Louisiana when he was reportedly pulled over for speeding.
Police arrested Lil Flip after allegedly discovering a felonious amount of marijuana and an AR-15 assault rifle in his vehicle.
Though it is legal to possess a semi automatic weapon under certain circumstances, it's illegal to keep it near a controlled substance.
Now if he'd been driving through Denver…
The rapper, also known as Wesley Eric Weston, is still in jail awaiting release on a $35,000 bond.
[Image via Retna LTD.]
We certainly under the impression that there was no way any of what was reported was true!
But sometimes, folks, the truth is MUCH more bizarre than fiction!
Yesterday, reports surfaced that Kevin Federline's brother, Christopher, had filed a lawsuit against Britney Spears because he claimed that she had stolen his credit card and he was the real father of her eldest son, Sean Preston!
While we were certainly doubtful from the get-go, it turns out that the man responsible for the claims is not only in no way related to the pop star or her ex-husband, but is, in fact, a convicted felon who has filed MULTIPLE bogus lawsuits in the past…and even traveled to Newtown, Connecticut last week pretending to be the UNCLE of Sandy Hook gunman Adam Lanza, and was reported as such by various news outlets!
ALL SORTS of twisted, right?!
Luckily, as he was only released earlier this year from federal prison - stemming from conspiracy and wire fraud charges - and the terms of his probation demanded that he not leave Pennsylvania’s Eastern District judicial boundaries without permission, 35-year-old Jonathan Lee Riches is back behind bars, thanks to him being STOOPID enough to post proof of his expedition on YouTube!
However, it appears this guy is just an unstoppable, litigous force of nature, because even behind bars, he's responsible for filing HUNDREDS of bogus lawsuits under the guise of celebrities; one such recent case being when he pretended to be