We love us a good celebrity bitch brawl, especially when it's with B+ celebrities who pretend like they are above all the Hollywood drama!
That brings us to the current report that Ben Affleck's lady love, Jennifer Garner, has a huge dislike for his ex, Gwyneth Paltrow. Not being a huge fan of Gwyneth, Us Weekly says that Jen was truly the definition of pissed when she learned little Moses Martin, Gwyn's son with husband Chris Martin, was enrolled in the same school as her daughter, Violet.
A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to playdates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house!
The source says: "After the party, Ben's mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen's house for a playdate. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben's Mom for inviting them over."
We can see this is clearly a jealousy issue on Jen's part and perhaps Gwyn accepted the invite to be a little snoopy.
But what we want to see is how these bitches will handle their kids if they grow up and fall in loooooove!
Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole took to her Twitter to do have some "words" with The Hills actress Audrina Patridge after she called her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, a "whore" whom she is "way more famous than."
Then after some repartweet, Nicole wrote, "Listen CEILING eyes.. not only are you a WHORE you are the dumbest human being I have EVER met so don't talk shit about Brody."
We love Beth Ditto, but she's completely off track on this one!
Or, then again, maybe she's not. Maybe she is just using the issue for media attention, which, if that's the case, then she's actually pretty smart.
Either way, the lead singer of The Gossip continues her tirade against Katy Perry, responding to Katy's recent opinion that she is not "impressed" with Beth Ditto. The feeling is most definitely mutual, as Beth explains to Spinner that she still feels Katy's success with I Kissed A Girl is "offensive to gay people".
Says Ditto, "I don't care if she writes a song about kissing a girl, but there are people who kiss girls in their everyday life, and it's not as easy as just kissing a girl and everyone loving you. It'd be really rad to hear her talk about something like that."
At the heart of it, Beth is trying to shed light on the hypocrisy of the industry, stating: "It's not about Katy Perry. It's about this song and its innocence on her part. To [Katy], it's just this party song. But as a gay person, it's like, 'Oh, of course this straight person singing about kissing a girl goes straight to Top 40 and people buy this record. Who can give a fuck about real gay people?' That's what's really painful about the whole thing. That's what makes me laugh about 'I'm not impressed.' It's like, 'Oh, that's what you think? Of course, because you never thought about what a real gay person feels, and the impact that a song like that has on the gay world in a time of crucial civil rights.' That's just one of the examples of what the mainstream is thinking about queer culture, when actually, we are completely fighting for our rights right now."
Maybe Beth and Katy should talk it out. We think Beth is coming from a good place, but if she really talked to Katy, she would realize how stupid this whole thing is.
In his new book I Drink for a Reason, Arrested Development star David Crossreveals the motivation behind his decade-long feud with Jim Belushi, who has become the butt of many sketches and satirical short stories on the Mr. Show site.
During the filming of 1995's Destiny Turns on the Radio with Belushi in Las Vegas, the comedian visited a casino during a shooting break and struck up conversation with a blackjack dealer.
The dealer confessed to having a sick 8-year-old son who was a fan of Belushi. Cross committed to getting an autograph from his castmate, even though he had not met him yet.
As Cross approached Belushi with the request and story of the blackjack dealer, he wasn't having any of it!
"Jesus, I thought you were gonna get me a b- job," said Belushi.
After Cross' further polite prodding, the According to Jim star continued, "Jesus Christ, you're worse than my second wife!"
Belushi never signed anything for the child, which continues to anger Cross till this day!!!
Rightfully so! Jim Belushi is a fucktwit!
"Seriously! If Jim wants to talk about it, that's fine. The story is all in the book. That guy was a full-on 100% d-bag. It was a real incident. If anything, I'd hope if I saw him now he'd apologize," says Cross.
Even though both parties have kissed and made up, a quickly-expanding number of online protestors are petitioning for David Letterman to be taken off the air for his off-collar joke about Sarah Palin's daughter!
They've also threatened to boycott the sponsors of the Late Show until he gets the axe!
Morons!!!
Over 30,000 people have made the "pledge" on FireDavidLetterman.com to boycott the products sold by the sponsors and even organized a protest outside the Ed Sullivan Theater on Tuesday in NYC.
Once again… morons!!
Said Michael Patrick Leahy, spearhead of the campaign: "David Letterman's comments were disgraceful and beyond the bounds of common decency… It is highly inappropriate for a 62-year-old man to make sexual insults about a 14-year-old girl."
Leahy then went on to compare Letterman's joke to the extremely racist remark radio host Don Imus made in 2007 (calling members of a female basketball team "nappy-headed ho's") that eventually got him fired.
How could anyone ever compare the two???
CBS has yet to release a statement or comment on the issue, but we can't see the network firing Dave anytime soon!
The divorce battle between Hulk and Linda is heating up and this time there's no pre-determined winner!
According to Linda's longtime hair dresser, besides the fact that Linda is not actually blonde, Hulk's ex has been spending the temporary court-ordered alimony money on drugs.
Tracy Morgan (not to be confused with the standup comedian), who will now be out of work, testified in court on Monday in a hearing at the Hulk's request to lower Linda's $40,000 a month alimony, spilling the beans on a slew of scandalous expenses.
Linda apparently also purchased alcohol for minors when she threw a party for son Nick Hogan's release from jail.
No wonder he was driving recklessly in the first place!
Additionally, Linda would have Morgan close her salon to other customers when she came in, usually drunk and belligerent, or high on her pet combination of pot and roxycodone pills. She'd also vindictively threaten to burn the house down before ever letting Hulk move back into it.
Three other witnesses were called to the stand, including a man claiming Linda was high on cocaine, a personal shopper claiming that Linda blew a bunch of money on her boytoy boyfriend, and a United States Postal worker who claimed Linda offered to buy his custom car with alimony money. In the face of a hefty personal injury lawsuit from the family who's son Nick put in the hospital with permanent brain damage, Hulk ain't gonna have that much more to give to Linda!
Linda's attorney, however, contended that there was no way to prove that Linda's spending was out of her alimony pocket, but we mean, really, come on!
During the taping of Monday's Late Show, host David Letterman gave another public apology regarding the joke he made last week about Sarah Palin's trip to NYC and her 14-year-old daughter, Willow, that was actually meant for teenage mama, now 18-year-old Bristol Pailn.
The funny man stated:
"I told a bad joke. I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception. It's not your fault that it was misunderstood, it's my fault. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I'm sorry about it and I'll try to do better in the future. Thank you very much."
Since the failed Vice Presidential candidate wouldn't let this misunderstanding go, Letterman was practically bullied into an apology.
David Letterman has responded to Sarah Palin's accusation that he suggested "sexually exploiting" her 14-year-old daughter.
Letterman explained that he was in fact referring to her very legal daughter, Bristol, and not her younger sister, Willow, when he joked that one of the Palins was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez at a Yankees game, saying, "I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. I mean, look at my record. It has never happened. I don't think it's funny. I would never think it was funny. I wouldn't put it in a joke."
Letterman added, "Am I guilty of poor taste? Yes. Did I suggest that it was OK for her 14-year-old daughter to be having promiscuous sex? No."
And further proving his "poor taste" he added, "Governor Palin, if you're watching, I would like you to consider coming to New York City - you and Todd as my guests, or leave Todd at home."
