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Watch This Guy Win An Eggnog-Chugging Contest — Then Find Out Why It Sent Him To The Hospital For The Holidays!!

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The holidays just wouldn't feel right without a little eggnog.

Notice we said "a little."

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When Ryan Roche from Lehi, Utah was talked into an office eggnog-chugging contest, the 33-year-old really stepped up and downed an entire carton of eggnog in 12 seconds!!

Wow and Ew!

His amazing performance won him first place, a $50 gift certificate to Ruth's Chris Steak House and … a trip to the hospital!!

When he got home, he began shaking and feeling nauseous; soon he

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Monkey Saves Other Monkey's Life After It Gets Electrocuted! He Legit Does CPR!!

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This video could very easily have been super disturbing… if it weren't for the miracle happy ending!!

This monkey just refuses to believe his friend was dead.

In the northern city of Kanpur in India, a monkey was rendered unconscious after being severely electrocuted at a railway station.

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Thankfully the poor little monkey's buddy was by his side and refused to give up on him!

He grabs him and shakes him and even does what looks like a monkey version of CPR!!

The craziest part is

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Miley Cyrus Parties In Nothing But Gold Bow Pasties & Then Possibly Pees On Her Friend??? Watch It All Go Down HERE!

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Rivaling Kim Kardashian's love for latex is Miley Cyrus' obsession with nipple pasties!

What's the appeal, you wonder? We have no idea.

But Mileybird sure does LOVE them!

Just a few weeks after wandering around in silver pasties and some type of Borat-style thong, Patrick Schwarzenegger's better half went totally nuts at some insane Christmas party over the weekend!

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Minecraft Game Creator Possibly Outbid BEYONCÉ To Buy Most Expensive House In Beverly Hills!

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Wow!

He must've really wanted this house and property if he was willing to beat out Beyoncé for it!

Minecraft creator Markus Persson must've made a lot of money while selling his video game to Microsoft because the dude just bought a place in Beverly Hills that seems to easily be the most expensive piece of property in the famous zip code!

The John Aaroe Group recently announced a sale that Persson signed, sealed, and delivered which got him a house in California worth $70 million and the details of the sale sound absolutely ridiculous!

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Here's what the real estate's agent group's press release said:

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Cops Tasered A French Monkey Who Had Been On The Run For Stealing Chocolates From Kids For Over A Week!

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We're sad this monkey was hurt.

But hopefully the lil' one will be in safe hands now — leaving his life of delicious crime behind him!

A French monkey was finally apprehended after a week long spree in the city of Marseilles where he did everything from stealing chocolate to biting and scratching school children.

Police always seemed to arrive at the scene of a crime the monkey was involved just after the furry fiend left, but they finally were able to nab the monkey after tasering him.

Here's what one officer of the law said:

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These People Spent Thousands Of Dollars To Look Like Their Favorite Star!

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Everyone is beautiful inside and out in their own unique way!!

But we guess sometimes people would just rather see their favorite celeb staring back at them in the mirror.

Looking like a celebrity isn't cheap, but these people thought it was worth it to try and look more like their favorite stars!!

Some are pretty similar, while others… well, others…

Take Jordan James Parke — some people might think he took things a bit too far… LOLz!

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School Punishes Blind Child By Replacing His Cane With A WHAT?!

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Two parents from North Kansas City are outraged at their son's school for the way they treated him, and you just might feel the same way too here in a minute!

Dakota Nafzinger is an eight-year-old student at Gracemor Elementary School, but an incident on a school bus left him feeling humiliated and caused his family to be VERY upset!

Dakota uses a cane to get around school since he was born without eyes — a medical condition known as Bilateral Anopthalmia.

Recently on a school bus the driver took away Dakota's cane because he believed the he was using it in a violent manner against other children… and to replace the cane, they gave the child a

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