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Earlier this month, 59-year-old Sam Sotoodeh and 25-year-old Barzeen Soroudi interrupted the star-studded competition to criticize the athlete for lying about getting robbed at gunpoint during the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro.
Both Sam and Barzeen are being slapped with two misdemeanors,
Curves on curves on curves!
The reality star's bottom is always a sight for sore eyes!
Amber was unaware that her booty was saying hello to the world until she saw the pap pics of her climbing her trailer, and her response was hilarious!
Laurie may not have this in the bag after all!
While Hillary Clinton debating the former host of Celebrity Apprentice was without a doubt the most-watched program of Monday night, ABC had enough faith in its own reality show contestants to actually air a new episode of Dancing with the Stars.
In fact, DWTS even embraced the first Presidential debate with a "Face-Off" theme of its own — pairing the Top 12 off into six sets, with the winning celeb in each earning immunity for the week!
While we'd normally welcome such a game-changing twist… Terra Jolé somehow found herself up for elimination even though she had arguably the best routine of the night!
The Little Women: LA star and partner Sasha Farber were forced to Viennese Waltz against NFL wide receiver Calvin Johnson Jr. and pro Lindsay Arnold – but despite placing 3rd and 1st overall, respectively, only Megatron was declared safe.
We're not too worried about her fate on the show — the dance really was that good — but unlike Terra, Vanilla Ice is actually immune… and he TIED FOR LAST PLACE!!!
Real fair, DWTS.
So, who else is up for elimination on next Monday's episode??
Amber Rose is never one to shy away from speaking about sex.
Well, meaningless sex, anyway. The momma-of-one dished:
"I could f*ck anybody I want at any time, but it's boring. I don't want to have sex, I'm very turned off. Ideally, I'd like to have a relationship. I love relationships, I love to be with one person, I love to grow with them and have that closeness."
Well, that makes sense, considering that's the exact reason she felt her first-ever threesome was "f*cking horrible."
Plus, Miz Rose also opened up about how much weight she's ALREADY lost on Dancing with the Stars, saying:
Ugh, we hate to hear this.
Turns out Jana Kramer certainly was hinting at infidelity in her broken marriage to Mike Caussin by singing along to Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats — as we've just learned the former footballer strayed from his relationship "multiple times," even before the two were married.
And while we knew the 29-year-old entered some type of rehab following his public separation from the country singer, it turns out the athlete has been reportedly seeking treatment for a sex addiction.
"Mike cheated on her multiple times with multiple women. Jana finally woke up — she knew she couldn't do it anymore. They're definitely done."
After the first indiscretion, Jana decided to give Mike another shot:
Step, ball, change… out of your costume immediately.
As you may recall, we got quite the treat on Monday night as Dancing with the Stars gave us dances inspired by TV classics for its star-studded premiere — but unfortunately, on Tuesday night… someone had to go home.
Of course, we loved so many of the routines, but after the scores came in we knew the couples who were in danger of elimination were Disney's Jake T. Austin and Jenna Johnson, Amber Rose and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Maureen McCormick and Artem Chigvintsev, and Ryan Lochte and Cheryl Burke!
While Ryan has already endured a lot since his Olympic-sized fiasco in Rio de Janeiro — including the DWTS protest last week — the little fans he has left will be happy to know the athlete survived week one as the first casualty of Season 23 was none other than…