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Honey Boo Boo Child may be America's newest reality obsession, but for how much longer?
If it was up to the 7-year-old reality star herself, probably about a week.
Little Alana Thompson is getting so tired of being on television that she fell asleep next to Dr. Drew while appearing on his HLN show yesterday.
She let out an audible moan upon returning from a commercial break, then literally started snoring when the Celebrity Rehab doc asked if it was difficult to be on the tube all the time (above).
Judging by her behavior, yes, it is.
We think she's ready to go home and enjoy her childhood again. She's given us all so much … we think she deserves that now.
Courtney Stodden desperately wants the world to believe she's made of real live 18 year-old girl parts!
Tired of being heckled by those who claim she has cheek implants, lip injections, or was born a Filipino boy in 1958, the Teen bride is going to great lengths to legitimize her flesh!
This time, our cray cray girl hired
After an interview like that, we're pretty sure ANYONE would be scrambling to justify what just happened!
The source, Danish celebrity promoter Claus Hjelmbak, said this:
When Dr. Drew calls your bluff, you KNOW you’re in trouble!
We’re getting a little tired of the whole “exhaustion” excuse…and it seems like we aren’t the ONLY ones!
While it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell you that Linds’ excuse sounded like a whole bunch of BS, a few words from a medical professional sure doesn’t hurt!
Dr. Drew stated:
Reports keep surfacing that Charlie Sheen is rocking out with his metaphorical glock out around the clock at his Beverly Hills palace.
We know Goodtime Charlie is a notorious party animal but we seriously doubt anyone can maintain this type of lifestyle and a functioning liver for very long.
Dr. Drew is equally concerned. He said:
It's always tough watching this, especially once it's elevated to this point!
We're sad to report that Brooke Mueller has once again found herself in rehab.
After a hopeful stint, Brooke went to Charlie Sheen's house one day when he noticed his ex-wife seemed REALLY out of it!
He tried to keep her there while
Quick! Someone call Dr. Drew!!
That LiLo poem just wasn't enough. Rosie had to keep talking about Linds with another appearance on The Today Show this morning!!
And Miss Rosie suggests she could very well end up like Whitney Houston… DEAD!