Nobody can deny that Michael Lohan's recent attempt at an intervention for his daughter, Lindsay, was a complete and total disaster, but if dear old Dad had his way in how things would have originally gone done, we can promise you it would have been INFINITELY worse!
Why, you ask?!
Because he originally wanted the troubled actress' sworn enemy, Dr. Drew, to take charge of the plan!
Michael sources, he approached the celebrity doc with the request
Honey Boo Boo Child may be America's newest reality obsession, but for how much longer?
If it was up to the 7-year-old reality star herself, probably about a week.
Little Alana Thompson is getting so tired of being on television that she fell asleep next to Dr. Drew while appearing on his HLN show yesterday.
She let out an audible moan upon returning from a commercial break, then literally started snoring when the Celebrity Rehab doc asked if it was difficult to be on the tube all the time (above).
Judging by her behavior, yes, it is.
We think she's ready to go home and enjoy her childhood again. She's given us all so much … we think she deserves that now.
Courtney Stodden desperately wants the world to believe she's made of real live 18 year-old girl parts!
Tired of being heckled by those who claim she has cheek implants, lip injections, or was born a Filipino boy in 1958, the Teen bride is going to great lengths to legitimize her flesh!
Last time, it was appearing on Dr. Drew to prove she didn't have fake tittays!
This time, our cray cray girl hired
After an interview like that, we're pretty sure ANYONE would be scrambling to justify what just happened!
Apparently Dina Lohan's course of action, according to a close source, is to call Dr. Phil unprofessional — and to want to try again, with Dr. Drew Pinsky!
The source, Danish celebrity promoter Claus Hjelmbak, said this:
When Dr. Drew calls your bluff, you KNOW you’re in trouble!
We’re getting a little tired of the whole “exhaustion” excuse…and it seems like we aren’t the ONLY ones!
Celebrity Rehab’s Dr. Drew Pinsky is speaking out and questioning Lindsay Lohan on her supposed slip into unconsciousness, which she blamed on exhaustion and dehydration about a week and a half ago.
While it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell you that Linds’ excuse sounded like a whole bunch of BS, a few words from a medical professional sure doesn’t hurt!
Dr. Drew stated: