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*Insert Pun Here* — A Crazy Cow Led Cops On A Wild Goose Chase In Queens!

| Filed under: HIGHlariousCowViral: Animals

A cow in on the loose in Queens!

Holy cow! This is udderly ridiculous!

A cow was on the loose in Jamaica, Queens Tuesday and cops were doing their darndest to try and lasso it! (Note: They weren't really using a lasso, to our knowledge. Although they should've. That's what a rancher would do.)

Related: A Rattlesnake Slithered Up This Woman's Toilet!

Video shows it happily trotting about enjoying the scenery of suburbia with cop cars following it at a slow pace, presumably so as not to startle it.

Then a man dressed in a brown jacket starts running after it, prompting the cow to break into a gallop!

The clip concludes with the cow getting trapped between a car and a house, and then lying down in the grass to chill after such an adventure. Or, more accurately, being tranquilized so cops could finally get it to stop moo-ving.

Oh, the bovinity!

P.S. Apparently it escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse and will be returned there! *sob*

Watch the clip (below)!

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Jeopardy!'s Alex Trebek Is Sort Of A Rapper Now

| Filed under: Music MinuteDrakeKendrick LamarHIGHlariousViral: News

Alex Trebek raps!

Rap superstar!

Alex Trebek may have missed his calling when he became a game show host. He should've been a rapper! LOLz!

Related: Big Sean Gets Attacked By A Fan

Okay, we're obviously kidding, but the Jeopardy! vet did a decent job reciting lyrics for the "Let's Rap, Kids" category on the show Monday night.

From Drake to Kendrick Lamar, Alex does it all, but it may be his rendition of Desiigner's Panda that's our personal favorite.

Watch the HIGHlarious clip (below)!

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VOTE: WTF Are Kendall & Kylie Jenner Trying To Sell You???

| Filed under: Fashion SmashionPollsHIGHlariousKylie JennerKendall JennerPlay With Perez

Kendall and Kylie Jenner want to sell you this!

Only Kendall and Kylie Jenner

On Friday, the entrepreneurial sisters launched their new Kendall + Kylie "DropOne" collection online, which includes "paperbag sweatpants," a "long sleeve corset t-shirt," and one very questionable item featured in the picture above!

Play: Did Katy Perry Steal Lady GaGa's Swag?

While we could tell you what it is, we want you to take a guess at what this $125 product could be!

So take a good hard look at it (below) and take your pick!

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Tom Hiddleston's Penis Comes In Handy!

| Filed under: Taylor SwiftHealthHIGHlariousSea CreaturesFishTom Hiddleston

Tom Hiddleston to the rescue!

Tom Hiddleston is always happy to help!!

While you may only know him for dating Taylor Swift, the British actor might just find fame for something else! During an appearance on Friday's The Graham Norton Show, the Thor: Ragnarok star recalled giving a costar a golden shower…

But all for a good cause!

Related: Tom Is Sexy AF Showing Off THIS Skill!

He confessed Tom Hollander was stung while they were on location filming The Night Manager in Mallorca, Spain, and needed some urine for the jellyfish sting:

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Donald Trump Can't Win Anymore, And Seth Meyers Finds That HILARIOUS!

| Filed under: TV NewsPolitikDonald TrumpHIGHlariousLate Night TVSeth Meyers

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Donald Trump is the opposite of DJ Khaled.

We know, it sounds insane, but Seth Meyers is ready to prove it!

Photo: Time Magazine's New Cover Perfectly Sums Up Trump's Presidency So Far

(Hint: it mostly has to do with "winning" and how President Drumpf can't seem to do it anymore.)

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious comparison (below)!

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