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Last September, babymomma Jamie Lynn Spears arrived at Los Angeles International Airport greeted by a storm of overeager paparazzi. And, in an attempt to protect the young mom from any harm, police used a "decoy Jamie Lynn" (some random chick on the same flight that sorta looked like her) to throw off the paps.

Well, now the woman who was used as the "decoy" is suing the LAX Police Department for damages, suggesting that she was used as a decoy without her consent.

Adessa Eskeridge and her attorney, R.J. Molligan, claim Adessa was “not given any details as to the nature of the task or of the potential danger involved. She simply followed the instructions of the police as most good citizens would do.”

And in her filing they allege that the LAX police “did not want to subject Ms. Spears to the pushing, shoving, humiliation and possible physical injury that come with the paparazzi, but instead decided that Ms. Eskeridge was not important enough to give the same protections to.”

Her attorney claims she was “never informed that upon deplaning, she would be mobbed by the paparazzi, that she would be in fear of her well-being, that her picture would be taken, (and) that video of her would be all over the Internet.” Adding that she was “deceived and manipulated” by the police and claims she has “suffered and continues to suffer great humiliation” as a result of that day.

Riiiight. Who is this chick again?

Adessa and her attorney are calling the incident a "false arrest" and say she is “willing to consider a reasonable and fair settlement that fully compensates her for the humiliation, fear and harassment that she has been subjected (to) at the hands of LAX-PD.”

Since when is $2 millions a reasonable amount?

Of course the LAX PD declined to comment.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Could this be true?

Stoopidity does run in this family!

Star magazine is reporting that teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears had liposuction.

While she was pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!

The former Nickelodeon star reportedly got worried when she thought she was putting on too much weight.

And, apparently not knowing she was preggers, she begged her mom to let her get lipo, says a source.

It seems mom of the year, Lynn Spears, allowed her daughter to get it.

WTF happened to exercising and dieting????? Plush, she's a teenager!

Another source says, Jamie "didn't know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure. Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient."

The procedure is not recommended for pregnant mommies.

One plastic surgeon, Dr. Gary Burton, says "Any form of liposuction is dangerous and should not be performed on a pregnant woman. It poses serious health risks to the fetus."

What do U think of Jamie getting lipo so young?

We really hope this story is a bunch of bull!

[Image via WENN.]

Look at this.

Just look at it.

Three generations of FAIL.

Behold, Mother with child with…child!

Lynne accompanied daughter Jamie Lynn on a doctor's appointment for her granddaughter Maddie, and then the family went on a little shopping trip at the Edgewood Mall in Mississippi, on Wednesday.

Much to our dismay, Jamie Lynn doesn't look very preggers.

Yet.

Lynn looks like she just can't wait to start writing her next tell-all. Good thing she had two daughters!

[Images by Symons Jones via Pacific Coast News Online.]

It's a celebrity cover face-off!

Who's face do people want to buy?????

Forbes magazine conducted a survey to determine the best celebrity face.

They gathered data from People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK! over a year long period ending June 30th and eliminated covers that did not feature one celebrity exclusively.

The data was analyzed in terms of issues sold as compared to each magazine's average newsstand sales, number of full magazine covers, and each star's "likability," as determined by E-Poll Market Research.

Now, we're going to reward you for reading through all that statistical jargon and tell you who earned the number one position out of ten.

Ready?

It was none other than one-third of the Holy Celebritrinity: Angelina Jolie.

(The other two parts are, of course, Brad Pitt, with the kids counting as one.)

Our Lady of Perfection won in all three categories: sales, number of covers, and likability.

The world just loves a Madonna-Former-Whore.

Jennifer Aniston came in second, falling from last year's first place. She also averaged well in all three categories.

We guess people like to hear her whine about her relationship problems after all.

Heath Ledger rounded out the top three positions, one of only two males in the top ten. His third place can be attributed to his untimely demise, with magazines offering answers to his still mysterious death. It seems that the world also loves a good tragedy, because Owen Wilson finished up the list at number ten, with readers' interested piqued by his suicide attempt.

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt represented the under-ten players, coming in at 7th and 8th place, respectively. People really love those Jolie-Pitts.

New mothers Nicole Richie and Jamie Lynn Spears came in 5th and 4th, both with impressive sales, but low in likability, knocking down their scores.

Surprisingly, Jessica Simpson made the list at 6th place. But, only because her face is plastered everywhere because otherwise she ranked pretty low in likability. In fact, it's probably only because people despise "Yoko Romo" for dragging down their precious Tony Romo and his football team.

So that leaves one spot less and who got it?

Publicity-humping Heidi Montag came in 9th. But with all of her and boyfriend Spencer's freakin coverage, are you really that surprised? And that's the only reason she was in the top ten at all, because girlfriend is almost as disliked as Britney Spears, which is not to say that BritBrit is hated. It's just that with a tabloid headline almost ever other day covering some crazy antic or another, people get tired of it.

But, the very least likable celebrity was our own fave Slutty Cyrus, despite her near billionaire status.

And why is that?

"Here is a teenager who's quickly becoming a multi-millionaire, if not a billionaire. It's pretty hard to relate to that," says In Touch Weekly editor Michelle Lee.

And relatability is becoming increasingly important in magazine sales as wallets become increasingly slender. The mags have about five seconds to catch your attention as you stand in line at the super market, wondering what the hold up ahead is, and if you're going to shell out the 4 bucks for a mag on top of that already escalating grocery bill, it better be something you really really want, right?

So be prepared to see a lot more Jolie…unless the mags jump the shark and commit another Britney overload.

[Images via WENN.]

It looks like Lynne and 17-year old Jamie Lynn Spears may have some explaining to do. Again.

The National Enquirer reveals in a new report that a family member has confirmed that Jamie Lynn is preggers with baby #2.

The younger Spears' baby, Maddie, isn't even five months old!!!!

Unfortunately, the tabloid doesn't disclose in its report who the exact family member is! They didn't go "on the record."

If it's true, we're disappointed in Jame Lynn Spears. She should know better than that! No, not the whole getting pregnant thing. We'd expect that from her. She's white trash!

But, watch where you blab, idiot! 'Family' selling you out is part of the celeb game, right?

Anyway, here are the CRAZY things that the Enquirer discloses in its report. The allegations are JUICY!

- Hot babydaddy Casey Aldridge supposedly erupted in anger when he found out about baby #2. Jamie Lynn had been keeping the pregnancy secret and Casey learned about it through media reports.

- The Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. Oh shiz, Spears crew. Sexy Sarah will not approve! She'll probs block Jamie Lynn's way into the clinic.

- The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.

- Momma Spears is 'livid' that the preggers news leaked during her book tour. She's such a fine example of a mom!

The 'family member' also went on to say, "If Jamie Lynn has this baby, you can be sure they will try to sell the official confirmation of the pregnancy to a magazine, as well as the baby photos."

Sheesh! Looks like Momma Spears is cut from the same cloth as Michael Lohan. Anything to make $$$ or get attention off the kiddies, eh?

And to top off the report, the Enquirer also mentions that Casey attempted to sell them (for $100,000) his story that he never cheated on Jamie Lynn.

However, the folks at the Enquirer say that since they have strong evidence that he has cheated on Jamie Lynn multiple times, they turned him down, and he made a deal with another magazine.

Are they saying that OK! Magazine paid Jamie Lynn and Casey for their story?! Shock!

Here's another zinger — Casey’s deals were supposedly being brokered through a representative of Lynne and Jamie Lynn.

The Spears dramz is never ending!!!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

On Thursday, Lynne Spears was a guest on Mike and Juliet Show.

She's still hawking that book?????

She opened up about Jamie Lynn's (first) pregnancy and confirms her daughter's claim to OK! Magazine that she and hot babydaddy Casey are still together:

Lynne: "I thought she was joking when she first told me. I was looking at her face trying to wait for the punch line…wait for her to smile or joke.  She wanted the baby from the beginning."

Mike: "Are she and the baby's father together?"

Lynne: "She and the baby's father are on. You can't believe the media…I don't know why they do that."

Mike: "Did you think she was a virgin?"

Lynne: "Yes."

Momma Spears also talked to Mike and Juliet about Sarah Palin's teen pregnancy drama:

"I'm glad she didn't have to go through as much scrutiny as I did.  That was good. Maybe people looked at and thought maybe we were kind of hard. Nobody wants their children to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would
want that?"

What does she have to say to all the people who blame her for her daughters' problems???

"People think I was this stage mom… that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager…that's never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and out of bed."

Hope she wasn't letting them have coffee when they were too young!

Unfortunately, Lynne was not asked to address the report of a 2nd Jamie Lynn pregnancy.

Boo!

As we mentioned earlier today, rumors were circulating that Jamie Lynn is knocked up again!

Sources close to Spears insist she's not sperminated, but the editor-in-chief of the National Enquirer loudly proclaims to us that their pregnancy story is true.

Jamie Lynn is all over the news these days!

The teen mom is also on the cover of the new issue of OK! magazine, and now we have more details from her on-the-record interview with them.

Spears and babydaddy Casey Aldridge are speaking out about the cheating rumors that have plagued their relationship. The two claim that Aldridge is not a cheater and that Jamie is not pregnant again.

The 19 year-old Aldridge claims that he did not have sex with "former friend" Kelli Dawson, even though she spoke on the record, confirming the two hooked up even after little Maddie was born.

Aldridge says that's just not true, adding, "In a small town, everybody knows everybody. But when money's involved, you find out who your friends are."

We think famewhore Kelli Dawson should take a lie detector test and prove Aldridge is lying, if he is. We'd even pay for the test!

And as for the reports that he got Dawson preggers, Jamie says, "That is just completely fabricated. He never had an intimate relationship with her, so how would that be possible? Around here, that particular girl is known to make up stories."

Ouch. Called a liar nationally by teen mom Jamie? We think Kelli should definitely take a lie detector test now!

As for rumors that Casey's been with other girls, Jamie denies that as well and adds, "It hurt me to hear those things. Because my family has to read it. It's not fair to them. They know if I were in a relationship like that, I wouldn't put up with it. My family supports me, and they support Casey also. They read those stories and take them with a grain of salt."

And there you have it - until next week!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

This can't be true! Can it??????

JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT Y'ALL!!!

According to The National Enquirer, the 17-year-old former star of Zoey 101 is 8 weeks along, a mere 3 months after giving birth to her first baby, Maddie Briann.

Oops! She did it again!

Lynne Spears apparently hit the roof when she found out and family and friends are urging Jamie to end the pregnancy. It's already difficult being being a teen mother to one kid, but to two?

Morning sickness while breastfeeding?!

When Jamie missed her period and a home pregnancy test kit came back positive, she "cried her eyes out," a source tells the mag.

Jamie apparently thought she couldn't get pregnant while she was still breastfeeding, but didn't she learn anything from her big sister?

We need to better edumicate the children of America about reproduction, y'all.

The family was trying to keep it a secret to everyone, including the baby daddy - but too late!

It's called a condom!!!

We can't wait to see how this will all pan out!