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Desperation At It's Worst

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Yes, alright. We see you Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy. Yes, we get it. You're in love. Wonderful.

Now, stop your vomit-inducing, attention seeking make-out session! It's nauseating and pathetic.

Oh, and Jen: What's that hand up to down there?

Jen and Jamie were photographed A LOT while vacationing in Hawaii this past weekend.

Some celebrities vacation to get away from the paparazzi. These two go to get their pictures taken as to remind us all they exist.

Mission accomplished. Now, please, crawl into a hole somewhere. A deep one, with no means of escape!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Jennifer Love Desperate Begs For A Part In The Next Twilight Film!

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If we were Jennifer Love Hewitt, we would run and hide under our big boobs.

The C-list actress had some choice words to share about her obsession with Twilight and they are sure to piss off a couple million tweens.

Though no one can deny the numbers are uneven in the Team Edward vs Team Jacob race, with the addition of Taylor Lautner and his sick abs to the Jacob role, the werewolf numbers are on the rise.

But according to Jennifer, you ain't nothing if you don't love Edward Cullen. She was recently quoted saying: “Who’s not Team Edward? There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”

Cue us stepping out of the way so the rampage of angry tweens can kick the crap out of her.

But, ladies, before you go and give her a piece of your mind, you should know that she is so desperate and sad, that it might not be worth your time. While many of the Hollywood world is dying to be in the next Twilight movies, only Jennifer is pathetic enough to want to be an extra. That's how far her career has sunk!

“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine," she says. "I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it."

Desperate!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Hewitt To Scare You In Writing Now Too!

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We've seen perfumes, clothing lines, memoirs, but for some reason  Jennifer Love Desperate is developing a comic book anthology called The Music Box with comic publishing powerhouse IDW set to publish. 

She's really into comic books????

The series will center around a strange music box and will chronicle the odd events that happen to the people who possess it.

IDW Publisher/Editor-in-Chief, Chris Ryall, says that "each story tells a standalone tale," but that "they are all linked together by this mysterious music box."  Sounds kinda Lost-esque!

The actual comic book will be written by comic book heavyweight Scott Lobdell (X-Men, Fantastic Four, Alpha Flight), and in a unique twist, each individual issue will feature artwork unique to the particular story. 

And they're wasting this all on Desperate????

The first issue, due out in November, will exhibit artwork by Michael Gaydos (Alias, Daredevil) and the following issues will feature other talents such as Casey Maloney, Adam Archer and legends George Tuska and Joe Rubenstein.

Lobdell compares The Music Box to creepy greats such as The Twilight Zone, Tales of the Crypt, Alfred Hitchock Presents and Boris Karloff's Tales of Mystery.  He says that they are "classic scary page turners one and all," and that Hewitt's Box is "a horror/mystery/thriller…in that grand tradition."

We've heard that before.

He goes on to say that making Hewitt's vision a reality has been a "thrill."

Hewitt says that "the chance to create my very own comic, and a horror/thriller at that, is like a fun nightmare com true!  I've always been fascinated by the notion that an inanimate object can hold as much malevolent energy as a human being can.  And when they two meet, or are at cross purposes, very bad things can happen.  I'm so proud of The Music Box and can't wait for people to read it…with the lights on, of course!"

Vom.

Bet she's counting down the days till the publicity tour!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

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Engaged? NOT!

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Every good D-list couple wants the chance to flaunt what little celebrity they have. So, it comes as no surprise to us that Jamie Kennedy asked his girlfriend, Jennifer Love Hewitt, to marry him in front of a crowded, drunk comedy club.

Every girl's dream!

While in the middle of his set at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach on Saturday night, Jamie brought Jennifer up on stage to tell a few jokes and sing. Sources say that somewhere in the audience a person shouted "Marry her!" Seeing his golden opportunity to get press to get hitched, he "got down on one knee and asked her to marry him." And she said yes! ( What else is going to do? She's not getting any younger!)

Well, congrats! We can't wait to start calling you Jennifer Love Hewitt Long Tooth Kennedy.

Eh, maybe you should drop your middle name. It'll flow better.

P.S. Hopefully they were just joking about the engagement!

Update: “There is no truth to the report," a rep for Hewitt says.

Thank goodness!

[Image via WENN.]

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J. Love Desperate Knows Love!!!!!!

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Never claim expertise in a subject you know nothing about!!!!

It would be like Jennifer Love Hewitt writing a book about relationships!

Unfortunately, people don't always follow our advice!!!!!

The Ghost Whisperer wacktress, who recently called off her engagement, will pen a new book, The Day I Shot Cupid, which "explores the new landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical tips, from text-flirting and IM-ing to what men and women really want, and how to start over after a breakup."

We can just imagine her words of wisdom!!!!!!

How to start over after a break up:
Date the closest person next to you and go public ASAP.

How to get married:
Bully your significant other with ultimatums.

The "author," who has dated famed douchebags including, John Mayer, Joey Lawrence, Carson Daly, Ross McCall and now Jamie Kennedy, will most likely promote the crap out of this book when it hits stores next year!!!

Disaster!

[Image via WENN.]

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Yes, That's Really Her!

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No, that isn't Jamie Kennedy's ailing grandmother.

That's Jennifer Love Hewitt! For real.

Look at her!

In a possible combination of the paparazzi camera flashes, the horrid blonde dye job, and the 99-cent makeup, J. Love Desperate looks about ready for the nursing home!

The lovers are currently in London and were shot leaving the Soho Hotel to go for a meal at J Sheekly Oyster Bar. Our guess is they were trying to catch the Early Bird Special!

Damn!

And she was #10 on the Maxim Hot 100 this year!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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J. Love Desperate Gives Boyfriend Engagement Ultimatum!

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Jaime Kennedy showed up to the Johnjay & Rich radio show yesterday to speak with its hosts, and guess who showed up with him like a lost puppy? His super clingy size 2 girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course!

J. Love ends up doing most of the talking, delivering an engagement ultimatum for this time next year (Care to make this interesting?).

Love also recalls her Carrie Underwood snub, in which Underwood fled from an over-zealous Hewitt.

She probably had no idea who Size 2 is!

Have a listen to all the desperation below!

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Loud Groan! Jennifer Love Hewitt Working On Country Album

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Jennifer Love Desperate ain't fading into irrelevancy without a fight!

According to boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, Miss Size 2 is considering the failed Jessica Simpson approach and is currently working on a country album.

Though Desperate has dabbled in music before, she hasn't released anything since 2002.

But we guess she needs something to supplement her bedazzling career.

Good luck with all your endeavors, Love! Your only a season or two away from Dancing With the Stars!

[Image via WENN.]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Dazzles Her Boyfriend's Booth

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In what seems a little lemonade stand sale to us, Jennifer Love Hewitt has started bedazzling shirts to sell at boyfriend Jamie Kennedy's standup merchandise table when he performs at comedy clubs!

Not only that, but Hewitt works the merch booth as well, peddling Kennedy's DVDs and sparkly t-shirts.

Then Kennedy pays her back with Pinkberry.

Well, at least it's a job!

[Image via WENN.]

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