We guessed on Tuesday that Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and Cashole Warren did the quickie wedding thing cause they didn't want a bastard child.

Yup, that's the reason!

A friend of Alba's also tells People magazine that's probably why they married so suddenly!

The Don't Call Me Latina pal said, "She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in."

The source went on to say that the low-key wedding may have been a shock – but the two had been talking marriage for more than a year.

We're sure Mr. and Mrs. Casshole will have a big wedding shin dig a few months after she pops the baby out, just for those friends and fam who feel all sorts of left out.

Plus, they don't wanna miss out on their opportunity to Cash in on the wedding pics, especially Warren. He wants the $$$$$$$!

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba just got married in secret and that half smirk is the best she could do.

It's probably a reflection of her relationship with new husband Cashole Warren!

There's no honeymoon for Alba and her wife.

The pair hit up the 2008 Celebration of Mentoring on Tuesday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

For her sake, we sure hope she got that prenup taken care of!

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Details of Jessica Alba's secret wedding are starting to emerge!

Jess and Casshole Warren were married Monday morning at a Beverly Hills courthouse.

They applied for a wedding license and were married 40 minutes later (the time it took the clerks to process the paperwork) in the courthouse's ceremony room, according to reports.

The ceremony room was decked out in white fake flowers. Classy!

There were no guests — it was just the two parents-to-be.

Jessica was wearing a blue dress, hair in ponytail.

Jessica Alba's dad, Mark Alba, spoke exclusively to Latina magazine about his daughter's nuptials. Poppa Alba says, "I think it's good news for her. I'm glad for her. She's a beautiful girl. I'm her dad and I'm happy for her no matter what happens."

What a random way to tie the knot!

Is Jessica popping soon? Were they rushing to get legal and shizz so their child would not be a 'bastard'?

Shit, if we were gonna have a quickie wedding, like she did, we'd at least do it in Vegas and have Elvis officiate!

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Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday.

The actress' publicist confirmed the news today.

The pair are expecting their first child together.

Felicidades (that means "congratulations" in Spanish, in case she's reading).

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba seemed a bit more chipper than usual last night.

The very pregnant star showed off her growing belly and tatas as she left Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday night.

That place is always swarming with paparazzi, so she knew she'd have her picture taken.

If she tried to block her face while leaving Mr. Chow's, that would have just been so ridiculous.

We're surprised she didn't!

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All the speculating can cease.

The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie is indeed a Latina.

“Yes, I have Mexican in my ancestry,” Fergie tells Latina magazine. “My Dad's grandmother was born in Guanajuato. I’m very proud of it; that’s probably where I get my fire!"

The mag asks her why her Latina background has been so ambiguous. Fergie answers, "I don’t go around claiming it big time because there are many more full-bred Latinas that are out there to represent.”

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba, you reading? Be a little more like Fergie — proud of where your family comes from!

Even if it's just your dad's grandma!

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby shower on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???

Kim Kardashian!

Every other single star was busy?

The actress held the soiree at the Ever After Teahouse in Los Angeles, and at least she sorta smiled for the occassion!

[Image via WENN.]

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She really thinks she's holier than thou!

Note to Jessica Alba. The paparazzi are not gonna stop following you. Stop acting like such a DOUCHE.

The day they do stop following, you're gonna be crying for them to come back and snap your ugly soul!

"Don't Call Me Latina" pitched a shit fit as she made her way from the nail salon.

In case you're interested, Jessica got her nails done at Nails Design on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. Hopefully next time she goes, there will be more paparazzi there.

Oh, and if you see Alba out and about, make sure you say hello! We're sure she LOVES her fans.

[Image via WENN.]

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba was spotted having lunch with fiance Cashole Warren at Kings Road Cafe in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

Her lips became noticeably much plumper all of a sudden.

How peculiar!

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