He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
Jessica Biel has two of the cutest doggy dogs around!
Her boxer and her pit bull are two of the cutest, most imposing looking dogs ever.
Good thing she's in crazy good shape to be able to wrangle those beasts!!
She was recently snapped while taking a stroll through her Studio City neighborhood.
What the pap clearly didn't know is her bloodthirsty pups were on the prowl for fresh meat… human meat!!
Jess was seen screaming at the photogs to run for their lives!
She could see the hunger in her monsters' eyes!!
LOLz! Obvi, we kid! Her dogs look like total sweethearts and we bet at worst they might just lick the pap to death. (They prolly wouldn't even drink his blood.)
Way to wrangle those cutie murder pooches, Jess!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Jessica Biel has two very big, very adorable doggies!
She recently posted the cutest pic EVER to her whosay page of one of her lovelies (above), and wrote the following caption:
OMG!!! That is one GIANT doggy!
Tina is so super cute in your lap like that! She may be big, but she's clearly a softie!
We knew she was a big sweetheart!!
So stinkin' adorbz! Thanks for sharing, Jessica!
[Image via Jessica Biel on WhoSay.]
Jessica Biel was snapped while walking her pit bull through Tribeca over the weekend.
We love that she seems to always be walking her doggies!!
This looked like a standard walk, with Jessica wearing a trendy outfit, cool shades and her earbuds.
But wait… where's her other dog?!!
Jessica Biel was spotted at a park in SoHo, NYC yesterday.
She was looking good, dressed in all white, blending in with the gray, overcast day.
She was strolling with a friend, who was helping her walk her ginormous dogs.
Jessica is one gorgeous, fit and strong lady, but still, her dogs are two giant beasts!
It must get tiring wrangling two huge beasts every day, trying to keep them from eating you or other people.
So luckily her friend was there to help her tame her beasts.
That's a good friend, to potentially lay your life on the line, just to help someone walk their big, scary dogs!
…Obviously, we're kidding. We bet her beasts are absolute sweethearts!
Just don't ever let them get too hungry! LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]
Jessica Biel was spotted walking her dogs in one of the most American pictures we've ever seen!!
This picture is so amazeballs we don't even know where to start.
If there is a more American photo out there, we dare you to find it.
What's more American than a beautiful woman, who's also an A-list celebrity, walking two big, scary doggies, blasting some tunes through her earbuds, with American flags waving in the background?
We're gonna go ahead and guess nothing, absolutely nothing! LOLz!
We wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if Jessica was blasting something like Born In The USA!
She's gone from badass dog walker to true patriot!
Lookin' great, Jess!! Keep on walkin'!
USA! USA! USA!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Morris the cat isn't just your average kitty cat!
He has political aspirations!
Morris is running for mayor of Veracruz's state capital, Xalapa.
We're not 100% sure if this cat TRULY has a future in politics, but it's sure got a lot of supporters! Over 48,000 likes on its Facebook page!
The platform he's running on is