Things have been pretty sucky for Kate Moss these last few weeks.

Agyness Deyn has snatched her best dressed crown.

Her dear personal assistant resigned.

And, reports today seem to indicate that her latest Top Shop collection has bombed.

Last year, eager shoppers lined up outside all the stores clamoring to get in as soon as they opened to buy items from her new collection.

This week? No one's been waiting. Barely anyone's been buying the new line.

Kate, dear…go away for a little bit, clean yourself up, be a 'real' mom and then you might get your turn in the spotlight again.

Like, we said: retire!

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Kate Moss is on the cover of the new issue of W magazine, what could very well be her last cover ever.

Most models have retired by the age of 30, but Moss - 34 - is still working.

There is huge buzz in the industry that Kate is going to retire. Okay, WE started that buzz.

But it's time for Cokate to call it a day!

Go out gracefully, sweetie.

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"UN condemns Britain's celebrity cocaine culture"

For reals!!! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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Agyness Deyn is the queen of the UK fashion scene.

Britain's posh Tatler magazine just released their annual best dressed list and our fave model came in at #1!!

Tatler gushes, “Whether she’s sipping chai at the Russian Tea Rooms in Primrose Hill or kicking back at Henry Holland’s studio, She’s fash-fabulous… Rockin.”

Not too shabby for a girl who used to work at a fish-n-chip shop!

Hard pAArtying model Kate Moss topped the list the prior two years. She came in #2 this year.

Is Kate's fashion sense being dulled by her wAAys?

Maybe we're all just tired of the boho chic Moss thing.

We know we love Agyness' bold, fierce style!

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Now that seems like a good time!

Kelly Osbourne had a very fun evening on Thursday.

The rock progeny attended the NME awards in London, where (incredulously) Pete Doherty was given the Hero of the Year award.

After the ceremony, Kelly O. met up with hard-pAArtying goddess Kate Moss. The two hit up a few clubs and around 3:00 A.M. this morning, Osbourne looked shattered beyond belief as she had to be dragged out of the club.

Mission accomplished!

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Aretha Franklin has topped the list for PETA's Worst Dressed Celebs list.

Keeping her company are Kate Moss, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson and Kylie Minogue

Wait a minute!!!!

How come Beyonce is not on that list????

She LOVES the furs!

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Believe it or not….

Kate Moss' mom, Linda, is moving in to the haggard supermodel's posh, new London home.

She probably hopes that 'mum' will give the place less of a cracked out feel and provide a more stable home for her young daughter. Yes, Kate is a mom herself. We sometimes forget!

If Moss really wants to party she can probably head over to Sadie Frost's flat or just throw another party at the Dorchester Hotel.

Swingers, baby!

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Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell grace the cover of the new French Vogue.

We gotta admit, it's pretty hot!

This is the perfect opportunity for both of them to R-E-T-I-R-E.

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"Kate Moss celebrated her 34th birthday with a sleazy orgy involving THREE other partygoers"

Sounds like fun times! CLICK HERE to read all the dirty drug-fueled details!

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