Mama Nature News Archive
If you thought the polar vortex was bad, well, you ain't seen sh*t!
Chicago, the Windy City, the birthplace of Walt Disney & Mandy Patinkin, is under siege by the most fiercely abhorrent weather anomaly the world has ever encountered!
Brace yourselves because what we're about to show you is far worse than any tsunami or earthquake! Even Sharknados look benign by comparison!
Prepare yourself for…a literal sh*tstorm!
Srsly! In downtown Chicago's Leo Burnett offices, it literally rained poop from the sky!!!
Ch-ch-check out the frightening festival of falling feces for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Leonardo DiCaprio is the best thing ever. There. We said it.
Now that that's out of the way, we can go on gushing about how amazing he is and how much good he does for the world.
While on Ellen, Leo was talking about all the amazing movies he's done, his philanthropic endeavors and his adventures!
He's done all sorts of things, like riding elephants while searching for tigers and swimming with great white sharks.
One time, while swimming in a shark cage near a great white, the shark actually made its way INSIDE the cage!!
Oh noes!! Leo must've been terrified!
Did he survive this awful close encounter? Or did he perish, all alone at the bottom of the ocean?
Check out the video (above) to find out if he lived or died!!
Usher is one lucky guy! He got to spend his holidays in the sun and sand of the… Sahara desert??
Yup, that's right. Usher was visiting Morocco in North Africa, hanging in the beautiful Sahara desert.
He looks like Usher of Arabia!
LOLz! It's like the punchline of a ridiculous joke about Wisconsin and how they make cheese or something — but we get the feeling they'll be the ones with the last laugh if they can pull this off!
They're going to use CHEESE to de-ice their roads!
Well, salty cheese brine to be exact! They're mixing it with traditional road salt, which is super expensive. Just last year Milwaukee spent about $6 million on that salt alone, and it creates a harmful runoff when the ice melts!
Plus it's SUPER hard on cars!
So the city has joined a $6,500 pilot project! The science is like this: for every eight gallons of cheese producers' leftover wastewater, it will be mixed with a ton of rock salt. The best kind of brine comes from provolone and mozzarella, as they don't need much preparation before hittin' the ice!
Apparently there has been no negative backlash from this yet — no reports of excess lactose intolerance, or gross smells!
Sounds like an awesome solution to us!
[Image via AP Images.]
In fact, it was quite the opposite as he got hit with some serious rain!! Matty was suiting up for a run in Belo Horizonte this week when the sky opened up and it just started POURING!
Did he let that get in the way of his jog? HECK NO! He just put on a rain jacket and went on with his business like it was no big thing!
Mmmmmm. Dallas all sweaty and wet! Just how we like him! LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Sarah Jessica Parker must be a BIG fan of A Christmas Story, because she has her twins more bundled up than Ralphie's little bro, Randy!!
Marion and Tabitha enjoyed yet another snowy walk to school in New York and once again proved they were ready for whatever momma nature could throw at them as they wore a few extra layers!
The two cuties once again looked adorable in their matching outfits, and they somehow managed to fight the urge to start another snowball fight! We're guessing it had something to do with the fact that SJP was watching them VERY carefully!
That, or they were having trouble moving their arms just like Randy was! LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out their uncanny resemblance to Ralphie's little bro …AFTER THE JUMP!!!