The Spanish national soccer team just can't catch a break.
They had to endure a long ride of shame home, about ten hours, and we're sure they all just wanted to go to their homes and nurse their wounds.
But right as they were nearing their homeland, about to be welcomed back into their country to be consoled and vilified by
futbol soccer fans everywhere, mother nature took a swing at them!
Their plane was struck by lighting just before landing in Madrid!!
There’s bound to be a bone or two at a bachelor party, but not THIS kind of bone!
A group of people celebrating a bachelor party last week at Elephant Butte State Park in New Mexico accidentally unearthed a 10 million year old fossilized mastodon skull!
David Beckham is a ladies man, a man's man and everything in between.
He can make men sweat trying to keep up with him on the soccer field and he can make women sweat with just a simple underwear ad.
But what is it that makes David Beckham sweat? What gets his heart pounding and sends him flying to his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night??
Oh CNN… what's happening over there??
LOLz, we like to tease those over at the world's oldest
and most well-respected cable news network, but this time they really screwed the pooch!
Most folks celebrated the extra-long holiday weekend with delicious food, extra naps, and perhaps a frosty adult beverage, but avid readers of CNN.com were perhaps not quite so lucky!
That's because the online new outlet published a user-submitted article stating that a huge friggin' asteroid was headed straight for the Earth and there was a 49% chance mankind would be wiped out in approximately 27 years.
The story, which ran for over 24 hours, warned:
Whoa!! We haven't seen an oilman participate in something this intense since Daniel Day Lewis went bowling in There Will Be Blood!
It all started on Monday when a group of North Dakota oil workers, who were hopefully barbecuing up something delicious to commemorate Memorial Day, spotted a vicious and deadly tornado heading right toward their camp!
What did they do? Well, the same thing everyone would do in that situation! They hauled ass out of there!
A fleeing passenger even turned on his video camera and document the group's narrow escape!
Ch-ch-check out the horrifying and Not Safe For Listening To At Work (staring death in the eye apparently causes one to curse like a sailor on leave, LOLz) video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!