"I like Ellen Degeneres, especially since she got that new haircut. She's funny and so cute."

- Megan Fox, on her celebrity crush

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Megan Fox was spotted out shopping for furniture yesterday in El Lay looking kinda hot but kinda not.

She's so much prettier when she's NOT talking!

We've missed you!

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That burgling ring really made the rounds around the Hollywood Hills!

After their computer storing all the information about their planned burglaries was found, more and more celebrities are being discovered as victims.

Brian Austin Green's home was hit having miscellaneous items from his home stolen including a recreational gun and some of girlfriend Megan Fox's t-shirts.

Green was shooting a movie in New York (really?!) and didn't know anything about it. The stolen property was returned to him by the police last week.

Who's next?

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Ever heard of the phrase "don't bite the hand that feeds you", Megan Fox?

Basically, it means when you talk smack about the director of your major movie franchise, he can then turn around and kill you off to keep you out of any more films, which, from what we hear, is exactly what Michael Bay is planning to do.

Insider sources are revealing that there is a distinct possibility that Megan's role in the third Transformers film will be limited to about the first fifteen minutes, before getting knocked off in a "gory death scene" then replaced with some other new hottie. The insider suggests:

“Michael’s pretty much discovered Megan and now he’s very quietly looking for her replacement. He hasn’t decided if he’s going to kill her off in the next movie, but he just wants to be prepared.”

That's what you get when you compare someone to Hitler. We don't feel sorry for you. You dug your own grave on that one, Foxy.

But somehow, we don't think she'll care too much either.

Will U see the next Transformer's flick with her?

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It was the biggest blockbuster of the summer, so of course they were going to make it a trilogy.

Michael Bay, pig, director, and mastermind behind the first two installments, took to his official forum to announce the release date of the third Transformers movie:

July 1st, 2011

No doubt looking to bank on the holiday movie-goers (as if he needed that).

So far, it's a done deal that Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox will return and he is already in meetings with the screenwriter.

Get excited geeks and lovers of bad movies!

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How can someone so gorgeous as Megan Fox turn out to be so incredibly strange? You'd never guess it to look at her!

We know tons of celebrities who had terrible jobs before they were famous, but we've never heard of anyone quite like Megan Fox's. She recently revealed to Nylon magazine that in her younger years, she worked at a smoothie cafe. Not behind the counter, mind you, something far more worse:

"I used to have to dress up as a banana…I had the option of apple or banana. I always went with banana because it was thinner."

Fashion conscious even as a fruit. Bet that place would have gotten a lot more customers if she was able to dress like she normally does!

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Megan Fox being pretty.

Enjoy!

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Guess when you're that attractive, you need some sort of problem to pass the time!

Joining the ranks of fellow freaks Megan Fox and Kristen Bell, Charlize Theron admits she has severe neurotic tendencies!

And she's not kidding!

The Oscar winner divulged:

"I actually have a serious problem – obsessive-compulsive disorder. I don’t do counting or anything like that. I’m good with chaos, I just don’t like it when chaos is hidden. So I have a problem with cabinets being messy and people just shoving things in cabinets and closing the door. I will literally lie in bed and not be able to sleep because I’ll be like, 'I think I saw something in that cabinet that just shouldn’t be there.'"

Ya'll need to get medication a life!

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Times were tough for Megan Fox back when she was a youngin'. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, and Megan admits that as a teenager, she had a case of sticky fingers.

On The Jimmy Fallon Show, Megan regalled how at the tender age of 14 or 15, she shoplifted Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen cosmetics from a Wal-Mart.

Bitch got caught and even had to go to court. Those Wal-Mart folks ain't messing around!

Watch her spill the whole dirty story to Jimmy Fallon at the 7:00 mark (above).

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